:wub: way too enthusiastic, I know, but...

Complicated relationship problems preoccupy the hospital staff. Martin loves Caroline, who loves Mac, who has a girlfriend and has another admirer, Sue White. Joanna loves Lyndon, and Guy pretends to love Caroline. So it needs a charity slave auction to sort it all out

Okay, okay, so I'm really dying to see Alan trussed up in a gladiator style gimp outfit. you got me! :lol:

Hats off to the funniest and most perfectly executed visual gag this year; Alan Statham trying to avoid Joanna's swinging handbag and whacking his head on the table! Bloody hilarious, there were tears I can tell you!! :lol:

Sue White in a beard, with cross bow, stalking Caroline. :lol: :lol: :lol: That was funny :lol:

Sue White's arms!

Mac: Emily has a horse.
Caroline: Oh, dear. Couldn't afford a car?

Alan hitting his head was SO funny.

Guy's impression of Sue, LMAO!

Had to feel a bit sorry for Joanna at the end of this ep after Lyndon told her what he (and let's face it, all of us!) think of her, when she was looking at those photos of herself. Poor old thing! :(

I laughed out loud at that one!!! :lol:

Without a doubt the best one so far, I couldn't stop laughing! Sue was so amazingly hilarious!

"Better get it off that lovely chest of yours"
"The one with the Lion's mane?!"
"Stay away or pay the price!!"

Auctioneer: "He's SWISS. He's Gay Secretan"
Guy: "err, that’s guy..."
Auctioneer: "Gay Guy Secretan!"

Her ARMS!! :lol:
And then she started dancing around shaking with them!! It was just so funny!

I absolutely cringed with Caroline saying "April Fool!" :o

But loved, loved ! Sue White taking Mac's details:

Sue: "God I want to feel you in my mouth....house number?"
Mac: "Twenty-one."
Sue: "See you at the slave auction :I have an unlimited budget!!"
Mac flees

Mac's phone number starts the same as mine! 07946!

:high
Except I've just realised that Mac's not real... :eep

He's... Not?

:unsure:
Erm, well... *tries to think of gentle way to break the news*...
:runaway

oh i think its my fave episode :) i love it when mac and caroline start doing that hand slapping thing and guy starts dancing to the song. and how crap is guy at accents? he can't do a scottish accent and he can't do a geordie accent - tut tut :blink:

Sorry, late entry on this one :lol:

"I bought you.................for 30p" -- Boyce

That was great!

CraigJamieson88

Okay, E4 are repeating the episodes, I'm pretty sure it was this one that was on tonight 11.30 am (Friday 17th)...

The Guy and Mac and "Steve" the cleaner scene... :roflmao

Since this seems to be a particularly popular episode thought I'd mention that it's repeated on friday on E4

:high :cheer2

probably my most favourite episode (of the grand total of 3 episodes ive seen) i was in hysterics alot of the time!!! :D

Sues arms!!! and when she was by the elevator and had the most terrifying smile, she was so cheerful, "ill just see you safely into that metal box" or something along those lines :lol: and her going "stay away or pay the price, you have been warned" and her scream when she finds out mac has droppde outta the auction :lol: pretty much everything sue says is hilarious :D