SLAUGHTERHOUSE V: THE QUICKENING

I have no idea what this movie is about, why I should see it, or who is in it, outside of Samuel L. Jackson (who is probably unrecognizable to many), Michael Rooker and Rachel Bilson (whom I just saw on CHUCK). Pretty pictures though. But aren't we all bored with pedestrians dodging flying CGI cars by now?

Nice job, Fox marketing department.

That's Hayden "Annakin Skywalker" Christensen in the lead. And the English kid is Jamie Bell, of BILLY ELLIOT fame.

I know. I looked it up on IMDb. But shouldn't the trailer tell us that?

See, this is the problem with American cinema and its audiences in a nutshell - you want everything spoon-fed to you.

Whatever happened to a little ambiguity!? :P