Title: Oh, just argh.
JEFFREY ALLEN RYDELL - February 2, 2007 07:47 AM (GMT)
Domenick Fraumeni - February 2, 2007 08:33 AM (GMT)
Should've known this would happen. Hollywood is truly dying.
Tim Lucas - February 2, 2007 11:12 AM (GMT)
Can BURIAL GROUND be far behind?
Don May Jr - February 2, 2007 11:35 AM (GMT)
Mark Tinta - February 2, 2007 12:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (JEFFREY ALLEN RYDELL @ Feb 2 2007, 07:47 AM) |
| They're remaking CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST |
I hope it's PG-13 and all the cannibals are CGI, and it's a huge hit and a few months later, Fox releases the spoof CANNIBAL MOVIE.
William S. Wilson - February 2, 2007 02:52 PM (GMT)
Wow, I am really in shock that this didn't have Eli Roth's name attached to it in some fashion.
This CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST remake is also coming on the heels of the already completed "unofficial" remake WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE (ugh!) produced by Gale Anne Hurd.
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| Written and directed by Jonathan (THE PUNISHER) Hensleigh—Hurd’s husband, incidentally—JUNGLE prefaces its events with a small history detailing the true disappearance of Michael Rockefeller. What follows is the “found” video footage of a quartet of 20somethings who venture into the New Guinea jungle in search of Rockefeller over 40 years after he was reported missing during an excursion in the region. |
Keith Allison - February 2, 2007 04:41 PM (GMT)
You are all failing to ask the big question:
Will it have the piranha scene?
Andrew Syder - February 2, 2007 04:58 PM (GMT)
Chris Barry - February 7, 2007 09:03 PM (GMT)
Anus to mouth impalement?
Tim Lucas - February 7, 2007 10:11 PM (GMT)
You know, it could be great -- if the investigative journalists were a team from ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, headed by Mary Hart.
Richard Harland Smith - February 7, 2007 10:54 PM (GMT)
JEFFREY ALLEN RYDELL - February 8, 2007 12:13 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Tim Lucas @ Feb 7 2007, 05:11 PM) |
| You know, it could be great -- if the investigative journalists were a team from ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, headed by Mary Hart. |
Actually, what *could* be great - what if it were done as an faux investigation into the disappearance of Morgan Spurlock, who vanishes while filming an ill-fated episode of "30 Days"!!!!!!
Eric Cotenas - February 8, 2007 02:37 AM (GMT)
The scariest sentance of all:
[/QUOTE]Whitney, who spent six months securing the rights, previously partnered with Previte for the 2005 remake of "The Amityville Horror."
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Slightly offensive:
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JUNGLE prefaces its events with a small history detailing the true disappearance of Michael Rockefeller.[QUOTE]
I hope they don't bring the Dani into this.
Craig Blamer - February 9, 2007 05:32 AM (GMT)
Wasn't the food a little rich for them?