You try to work every love song you hear on the radio into the Mac/Caroline/Guy triangle.

oh god..i do that.i create them in my mind to the songs.even if they dont make sense.lolz

you know your obbsessed when whenever you speak,no-one listens automaticly.

:lol: i get that!

you know your obsessed when you quote Green Wing, even to people who don't watch it, and then can say 'Episode 5, Series 2' (or whatever) after

You can't let a motorbike go past you without checking to see if Mac's on it.

OMG! sooooo glad i'm not the only one to do that.

when you've posted 2463 times on the Green Wing fan forum. And your average daily post is 24.9

when you've seen all the green wing videos on you tube

When you dream about Stephen Mangan and get pissed off when you wake up.

LOL.

i'm SO glad i started this thread. Now i don't feel so crazy!

I physically can't stop myself from doing it anymore, it's quite worrying. I was in Rome this summer, city of a million motorbikes, and I looked at every one I could to see if it was a Ducati. :blush I saw four.
Here are some more. I wish I could honestly say I don't do them.
You write "I love you" on the mirror after you take a shower and then have to hastily rub it off so no one thinks you're insane.
When you see a travel guide for Switzerland, you look up "Nazi gold" in the index. And there is an entry.
You go through Guy and Mac's lists of top five qualities in a woman to see how many you score and get pissed off when it's not five (even if it means you're not slightly anorexic, among other things).
You eat coffee to see if it's a bad as Guy makes out.
Every time you hear "Valerie" by the Zutons you think of Guy and laugh to yourself, prompting odd looks from those around you.
Every time you see an ambulance, you check to see if Guy is at the wheel.
Every time you write the work "secret", you have to concentrate very hard to stop yourself adding "-an" on the end.
The characters from Green Wing start to show up in your dreams on a regular basis.

This is a funny thread.... but im sure there was another just like it, cos I posted in it! Hmmmm?!

thsi is worse than the secret one:

every time yuo right man, you accidently type mac (i did it just there and had to go back)

*nods to all of those* Oh dear.

You secretly supported Switzerland in the world cup

You laugh every time you see the Zurich advert

You can't watch Shrek without thinking of Guy

You jump every time you hear someone mention Zurich.
You can't hear Can't Get You Out of My Head without thinking of Sue' version.

You can't hear Your Song without hearing Guy's version.

sorry, i hate over posting.lolz But i get that aswell.lolz you know your obbsessed when everything you see reminds you of it.

ive just realised that everyones posted b4 me.lol so...yeah

when you threathen to beat people around the head with large wooden clogs

PS does anyone actually have one cos i may be needing one soon

when you use words from the show such as...buggering w**k or any quotes.coz someone pulled my hair the other day so i turned round and said did you just touch my squirrel? .lolz i got some funny looks as they thought a squirrel was something else.lolz

"Buggering w**k" is my new favourite swearword.
Um ... you want your own topmiler. (I really do.)

lol

when, after something funny happens, the first thing you think is 'how can i turn that into a fanfic?'

Oh dear I can totally agree with everything everyone has said on here. Especially the bike thing cuz the other day I was in the car and a Ducati went past and I was like omg Mac! yeah got some quite strange looks from my dad.

GUILTY!!!!!! :lol:

your obbsessed when you hug the dvd box every night :blush
Your obbsessed when when you go holiday and you have to take a g/w poster or anything g/w realated.Your obbsessed when you name your pets after g/w characters.
your obbsessed when whenever you see a rasta and think of pastafarian or whenever you eat pasta.

guilty of all the above.

you're obsesed when you can name every single actor in the show, the producers and half teh writers.

I do that. And i teach all my friends and my nana them aswell.No matter how much they hit me and scream at me to shut up :D

You talk to your pictures of Guy and stand in front of them doing a sexy strip tease.








I've said too much.

:roflmao okay thats a bit too far!!!!

you know youre obsessed with green wing when you spend all your time wondering how and when guy and mac fell for caroline and try to spy any tiny detail in order to help you decide who deserves have her

you know youre obsessed with green wing when you can talk along to the commentary and get every word right that the actors are saying..... (i can do that on the episode five, series one commentary!)

You go around with the background music from Green Wing playing on a continuous loop in your head.

Okay umm you know you're obsessed when:

You can't go over the thamar bridge (links cornwall and devon) without thinking about Mac and "When people die they go to devon)
You are considering going after your friend with a pickaxe because teh STILL have your DVDs eventhough they were meant to be reaturned on the last week of school!
Your boyfriend looks slightly like JRT, comes from the same place as JRT, sounds like him and has the same bike. Although he's a git unlike JRT, oh and we're not talking.
You are lucky enough to go to a hospital with a Mac-e-likey doctor and was chatting to him forever yesterday :P
Umm most songs remind you of Green Wing.
Your forever thinking or Caromac scenes but replacing Caroline with yourself

I could go on

you know youre obsessed when: you spend hours discussing the scene where statham bangs his head off the desk in the party episode

you know youre obsessed when: you remember bits of green wing during class and have to try not to laugh

you know youre obsessed when: a friend (who also watches green wing) comes into school and you discuss the episode with lots of squeeing!

hee hee I do all of that :D

you know your obbsessed when you create a thread about being obbsessed.

lol i have a magazine open to a big picture of the green wing cast lol its been on my side since the 11th of march

lolz. i just read that in the OCD bit.lol

you know your obbsessed when you try to recreate the greenwing life as your own.
you know your obbsessed when you walk in to a hospital and smile your head off wishing stephen mangan would walk past you :wub:

You model your hairstyle on either the Squirrel or the Lion's Mane.
You have scenes from Green Wing in your head at all times, and have to work very hard to keep from laughing (as you will look insane). Unfortunately, it does not work.
You can relate every song you hear to Green Wing somehow.

heheh. the thinking of bits and laughing randomly out loud attracts strange looks.
also do the song thing all the time, cant seem to be able to just listen to music any more.

you know you re obsessed when you are seriously considering going into the medical proffession just on the offchance...

You look at a dvd that says 'Produced by Noel Coward' and laugh hysterically

i do that!
Me and Charlotte (Demonpony) are in the same science class and we drove sophie (our friend and table sharer) mad with our perminant conversations about it last year!.
:lol:
and im in science with her AGAIN!!!

i've made up my mind recently to go into medicine and i'm try9ing to convince myself that iactually do want to and that it's not green wign related.

problem is - i'm not sure!!!

I wish I had friends who liked Green Wing - I don't know anyone else who likes it, just one or two people who've seen a few episodes. When I watched season 2 I was asking them all if I was crazy for liking Guy, and every last person gave me the same half-pitying half-horrified look. Why can I not have any friends who love Green Wing like I do?