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http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do....y=10&Find=FindHere's a lil tidbit from yesterday's Jersey Shore Craigslist:
Walmart Lanoka Harbor parking lot (Walmart shithole)
Today I was walking into the new Walmart in Lanoka Harbor and in a parked car was some gal going down on some old fart in the front seat of his Crown Vic, I thought nothing of it and went inside but there where others who spotted it as well and laughed , as I did. When I came out a few minutes later the same women was standing in the vestibule looking for her next John smoking a cigarette with a ash 3 inches long. she looked like a cocktail waitress on a oil rig or something. I recolonized her by her blond hair with a red strip down side. What the hell is Lanoka Harbor coming to when prostitutes are hanging out at Walmart ! When I was pulling out she and some guy where getting into his gray van in the parking lot. Freaking walmart does attract some shit.. Oh Yeah, I took the phone number on the gray ford van of the painter who she was going with, maybe his wife should know what he does at lunch time..