...do you do?

and heres the types:

> WHICH POO DO YOU DO?

> THE GHOST POO
> The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl.

> THE CLEAN POO
> The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl but there's no poo on the toilet paper.

> THE WET POO
> You wipe your bottom fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your bottom and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

> THE SECOND WAVE POO
> This poo happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realise you have to poo some more.

> THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POO
> Also known as 'Pop a Vein in your Forehead Pooh. You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a Stroke.

> THE CORN POO
> No explanation necessary.

> THE LINCOLN LOG POO
> The kind of poo that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

> THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER POO
> The kind of poo you have the morning after a long night of Drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread Mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

> THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POO" POO
> The kind where you want to poo, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet cramped and farting.

> THE WET CHEEKS POO
> Also known as The "Power Dump" That's the kind that comes out of your bottom so fast that your cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

> THE LIQUID POO
> That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your bottom, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

> THE MEXICAN FOOD POO
> A class all its own.

> THE CROWD PLEASER
> This poo occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and beats a close resemblance to the Drinker's Poo.

> THE BACK-TO-NATURE POO
> This poo may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

> THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POO
> An adorable collection of small curds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T poo.

> PREMEDITATED POO
> Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

> POOZOPHRENIA
> Fear of pooing - can be fatal!

> ENERGIZER vs DUNCES POO
> Also known as a "Still Going Poo".

> THE POWER DUMP POO
> The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

> THE SPINAL TAP POO
> The kind of poo that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear its got be coming out sideways.

> THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BOTTOM" POO
> Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poos. The shape and size of the turf resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

> THE PORRIDGE POO
> The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going or (b] risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

> THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POO
> When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

> THE "WHAT THE HELL DIED IN HERE?" POO
> Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

Ive already seen a fair bit of those on a site. But the ones I haven't are heaps funny. Want to know something, all those are pretty much true

bwahhahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahahahahahah. That was so funny and sooooo incredibly true. Got any more of them?

they are true, and if I get anymore i'll Post them ASAP :D
thanks for the imput, I just read these when I need a laugh. :lol:

Well, i wouldnt say its from your mind. Thats been around for ages.
I've seen several versions over the years.
For example; http://www.blackpoolindex.com/jokes/poo.htm

But, to answer, I do the lot. Except for the Poozophrenia. Cept I think thats the wrong word.

hmmm... Urophobia is a fear of pissing...so...

Ah! the correct word is Scatophobia

I personally suffer from Papaphobia, i mean, someone THAT religious has got to be scary, right? :unsure:

I must admit i feel sorry for any guy (or girl for that matter) that suffers from Medorthophobia :lol:

LMAO aha those are all very true. :D I like them all alot, well done very funny! :)