This is for newly-joined members of the Ridgewood Militia. Our first battle of the season is Friday, March 31st, from 7 PM to 9 PM. The war is at Waterbridge's park, although meet at my house first. Wear dark-colored clothing, bring a flashlight, it might be cool, so don't come in shorts. A true night battle. Also, ignore Nick's attempts in school to psyche you out. We can win this.

Correction, we will win this.

Update: Arrive at my house at 6 PM if you can. We want to get to the park at exactly 7 or a bit earlier, so we won't be going blindly into a defense already hidden somewhere.