Taro stumbled through the hangar and found his ship.
"You're really hard on the eyes, Ship."
Just at this point, Taro decided that calling his ship by the name of 'Ship' just wasn't going to cut it anymore.
"What should I name you?" Taro pondered the question, drank it in, let it sift through his body. "I shall call you..." he turned to the rest of the busy hangar and yelled out at the top of his lungs "Happenstance!"
And thus, the SS Happenstance had a name.
Taro boarded the ship and set course for... for...
Hmm.. where should I go for some fun?
"KAMINO!"