Angela: I know what you're thinking and no, my hair *is* better
Mac: Mind control won't work on me

:roflmao :worship2

FANTASTIC!

Mac and Alan had managed to keep their double act cabaret a secret, until now.

where on earth did you get that?

i had to post something cos it was on 666 posts, and i don't like evil threads.

It's from here


Searing Idolatory

Cubeshacks down at the moment. It's very annoying.

Very annoying true. But if you click on the link i gave and go to galley it has screen caps for the episodes there.

thanks Mia.


Michelle: so what do you think? I brought it yesterday, I should have extra lift and a deep clevage

Pippa: I can't see any clevage

Mac: And this Dr Todd is what we in the business call a lightbox
Caroline: there's no need to talk down to me, I am a fully qualified doctor you know.

Sarah: please shot me from the other side for this scene. I hate my profile.

Lyndon: So once you've attached the two electrons to your nipples, you just press this button here for gentle stimulation.
Guy: F**k my pockets not big enough for that
Lyndon: well you know it's only the prototype and we are paying you a thousand to test run it for us.

lol aw these are so funny, I can't come up with anything I just look at a pic and think."hmm two guys standing there...I can't think of one thing funny to say about that" grr its annoying hee hee

you just need to practice Elledoll. ;) Just get a GW picture in your head before you go to bed, and you never know something might come to you.

Guy was always a bit bemused, why did he have books on his bookcase, and where had they come from.

Every time Sue called for the full monty rehersal Martin was the only one who ever turned up.

Alan: Now now Dr Macartney, you know skipping down the corridors is strictly forbidden.
Mac: Ahh yes but surgeons are exempt.

Guy: Jesus this new cleaning rota is a joke. I mean, I know the Trust wants to save money, but.... Hang on, why haven't I seen you or Caroline cleaning out the bogs yet?
Mac: Ah yes, that would be because all surgeons are exempt from cleaning duties.

Martin was beginning to think that going as a naked action man to the Staff Costume Ball, was going to be a big mistake.

:roflmao ^ that ones my favourite!

Alan: Don't you realise I'm a Consultant at this hospital, I haven't got time to answer your blithering survey.

Mac often amused himself at parties by pretending his bottle was a trumpet

Caroline: Guy; I've told you before, the anaesthetic is not a toy!
Guy: Yeah, whatever. Aww, you're lovely, lovely, Caroline.

:lol:

Mac:Woah! Guy, there's a person here. You don't think they actually want me to cut into it?
Guy: Every bloody time!

Sue was starting to worry Alan was having a mid-life crisis. Either that, or he had gotten a really bad hair cut

Guy: You took my gall bladder out when I was sleeping? And after I gave you my last rolo, Caroline. How could you?

Alan regretted letting rip when Karen fell unconscious

Mac: so, hows the poll going carmac or carguy?
Martin: what about carmart?
Mac: mmmhh, sure.

:lol: Genius.

Everyone suspected Alan had been tucking in to the 'special brownies' again

:roflmao

I love these new ones, I'm still laughing now :) The special brownies ones is fantastic. And of course the poll :) Love it. Glad IMO (I'm guessing it's IMO) made a new thread, the other one must've been very slow for peeps.



Sue would soon have to admit it, smoke signals in the hospital were not an effective form of communication, also the only person who ever turned up was Statham.

Yes it was me and the original thread is still there for people to read :)

Oh just realised I've been clever for once and got kittyofdoom's name up as the Thread Starter - just as well as she came up with the idea in the first place :thumbsup

It will be interesting to see how long it takes us to get up to 34 pages on this one.

Caroline couldn't decide whether it was the Champagne or Guy that was giving off the funny smell.

Boyce: You put *that* on your hair? Eww, that's gross
Mac: I'm telling you it totally works. Touch it, it's so soft
Boyce: No

Caroline: I'm sorry Guy, but no, I am not going out with your brother Gunter. Sorry, Gunter.

(Off to Cardiff today, so I'll be back later, bye guys :))

:lol:

Eventually Guy realised he couldn't hear the sea

Guy: Ok Mac! Sex with my mum was one thing but this has got to be a bit too far!

:roflmao


Yay LLAM you decided not to leave us!

Oooh the return of LLAM! and hes back with a corker! Good to see you back!

Caroline: Well we are in the middle of a heat wave. Don't you two want to at least take your jackets off?