cant believe i could find a quotie thingy for them they are the best yet..
guess i'll start it off

Caroline: "I…I had a fight with Angela, that’s all."
Guy: "Were you wearing bikinis?"
Caroline: "What?"
Guy: "Bi-ki-nis. Were you wearing bikinis when you fought? It would help if I could visualise the situation." [Caroline kicks a kneeling Boyce, threatens Guy, and leaves.] "Yep. They were wearing bikinis."
Boyce: "Of course."


*just found this quote..cant believe he says that
Guy: [Referring to Caroline and Angela.] "Oh look, it’s Ken and Barbie."

Guy: [From the next room.] "Kissing in the toilet?"
Caroline: "Yes, er, who sang, "Kissing in the toilet?" in 1978?"
Guy: "Er, was it a young George Michael?"
Caroline: "Yes."
Guy: "Fucking hell! That was a guess!" [Sings] "Kissing in the toilet. Don’t flush, it’s lush."

"you're the only one who makes my balls ache"

If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

Guy: "Can you get a verruca on your penis?"
Caroline: "I can’t, can you?"


Caroline: "What sort of kiss?"
Guy: "Just a kiss."
Caroline: "Not a snog?"
Guy: "No, just a kiss."
Caroline: "OK, I’ll see you for a kiss."
*****one of my favroite scenes

"Kiss me again while I think about it."

:woohoo Best scene ever!

Caroline: "How insensitve can you be?"

Guy:"I'm very sensitive. Touch me down there and see what happens"

Guy: "Well, well, well. Look at you." [Mac and Holly come down a corridor towards him and Caroline.] “I’m Mr. Right as you’re looking for me.”
Caroline: "Yeah, got an ID?"
Guy: “No, you’ll just have to take my word for it.”
[Caroline sees Mac and Holly.]
Caroline: “Kiss Me.”
Guy: "What?"
Caroline: “Don’t ask me questions, just kiss me quick.”
Guy: “Wow, I didn’t expect that line to work.”


***i love the way caro decideds to get revenge...kiss guy

see, she used him for revenge!
that is all....

maybe so, but she loved every minute of it! :)

lol she fell for him...she's marrying him haha

Caroline bloody LOVES Guy's kissing. Even CaroMac shippers have to admit that. It wins her over to him every time. ;)

What about from one of my faourite C/G scenes:
CAROLINE: "I think I might explode now!"

Yes! I love that scene! And how about:

"Wow..."
"Yeah, I get that a lot."
"I'm sure you do."

She loves it! "Kiss me again while I think about it."

Guy must be one seriously fine kisser! *goes off dreaming for a while* :wub: :wub:

He does look like an amazing kisser. :wub:

Caroline: I can't face him

Guy: Macintosh? I know what you mean, he is tremendously ugly.

Caroline: "It’s not like Emmy’s a threat anymore. Holly’s all safely tied up with her husband and everything so…"
Guy: "Ha!"
Caroline: "What?"
Guy: "Nothing."
Caroline: "You just said, "Ha!""
Guy: "No I didn’t."
Caroline: "You know something, don’t you?"
Guy: "No, just something Angela said before she left, it’s nothing."
Caroline: "What?"
Guy: "Not the face!"
Caroline: "Tell me!"
Guy: "I’d be betraying the confidence of a friend."
Caroline: "OK. Yeah, yeah. I can respect that."
Guy: "OK! Holly split up with her husband and wishes she never let go of Mac. Oh dear, it just sort of slipped out."


See he's evil :eehee

:lol: :lol: Maybe - but he's damn funny though!

Guy: “What, what time is it?” “Let me in please!”
Caroline: "What?"
Guy: "Let me in please."
Caroline: “Let yourself in.”
Guy: "I can't find my keys."
Caroline:“Oh no, when did you last see them?”
Guy: “I think someone might have broken in and stolen them.”
Caroline: “Really? Oh well, I’d better call the police.”
Guy: “No need to bother them, just open the door. Hey!”
Caroline: "Night."
Guy: “I’ll poo on the step! Come on! Wilma!”

Guy's a typo :lol:


Caroline: “Suppose you’re ready, waiting for the ad, from a specific person. Do you go on waiting for that ad, or do you go for another ad? You know, the type with a typo in it or something?”
Mac: “I think you have to know exactly what you want.”
Caroline: “I see.”
Guy: “What d’you mean by, “Typo?” exactly?”
Caroline: “Err, I’m not sure.”

I love that scene, Caroline was quite mean though!

Caroline: [Crying] “Why does nothing go right for me?”
Guy: “Because…you’re cursed?”
Caroline: [Crying] “I can’t have one decent relationship, not one. I don’t own my own home, I hardly got any friends, and I’m a rubbish doctor.”
Guy: “That’s not true; you’re not a rubbish doctor.”
Caroline: [Crying] “I am. I am. I’m completely rubbish. I might as well sit here until I decompose.”
Guy: “Look, whenever I’m feeling down, or err…largely less splendid than usual, I try this [Guy opens one of his lockers. He takes out a cardboard box and opens it. He takes out a crown made out of silver paper, with a letter, “G,” and a Swiss flag on the front.] “The Crown of Confidence. You see, I just put on my head and err…I say, “Guy Secretan, you are a king. You are a leader. You are the greatest human being who ever walked this planet!” Try it.”
[Guy puts the Crown of Confidence on Caroline’s head. She tries to stop crying.]
Caroline: “Caroline Todd, you are a queen. You are a leader. You are the greatest human being who ever walked this planet.”
Guy: "Yeah, good."
[Guy tries to take the Crown of Confidence back, but Caroline, now more cheerful stands up.]
Caroline: “You are ruler of land and sea. You are the most intelligent, vibrant, veracious human being in all Christendom. You’re voice is rich as molasses, and you’re skin glows with an ethereal…glow.” [Caroline stands on a chair or bench.] “And you are magnificent, and you are gorgeous.”
[Guy takes the Crown and Confidence, pushes Caroline away and stands where she was.]
Guy: “No you’re not, I am. I am, it’s my Crown. I am magnificent, and gorgeous, so bow down to me you serf.” [Caroline tries to get the Crown of Confidence back, but Guy runs away.] “My Crown!” [They run out of the room.]

On the station when Caroline goes to kiss Guy and he backed away:
GUY: "Sorry, sorry, it's just I normally do the lunging."
:lol:

Caroline - Shit, are you going?
Guy - Yeah, thought I'd better.
Caroline - You don't want to stay here?
Guy - In the hall?
Caroline - You could sleep in my bed. You let me sleep in yours once.
Guy - Where would you sleep?
Caroline - Maybe I wouldn't be doing much sleeping.

She falls against the front door.

Guy - You alright?
Caroline - Yep. So, do you want to spend the night?
Guy - Yes. But only when it's right.
Caroline - When will it be right?
Guy - Soon.
Caroline - It's not right now?
Guy - No.
Caroline - You sure it will be right.
Guy - I'm sure, yeah. We just need to spend some special time together, and we need to work up to it until we feel we're about to...explode.

Guy kisses Caroline.

Caroline - I think I might explode now.

Guy stops Caroline from kissing him.

Guy - We have to wait.
Caroline - We have to wait.
Guy - Yes.

Guy leaves.

I know it's long but... :wub:

:wub: *squeeeeeee* i loved that scene!!!!!!! GUY AND CARO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

YEAH!

:cheer2

<_<
cough *mac and caroline kiss* cough

That bit makes me go completely weak and jelly-like. :wub: :lol: God, if only I were Caroline (although it would be frustrating as well, what with his saying they had to wait :sob ).

yeah me to i would just drag him up stairs and jump on him or failing that just jump on him as he walks away - mwahaha he will be mine

Guy: "Listen Caroline, if a man hasn’t got his integrity, what does he got?"
Caroline: "Battleships?"
Guy: "What?" [Caroline gives him his Battleships game he was playing with Mac, when he was disguised as an Arabic woman.] "That’s not…that’s wasn’t me."
Caroline: "What wasn’t you?"
Guy: "Oh, yeah…well no…that…that…do you mean that woman with the…" [Screeches in a rubbish Arabic accent.]
Caroline: "Who’s she?"
Guy: "She’s the woman who…oh you must know that woman."
Caroline: "Do I?"
Guy: "She’s…she’s around. She’s called…" [Guy lets out a low Arabic rasp.]
Caroline: "Who’s…?" [Repeats the noise]
Guy: "She works in the…" [Arabic accent] "…Canteen."
Caroline: "Ah, does she?"
Guy: "Yeah."
Caroline: "Does she?"
Guy: "She serves the…" [Arabic accent] "…Chips."
Caroline: "The what? The…"
Caroline and Guy: [Arabic accents] "Chips."
Caroline: bullsh*t

Fancy saying "That wasn't me"! Talk about a give-away! :lol:

:lol: Great scene.

"You're the only one that makes my balls ache"

Caroline: "I’m just saying it’s a male dominated workplace."
Guy: "Bollocks!"
Caroline: "I’ve got a few other points you can prove for me if you like."
Guy: "It’s not male dominated, they’re bloody women everywhere."
Mac: "Hmm…crunching underfoot everywhere they walk."

Guy: "They’re like cricket balls. Like sort of…well tennis balls actually. No, bull, bull, bulla-ber-donk. Huge, throbbing, nut sacks." [Caroline and Mac look at him.] "Massive, quivering gonads. What, what are you staring at, Mr. Average-Ginger-Bollocks? They’re like two tiny Scotch eggs…" [To Caroline] "…and you’ve got no balls at all!"
Caroline: "You’re right, I’m a great big freak."

Was watching series one episode 1 and found quite a sweet Guy and Caroline moment!

Caroline: Im leaving
Guy: No no, I'll tell you what, I'll go
Caroline: But-But it's your flat
Guy: No. No but-buts. I'll go. And you need anything just yell. Well, you can whisper actually, under the door, cos i'll just be there.

There is something very sweet about the way he says that!

Of course, it wud be alot sweeter if he hadnt tricked her to get her to his flat in the first place! :)

hehe true on both counts! I do like that scene though, it's very sweet.

lol sweet yeah but isnt that within the same scene as her threatening to kill him

I love the exchange between Caroline and Guy in this deleted scene (sorry for the length, but I think it's all great):
Guy: They came in the night.
Caroline: What? Who did?
Guy: The Mob.
Caroline: What are you talking about?
Guy: They thought Father had some gold hidden in the house. I tried to stop them but they were fully grown men, and they were drunk and angry and I was really young, I was so young -
Caroline: Hang on -
Guy: And alone -
Caroline: This was back in Switzerland?
Guy: Yeah. I tried to defend myself and my father's honour and they (sobs) they beat me!
Caroline: Did they?
Guy: I thought it would never stop. They found me the next morning stuck to the carpet with my own dried blood. And ever since then, I've just abhorred violence in all its forms. You know? And it just terrifies me.
Caroline: Well yeah, it-it would do.
Guy: Maybe that's why I reacted so badly to Martin, (through tears) but I just don't know why, I'm not a psychologist.
Caroline: Me neither, but I do know ... a whole heap of bullshit when I see it. (angry) I'm surprised you didn't have a rare blood group as well. (as Guy) Oh, oh, well they rushed me to the hospital, but I'd just lost so much blood and the nearest compatible donor was in Turin! Oh, it was a race. A race against death itself! (fake sobs. Guy hands her a piece of paper) Oh, what's this?
Guy: That is a photocopy of a newspaper cutting. I carry it at all times. It hurts, but I never want to forget (sobs) what man can do to his fellow man.
Caroline: (reading) The house of a prominent Zurich businessman was ransacked last night and .. the man's son ... badly beaten.
Guy: That was me.
Caroline: God, Guy! I-I I don't know what to say, I -
Guy: You don't have to; I wouldn't have believed it myself.
Caroline: I'm so sorry -
Guy: Please, I just need to - I need some time, and you know, if you could give me a moment to -
Caroline: Yes, sure.
Guy: Oh, can we, you know, I - the fresh air would help, and - can we go in the car?
Caroline: Yeah, yes, I'll just get my stuff, and are you - are you sure?
Guy: (through tears) Please, please ...
Caroline: Just, hang on. (leaves)
Guy: (to himself, tears gone): Be bold, plan ahead, own some desktop publishing software.

Ha, I love this scene! Caroline's impression of Guy is perfect.
Oh, and sorry if there are any mistakes - I transcribed it, so it might not be completely accurate.

awwww i love that seen it so funny i dont know why they cut it


Guy: This is really childish.
Caroline: I am much younger than I look

Yes, I wish they'd left it in, as well as all the other scenes in that series (Guy's poem, the fantastic version of Your Song) - who cares if the episode was longer than usual; it would be great. :D

hehe that scene was BRILLIANT!

also the ones where Guy holds up balls to emmy.

They were all golden!

Some grass... a tree... you.. and me. Hark! B bark. the sun that sinks behind the hill like a molten..quivering pill... sends a spurt of love and thrill... I am Jacques, and you are Jill.

Guy really is a wonderful poet. ;)