Opps seems some people have been over posting in the last thread *coughs me and kitty cough cough* so here's a brand new one for us all to clutter up.

Caroline: I really can't let you kiss me
Jake: Why not?
Caroline: you're too tall

hooray! new thread. get posting, ppl there's another one to fill up :D

Caroline: Umm four fingers. Was there a film called Four Fingers?
Mac: Nooooo. It's got four words!


(carrying on from my Charades theme)

Caroline: OK Martin you can help me out here. What's the sign you do for Film?

The hospital's Minority Recruitment Policy for new nurses was perhaps going a little too well?

Once again Statham's hand had slipped in the brycream that morning, although he thought the slickbacked look rather became him.

Oh God thought Ollie, any minute now Rachel's going to launch herself at me again.

The carphone salesman latest joke on Guy had been to sell him a "scratch and sniff" phone.

Angela: I'm sorry I got a bit carried away on EBay the other night
Caroline: I don't care, it goes back tomorrow.


(I'm sure the EBay things been done before :unsure: )

Emily: My hand smells funny

Martin had just completed his course in Assertion and Self Awareness, and was keen to try out his new technics on the hospital staff.

Caroline: Guy please don't do any more of your experiements when I'm out. Honestly the house stank for over a week last time you exploded an egg.

:lol: :lol: Gosh, you've been busy with all these, IMO.

Right, here is my first ever caption. :o It's crap as I've always been crap at captions but heigh-ho. Thanks to littlered for her topic in Goofs/Trivia, 'Badge', as I got the idea and pic from there.


GUY: Savage? Emily Savage? Jesus, how could Caroline mishear Savage for Lewis-Westbrook? Oh, hang on, nice knockers there!

:lol:

Its not crap, its funny!

I love it Little_Simba :) hehe, just like Guy too.

Statham: Well you might've clapped!
Harriet: ..I'm sorry, I just...didn't expect it
Statham: Would you like to see it again?
Harriet: Err, no, nothing personal, I just, uh, have somewhere to be

Guy: ...And the old lady says "One that'll fit a Camel"
Caroline: Guy; that's gross
Mac: Not as bad as your 'sick' one

Guy: You know, from this angle Caroline, I can see right down your¬
Caroline: Now is really not the time

Guy found it immensely funny Mac had taken his 'men in pink look more manly' comment to heart

Martin: Is it true you wear purple underwear?
Guy: I didn't say anything I swear. Maybe it's just a very accurate rumour

Holly's smackdown from behind was impressive, especially since she did it in full view of Caroline in the mirror. Maybe Caroline just hadn't woken up enough yet.

Guy just wasn't prepared for the punch under the chin, although Mac had given him ample warning, he was too busy chatting to notice.

Mac: Martin; we can sort this out rationally
Martin: I know it's you who's been stealing my yoghurts bitch, let's dance!

:roflmao Kitty you a genius at this.

Hehe, thanks, that's high praise indeed :) coming from the queen of the captions



Nobody would've guessed that behind closed doors, Statham did indeed wear the trousers.

Mac: Listen, you have to go back, and save us. If you don't, me, you, we're both going to die. It's for yours, and er, mine's future's sake. Okay past Mac?
Past Mac: *Nods*

Mac couldn't believe how complex and important the game of Cat's Cradle had gotten.

Mac: No don't move it there, it'll all unravel!

(This is a very silly one)

Harriet: Listen; I'm really sorry, it was a very good performance as Pann, but it just wasn't my thing.

Martin had just managed to splurge the ending of episode eight, series two

These are side-splitteringly funy, guys!!! :roflmao

Martin: Look I'm really sorry you got convicted for the Now Abuse, but look it's an open prison, and I'll come visit..... Ummm what's that you got in there, is that a gun?

(carrying on from the old thread, if you don't get it - go look ;) )

Mac: Look I'll make this an easy one for you all. Three words this time. Go.

Martin had a real phobia about having the back of his neck touched, and Guy sprinkling him with fairydust wasn't helping.

Unfortunately Holly's latest plan to superglue herself to Mac had backfired.

I LOVE THESE!!!!!!!! ugh my captioning skills are being chucked into the nearest bin which luckily is right underneath me :)

Director's voice: OK one of the Extras has just collapsed, just keep rolling we'll cut it out later.

thanks for the comment :D


The new Romanian nurse had taken a real shine to Caroline and she seemed to be emitting a very strange smell.

Thanks for the kind coments about mine, Mia and Kitty. :hug

These are all so funny!! You're brilliant, Kitty! The Statham wearing the trousers one and the past Mac one are my faves. :worship2

Guy: did you know your breath smells as well