haha im bored again...so i was thing all time movie quotes

when harry meet sally
he say's: 'when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you wan the rest of your life to start as soon as possible'

sleepless in seattle
he say's: 'i was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and i knew. It was like...magic'

as good as it gets
"You make me want to be a better man." (reminds me of guy)

notting hill
she say's: 'i'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her'

dirty dancing
he say's: nobody puts baby in the corner'

i know there all romantic sloppy films but i love them

ALIENS,
RIPLEY "Get away from her, you bitch!"

AMERICAN BEAUTY,
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

BROADCAST NEWS,
"I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
(why dose that sound like a caroline thing to say)

ghostbusters
We came. We saw. We kicked its ass."


haha okay gone a little crazy here

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die" - The Princess Bride

"Mawwage. Mawwage is wot bwings us togevva, today" - The Princess Bride

"You like me because I'm a scoundrel" - The Empire Strikes Back (reminds me of Guy)

"Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright - The Shawshank Redemption

"Yippie kay-yay, mother fucker."
die hard....rules cant wiat for the fourth

"mama says 'stupid is as stupid does'"

- "I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me."
- "It's a combination of all three."
- "What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
- "My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
- "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
- "I was misinformed."

haha never seen the film but i like the quote

"No women, no kids, that's the rules" - Léon (wicked good film)

"Come back here you fat, bearded bitch!" - Spaceballs :)

"The price is wrong, bitch" - Happy Gilmore

"Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe¬"
"Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more!" - Prince of Thieves

"I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him"
"Well with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody" - Ferris Bueller's Day Out

"You're in more dire need of a BJ than any white man in history" - Good Morning Vietnam

"Hey, do these (balloons) blow up into funny shapes and all?"
"Well, no, not unless round is funny" - Raising Arizona

I love quotes :D

- "Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
haha

" Oh! You cursed brat. Look what you've done. I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness."

These are all from Withnail & I because I :heart it:

Withnail: I demand some booze!

" : We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them here and we want them now!

" : I'm going to rip your head off, because I don't like your head.

" : I'm seriously ill. If you hit me it's murder. (the beginning of that quote isn't exact, but you get the gist)

Danny: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present.

That film is fantastic, Richard E Grant as Withnail is hilarious.

:)

*high fives Kitty*

"Hi can I have your autograph? It's not for me, its for my mum"
"Yeah well she can f*cking ask" - Festival

"I want to stick my tongue inside your mouth. I want the juices of our mouths to play together like the flames flicker on the fire" - Chunky Monkey.

*High fives POAP back* :)

"We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" - Dumb and Dumber

"Vanity is definitely my favourite sin" - Devil's Advocate

"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social, right?" - The Breakfast Club (I could quote that all day).

"I'm French! Why do you think I 'ave zis outraaageous accent, you silly King!" Monty Python's Holy Grail (again, I could quote it all day)

"You space b*stards, you killed my pine!" - Back to the Future (first one)

I like remembering zany quotes from films that usually get forgotten :) it's fun.

"we are the knights who say ni, you must find us a shrubbery" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." - Life of Brian

"-inconcievable.
-I do not think that word means what you think it means." - The Princess Bride

yay! Another Princess Bride fan!

Love the python quotes too, Mia!

"Get busy living, Or get busy dying". - Shawshank Redemption

haha all of these are quotes from jim carrey


Joygasm!! -batman

Stanley: What is this world coming to when a man's....pyjama drawer is no longer safe? -- mask

Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny. --mask

Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat -- dumb and dumber

ACE VENTURE
ACE: I am now a child of light, your earthly money holds no appeal to me... Greenwall: 20 thousand dollars.
Ace: Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeaaly?!?!
-- The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
-- Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
-- Fi, fy, fo, fum, I smell the fingerprints of scum



THE CABLE GUY
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music

You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.

He who hesitates, masturbates.

Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?

LIAR LIAR
Office Worker: Yo, Fletcher, how's it hanging?
Fletcher: [groaning] Short, shriveled, and always to the left.

Max: My teacher tells me the real beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.

It's a good thing I was wearing neutral gang colors, might had to pull out my nine and bust a cap!

How much ass do I have to kiss to make partner in this damn place?

Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I...I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I...ma ma...... [puckers up]

The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant



HAAHA l love jim carrey he's so so funny and cute and rich

Princess bride rocks, it should be illegal not to watch it.

Oh and thinking of princess bride and mandy patinkin who's inigo montoya, did anyone see Dead Like Me?

"Snoochywoochies." -Mallrats

"The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. A nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts! " - A Clockwork Orange

"Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor? " - One flew over the cuckoo's nest


Ooo I've seen Dead like me - sporadically though. Is he in it?

Yeah he's Rube, i didn't recognise him at first but i guuess hes about 20 years older now.
Oh and i love Callum Blue as mason :wub:

"I love weddings. Drinks all round."
"Human hair...from my back."
the legendary Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Carribbean.

Clarice (Jody Foster): If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter (Anthony Hopkins): Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
~ "Silence of the Lambs"


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.

Janet: What have you done to Brad?
Frank: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

Magenta: I ask for nothing!
Frank: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!

Frank: I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott. I know Brad is.

YAY TO THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!

The Mask: "P A R T...Y? Because I gotta!" :lol:

Y'know, I never would've guessed Jess :)

"Can I talk to you over here? Do you know something Pigf*cker, can I call you Pigf*cker?"
"No, only my friends can call me Pigf*cker" - BASEketball

"I make this look good" - Men in Black

"Doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?"
"Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?" - The Heathers

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?" - High Fidelity (ace film).

Bump.

Any line from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is utter gold.

"Wear some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk in this muck. "

"The store was closed, but the salesman said he could wait if we hurry. But we were delayed en route when a stingray in front of us killed a pedestrian."

"You're not Portuguese, man!"

"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus."

Parking Attendant: You can't park your car here.
Raoul Duke: Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Parking Attendant: Reasonable? You're on the a sidewalk.

"Cows are gonna kill me. Bisexuals are gonna kill me. Let's get out of here. Where's the elevator? "

Raoul Duke: There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us.
Dr. Gonzo: Shoot it.
Raoul Duke: Not yet, I want to study its habits.

"It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull. "

"What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country."

Pure gold.

"Yeah Baby!" - Do I really need to say? OK, Austin Powers.

"In case I don't see you good morning good evening and goodnight!" - The Trueman Show.

Doc: "Great Scott!
Marty: "I know, this is heavy." - Back To The Future.

Pulp Fiction (apologies for the language, I didnt write it, I just quoted it! lol),

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: f*ck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: f*ck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
********************************************************************

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.
********************************************************************

Mia: I said God Damn... God Damn.
********************************************************************

Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
********************************************************************

Jules: Bitch, be cool!
********************************************************************

Vincent: I think we should be leaving now.
Jules: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

"quick we're gonna get killed for fucks sake!" Fear and Loathing (again)

Johnny Depp is a legend.

"If there's one thing I hate about this town it's all the god damn vampires!" - The Lost Boys

*********
"Hold me"
"I can't"


:cry Edward scissorhands, so sad!

As good as it gets ....... brill film

Melvin: "What I know is, is that as long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat crap who or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors now?"

Simon Bishop: You're why cavemen chiseled on walls -- aww

Carol: Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

Frank: I grew up in hell! My grandmother has more attitude than you!

Frank: If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know.
Melvin: Last word freak.

hehe i like melvin introducing people
Melvin: Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.

Carol: When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.

Carol: Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
Melvin: Yes I do, as a matter of fact. And to prove it, I have not gotten personal, and you have

Melvin Udall: I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence," and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me. ---cutest speach ever

Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Simon Bishop: It's not a subtle point that you're making.


Melvin Udall: How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?


Melvin: People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

Melvin Udall: Can I ask you a personal question?
Simon Bishop: Sure.
Melvin Udall: You ever get an erection over a woman?
Simon Bishop: Melvin --
Melvin Udall: I mean, wouldn't your life be easier if you weren't --
Simon Bishop: You consider your life easy?
[Pause]
Melvin Udall: All right, I give you that one.

Carol Connelly: Melvin, I'd rather not.
Melvin Udall: What does that got to do with it?
Carol Connelly: Funny, I thought it was a strong point.

[To a bartender.]
Melvin Udall: Well, it's not right to go into details, but I said the wrong thing. Whereas if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you -- no offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.

Carol Connelly: Why can't I have a normal boyfriend? Just a regular boyfriend, one that doesn't go nuts on me!
Beverly Connelly: Everybody wants that, dear. It doesn't exist.



lol haha im done noe lol just wondering if peeps if they thing the thing melvin and carol say to each otherremind them of guy and caroline coz they it does to me lol

As Good As It Gets is a brilliant film, all good choices there Jess :)

"It's A Good Day To Die" - Little Big Man (originally) and The Flatliners

"Am I still of this world?"
"Yes, Grandfather"
"Oh well. Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn't" - Little Big Man again

"Speak for yourself"
"You think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language" - The Breakfast Club

"So what do you do?"
"I'm a hired assassin"
"...You get dental with that?" - Grosse Pointe Blank

(After a building they were in has exploded and they are dusting themselves off) "It's almost nine o'clock, we've got to go to work" - The Blues Brothers

It's actually harder than you'd think, remembering quotes :)

True Romance- pretty much my fave film ever! I love it!!

Alabama: Amid the chaos of that day, when all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots, and all I could smell was the violence in the air, I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool.

And sometimes Clarence asks me what I would have done if he had died, if that bullet had been two inches more to the left. To this, I always smile, as if I'm not going to satisfy him with a response. But I always do. I tell him of how I would want to die, but that the anguish and the want of death would fade like the stars at dawn, and that things would be much as they are now. Perhaps. Except maybe I wouldn't have named our son Elvis.


Alabama: ...and I feel really goofy saying this after only knowing you one night, and me being a call girl and all, but I think I love you.
Clarence: You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me I'm gonna fuckin' die.

True Romance :) friggin' excellent film. Is it wrong that I find the end fight scene quite comical?

Unfortunately I read a script for the film before *seeing* it, so I was a little confused that Christian Slater's Clarence lived. Not that I'm complaining of course ;)

I find the fight scene funny too- but I think its supposed to be- its the way Tarantino deals with violence- its always horrific, but never offensive... erm- if u know what I mean!

I think in one version he did die, I remember hearing it in the commentary- but I cant remember if it was in the script and the director changed it- or if he lived in the script and the director wanted to change it, so they filmed both and chose the one where he lives. Does that make sense- im rambeling!

Nope, makes sense :)

"I've been to seven schools in seven states, and the only thing different is my locker combination" - Christian Slater in The Heathers

"Somebody help me! I'm being spontaneous!" - Truman Show

"How about sex?"
"I'm sorry, Al, but I'm gonna have to pass. And it's not an age thing, 'cause you are still a handsome man." - Ed TV

"This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly"
"That was Gary Cooper, asshole" - Die Hard

"That's just what this country needs. A c*ck in a frock, on a rock" - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

"With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know."

"I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And someone was giving booze to these goddamn things."

"Too weird to live, and too rare to die"

"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs.

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking?

Did they hear me? "

Fear and loathing in las vegas.

"It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis!" - Rush Hour

"You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that. Like me in the desert. I don't hold any grudges; I laugh about it. I'm not angry at you. You just left me there with chopsticks to die. Roy, all by his lonesome, just me and the buzzards, pickin' at my head... You're a very silent man, aren't you?" - Shanghai Noon (I like Jackie Chan films, they're so silly).

"Now honestly, which one of us was scarier?"
"He was scarier."
"Really? You didn't find what he did as contrived?"
"No it was scary."
"What part?"
"The 'freeze motherf*cker' part was scary and he lead me to believe that if I moved my ass, it might be blown off." - Nothing to Lose

some of my fav quotes from shaun of the dead:

Shaun: Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?
(long pause)
Shaun: That wasn't true. Made it up. Shouldn't have done that. Sorry

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Shaun: Do you want anything from the shop?
Ed: Cornetto

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Shaun: It's not that I don't wanna spend time with you, cause I do. It's just Ed doesn't have too many friends.
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?

I have to say I don't like Shaun of the Dead half as much as Spaced, but I liked the 'shouldn't have done that' quote :)

"What's the matter with that girl? Can't she take a gentle hint?"
"Well haven't ya heard? She's irresistible. She told me so herself." - Sining' in the Rain

"Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you" - Duck Soup

"What star sign is he?"
"Capricorn."
"Capricorn, eh? What are they like?"
"He is the son of God, our Messiah."
"King of the Jews."
"And that's Capricorn, is it?"
"No, no, that's just him."
"Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them" - Life of Brian

"It's me!"
"Prove it!"
"You're a d*ck"
"Okay" - X-Men

city of angels --best film ever well along with The thomas crown affair of course

Maggie: Why do you wear the same clothes all the time? Why won't you give me your phone number? Are you married?
Seth: No.
Maggie: Are you homeless?
Seth: No.
Maggie: Are you a drummer?

Seth: What's that like? What's it taste like? Describe it like Hemingway.
Maggie Rice: Well, it tastes like a pear. You don't know what a pear tastes like?
Seth: I don't know what a pear tastes like to you.
Maggie Rice: Sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth. How's that?
Seth: It's perfect. ---- replica baby lol thats why i love pears


Seth: I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.

a sad film but it rulez.....

Galaxy quest--haha its crap but i like it

Gwen DeMarco: You've gotta admit, they really do love him.
Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.

Jason Nesmith: This is great! Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage!

[Trying to explain TV to the Thermians.]
Gwen DeMarco: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a --
[All the Thermians moan in despair]
Malthesar: Those poor people!

Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners?
Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old.
Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS.
Fred Kwan: You lost me.

Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back.
Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.

Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!

Guy Fleegman: Wait, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!
[The shuttle door opens. Kwan sniffs the air and shrugs.]
Fred Kwan: Seems okay.

Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!

"What do you do for recreation?"
"Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback." - The Big Lebowski

"Any criticisms? Anybody?"
"It's beautiful."
"Carrie White! Beautiful. Beautiful. BEUTIFUL! Oh, beautiful for spacious skies for amber waves of grain. Is that the kind of beautiful you mean. Is it, Carrie? I'm afraid, Carrie, this is hardly a criticism."
""[Under his breath] You suck."
"Tommy? Did you say something, Tommy?"
"Who me?"
"Yes."
"I said, "Aw shucks."" - Carrie

"It's an anteater, not a maneater."
"What would you be saying if it went over there, jumped into that pram? What would you be saying to the child's mother now?"
"I'd be saying, "Madam, you are the victim of an 8 billion to one chance: a leaping anteater. An evolutionary mutant previously unknown to science."" - Fierce Creatures

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." - Holy Grail

"Maybe none of us will return."
"Oh, well that's much more sensible than just Thorfin getting killed. Shall we all go and pack now?" - Erik the Viking

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"

jurassic park
Ian Malcolm: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..."
Dr. Ellie Sattler: "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth..."--so true

John Hammond (Richard Attenborough): "This is just a delay -- all major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."
Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum): "Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." -- haha when i went disney land paris this ride broke down while we were on ..was very cared lol

the lion king
Pumba: "What's eatin' you kid?"
Timon: "Nothing, he's at the top of the food chain."

:lol: love those films!!!!

King: One day Lad all this will be yours
Herbert: What the curtains?

Knight: Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!
- Monty Python and The Holy Grail

A brilliant idea!
Yes!
Thats what we need a brilliant idea

S: Who do we know whos dead
H:I wish I was - A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum

:lol: i love those films too!

he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy - classic!

(Life Of Brian)

did anyone do that one :ph43r: ive not been on this thread before

^Thats a classic, doesn't matter if it's been repeated, it's genius!

"I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes" Once upon a time in Mexico.