A lot of members here claim to be annoyed by my way of.. self-expressin', typin', livin'.. So,
Here's a lil' smth. I think a lot of people on WCX would be interested in:

The "10th Out of 24" Mission
a.k.a. Potent'l Bannin'/Re-Invigoratin' Shaliq*

(*potential is the key word here)
Ever dreamed of WCX without shaliq's annoyin' "I talk lik' dis 'cuz daz how we du" crap?
If you REALLY want shaliq to type as properly as possible and
for a Better WCX forum,
Help Corey MAGGETTE Make the All-Star Bench!

To those of you wonderin' "How iz this relevant to anythin'?!" or "WTF? :huh: ", here's the reasonable explanation:

I, Shaliq, promise to stop typin' like I luv to & start typin' lame... I mean properly on wan (1) simple condishan (and it's really a possible one).
I know, that at this stage, it'll take a miracle for Corey Maggette to make the West All-Star team.
I also realize that, the competition at his position, iz monstrous to say the least (KG, Duncan, Ma3x & so on...). Plus Corey's not that popular worldwide.
That's why, the plain goal IZ NOT even Corey to be among the Top 10 Western Conf. vote-getters.
It's somethin' much realistic - OFFISHAL RULEZ:

IF Corey MAGGETTE finishes 10th (or higher) out of the 24 West FW-nominees,
I'll be a new man. For that's the only reason to see how many votes is Corey shy of the last player on the West All-Star bench
(the NBA only displays top 10 vote-getters for each position :( ).
BTW, as we speak my brovaz probably be makin' it easier for you (in other words votin' for Maggette).
Y'all can be sure I'll keep my promise, you have my word. And if Corey's total vote-tally does be displayed on that list and I go on typin' the way I feel comfortable, then admins can warn me, kick me, ban me.. whateva. All I want is at least once to see CM's name on 'em vote-getters lists.. (& hopefully, somewher by his 14th season Corey'll put on that All-Star uniform, like my man Sam).
So for a better WCX forum, VOTE Maggette!
And spread the word. Out I am (ta vote I hav').

P.S.
I jus' put an All-Star Ballotin' link in my sig.
Peace to Street fame, Jah, NizZay, DMC, Ryan, QR23NY & Commander Salamander!
And Thanks for the Bulgaria-question, Street! I promise ta git back to it as soon as I can.

haha nice.
sadly i already voted for marion and carmelo i think.
good luck.

Hey, it's Ok. You've got until January 21st to vote. That's approx. at least 60 more potent'l votes from one IP address.. B)

Haha, shaliq you're the man. I'll vote for Maggette next time I vote even though I don't mind you typing like that.

hail shaliq

Mad props to all WCX members wit' true understandin' of da word Dedication.
I-man owe you a lot, folks!

Went to a Clipper Game today, got myself a free CLIPPER NATION T-Shirt for punching out 50 ballots (voted for Sam - Cat - Maggz - EB - Kaman ;; Gilbert - Redd - Bosh - G.Wallace - Nenad). Gotta love the bribery.

Are there really that many people out there annoyed by shaliq's typing? I for one am not, nor do I like the NBA, but I'll vote for C-Maggz for ya.

Couldn't believe it either. But it turned out there's a lotta folks herre annoyed by shaliq's typing. I can name at least 4 or 5, if you want me to.
Anyway, thanks a lot, man! I fully appreciate it!! I owe you wan, pal. Jus' name it...

Don't you think it's a little hypocritical that you are so annoyed by Bulgarians who speak weird dialects and yet you use a pretty heavy dialect yourself (self proclaimed patois/ebonics)?

NOPE!! I DON'T Think It's hypocritical at all!! But I honestly think you need some glassez:

And I DO THINK YOU'S WAN UV DA BIGGEST HYPOCRITES ABOARD...

You can .... me now, I know U want to

I don't know man, your typing makes me want to commit a ritual suicide.

I'd like to know why you think I'm a hypocrite. I think you're just getting defensive.

I get what shaliq is saying. It's wierd to barely understand what a guy on the other side of the country is saying due to the various influences and whatever. Shaliq talks normal english but when he writes he tries to make it look like how it actually sounds. Like instead of "what's up" using 'sup or wus up :)

Al put it best there: