(Ok, this isnt a story but there is nowhere else for it to go, and it is still fluff so...)

The Hawks Mercenary Company's Marching Song 1

We are the Hawks, the dregs of mercenary,
We cannot march we cannot fight,
What wretched men are we?
But when we see the enemy line
Our thoughts come very clear,
We'll charge up to the baggage camp
And liberate the beer!

Well we'll drink, drink, drink
And we'll drink some more,
We'll drink a spot before we stop
And that'll be an awful lot
And then we'll sing our song a Ho!
And fall upon the floor.

In the midst of battle
We fight like men possessed,
We fight almost despite our wounds
Because we are the best.
But when receive the enemy charge
Their spirits ready sunk,
We charge right off the battlefield
And get obscenely drunk!

So we'll drink, drink, drink
And we'll drink some more,
We'll drink a spot before we stop
And that'll be an awful lot
And then we'll sing our song a Ho!
And fall upon the floor.

When we fill our tankards
We fill them with the best!
We throw out wine, we throw our rum
We throw out all the rest.
We throw out port, we throw out mead,
We throw out all the gin!
But we never throw out beer
'cos wasted beers a sin!

And we'll drink, drink, drink
And we'll drink some more,
We'll drink a spot before we stop
And that'll be an awful lot
And then we'll sing our song a Ho!
And fall upon the floor.

The Hawks Marching Song 2

The sergeant was the first to charge, the first to hit the ground
The sergeant was the first to charge, the first to hit the ground
The sergeant was the first to charge, the first to hit the ground
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus) Glory, Glory, what a helluva way to die
Impaled in your bollocks as the Hawks march by
Glory glory what a helluva way to die
And he aint gonna march no more(Chorus)

They dragged him to a healer who said she won’t touch that
They dragged him to a healer who said she won’t touch that
They dragged him to a healer who said she won’t touch that
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

He said he had a Ward Save but he couldn’t find the Talisman
He said he had a Ward Save but he couldn’t find the Talisman
He said he had a Ward Save but he couldn’t find the Talisman
And he aint gonna march no more
(Chorus)

So they sent him home to Nuln with two copper on his eyes
So they sent him home to Nuln with two copper on his eyes
So they sent him home to Nuln with two copper on his eyes
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

His little brother Jimmy said "Ill avenge his death"
His little brother Jimmy said "Ill avenge his death"
His little brother Jimmy said "Ill avenge his death"
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

So Jimmy went to battle and an Ogre crushed his balls
So Jimmy went to battle and an Ogre crushed his balls
So Jimmy went to battle and an Ogre crushed his balls
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

When Jimmy found a healer, he tried to feel him up
When Jimmy found a healer, he tried to feel him up
When Jimmy found a healer, he tried to feel him up
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

So Jimmy thumped the healer, but he couldn’t bind the wound
So Jimmy thumped the healer, but he couldn’t bind the wound
So Jimmy thumped the healer, but he couldn’t bind the wound
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

So Jimmy lay there dying in a pool of pissing blood
So Jimmy lay there dying in a pool of pissing blood
So Jimmy lay there dying in a pool of pissing blood
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

But then he found a Wizard with the power to heal his wounds
But then he found a Wizard with the power to heal his wounds
But then he found a Wizard with the power to heal his wounds
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

So they sent him home to Berlin with two medals on his chest
So they sent him home to Berlin with two medals on his chest
So they sent him home to Berlin with two medals on his chest
And he aint gonna march no more

(Chorus)

Now we all joined the Hawks to serve our rightful King
Our banners waving in the air as we begin to sing
And all those gone before us will to battle their souls bring
And we'll march forever more!

(ok, the third from last verse needs work...)

Nice. Very nice. I like that. Like it a lot.




(And hopefully it'll annoy our besiegers).
Darmort

Nice job. It really embodies what Guardsmen must feel. :lol: But be careful, you don't want to be "warned" now do we? :lol:

Thanks guys, but i cant take all the credit. Most of that is actually LARP songs from my LARP group. But hey, it fits soo well with a mercenary army, so why not? :D

Creative! Hope you can get a third song up, James. Keep up the good work, James!