As it's only a day away I thought I'd open up the thread for this episode :) I'm looking forward to it, each time an episode ends, there are so many questions! But it's good to keep us wanting more.

oh god i hope there is some Carmacness! this is becoming unbearable! i've finally bloody figured out what the big thing is that comes between them...............or well..maybe...haha its blatently guy isn't it? Or maybe not, well I could have just blown out there!
ackk.....less that 8 hours to go!! (if i got my maths right)...........................oh bugger - i've got a test next lesson!! damn it......

OH MY GOD
MACKENZIE ISNT MACS
THE THE THE THE *stammer* THE HAIR DYE
SUE KNOWS
OMGGGGGGGGGG
*dies*
xxx

SUE IS NOW MY FRIGGIN IDOL!!!!!

ILOVESUEILOVESUEILOVESUE
OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD WE WERE ALL RIGHT
WE GUESSED MACKENZIE WOODNT B MACS AND HE ISNT
I AM SOOOOOO FRIGIGN LIKE EXPLODINGLY HYPER
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
xxx

I THINK WE SHOULD ALL WORSHIP SUE NOW SHES IS GREAT!!! :notworthy

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MAC SHOULD ALSO NOW LOVE SUE
OR AT LEAST BE UBER NICE TO HER
OH
MY
GOOD
GOD
xxxx

OHHH MEEEE GAWWWED
*girlie squeal*
OK IM DYING
I LOVE GUY SOOOO UCH
BUT BT BUT MAC AND CAROLINENESS!!!!
WOT TO DO WOT TO DO!!!!!!
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did u see the smile he just gave just now after caroline said that wooo

but omfg poor guy, I just wanted to hug him!!!! i'll b yours guy just call me lol!

omfg i'm so hyped! :wiggle

SAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEE
I NO WOT TO THINK
MY BRAINS LIKE EXPLODING
SOOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED
IM HYPER
GUY/MAC/CARO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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SUE U MEAN PERSON LOL!! ah they were so close, y do they do this to us, but even tho i'm a mac/caroline fan, guy I just want to take him home, hes soooo cute and loving in this episode :wub:

noooooooooooooooooooo!!! bloody sue white and her bloody stories!! they were about to bloody kiss! words cannot describe my anger!!

and oH MY GOD, in my fan fic i said they'd died mackenzie's hair! i'm bloody psychic!!!! AMAZING!

hahaha i loved the bit with the cow!!!!!!!!!! omg how sad, mac and caroline wer just bout 2 get back 2gether and Sue popped up! i wish Sue preferred Guy!!!!!!1


AND YES MACKENZIE ISN'T MACS!!!!!!WAHOOOOO! lol sorry am sooo happy that Holly the Baby killer turned out horrible! and i would also like 2 say that i was right about Mackenzie not being Macs !!!!!!!!!!!! :D :cloud :cheer2
:notworthy i worship green wing

only 1 left!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eep

almost as funny as last week, I thought Statham's panic attack with Boyde was hilarious! And i wanted Mackenzie to have had his hair dyeed, but didn't think it would be true! Just goes to show that nothing is too far fetched for the Green Wing! :notworthy

excuse me while i go and cry!!! ......this cannot happen to us! NO NO NO!! I now fear that it is caroline leaving next episode!!
oh dear jesus!!

calm calm calm calm calm thoughts think calm thoughts........phew i've got season 1 waiting for me at home, its all right, there's plenty of carmacness in there to satisfy me! i'm good...i'm coping!!




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OMG I think i'm going 2 die if they don't get together!!!!!!!!! help! it's not fair! what if they leave it untill the christmas episode! :blink: i think i will explode! :phwoar


HELLP!!!!!!!1

I don't want to think about it... I'm off! :cookie

omg that episode was BRILLIANT.

Sue White and her boot extender :lol:

Alan and his panic attacks :lol:

Sue White and her dummy :unsure:

Loved the way Mac led Holly on by saying he wanted to give it another go and then hit her with all the evidence :worship

I'm so so so so so so so happy Holly is gone. and that she was only in two scenes :)

Boyce had some brilliant lines with Statham as well. Will go and watch it again in a minute and start noting down quotes B)

And I'm so so so so so so so so pleased that Caroline isn't giving into Guy *bounces*

Right I'm off to bed and the video recorder ;)

I'm going to go and watch the 1st series 4 the rest of the nite now! am feeling happy yet depressed about todays greenwing events!

Mac and Holly not 2gether yes!(altho i did get worried wen he sed he loved her!)
funniness of episode
but omg Sue White ruining it!
and the chance that caroline mite leave and not get 2gether agen with Mac!!!!!1 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :ph43r: i'm going 2 go and hide

I need all u caroline/mac shipper ppl to stay strong otherwise I shall fall apart lol, but omfg sue wiz hilarious in this ep, apart fae the end lol!!

I love her cuz she is scottish like me and shes just mad, I loved it when she was asking for the boot this, it was the way she said it that made me laugh, i knew caroline wiz going to kiss her when she found out mac wiznae his kid lol

:cry gaah i am in a mood with sue but you have to love her lmao if only caro had stayed a bit longer

& when caro said that she was just missplaced and she walked off and mac's smile was so sweet aww =]] :wub:

had feeling mackenzie's hair was dyed.

and boyce and alan aww!

omfg yeh I melted when I saw that smile, i'm so saving that pics and makin about 1000 sigs out of them lol! :P

lol...boyce in that dress!

when Caroline walked off Mac shouldnt have been so stupid and just sat there! he should'v run after her!

and also we dont no 4 definate definate yet if Sue Whites pregnant becus we havnt seen a pregnancy test or signs of pregnancy! fingers crossed!
wt if she does hav a baby!!!!!!!!!!!! :jawdrop


i melted when i saw that smile aswell! sooooooooooo hot and dreamy! :cloud :dribble :wub: :heart :heart :heart

yeh I wiz kinda pissed he didnot run after her!!! was cute tho when there were talking about the shop thing :wub:

Yeh! and i was also very proud of Caroline 4 not going 4 Guy after she walked out(unlike last time).
when the saw started comin thru the table at first i thort it would be Guy! but Sue was histerical with the baby!

Oh my God! Who's that!?!?! Joanna?! Tut tut tut. £10 - lol. Boot stretcher? Ooh! Nasty! Evil thoughts... A 16 year old? I tut at you Joanna!

Awww... poor Martin - Hm - strange muttering. MMMMMM... tall Boyce! Yum - er... nice bag? "I keep seeing Harry Potter underpants" LMAO

Lovely Mac - He's TOO nice! grrr... Where's Guy? *sniffles* Aww... *sob* Mars bars... makes me cry - damn, he's annoying! Ha! Serves him right! Go Guy! ROTFLMAO - Guy is sooo adorably jealous! Owy? Wimp.

"He's not good enough for you!" Awww... Guy is sooo sweet - HE LOVES HER! Okay... so Stathem's going crazy. Um... small child with worrying hair. Umm... Crazy Alan. LOL - amputation.

AAAAAAARGH!!! Creepy puppet thing! Typical Sue White! LMAO! "Give Sue White all the money!!" I wonder if Michelle Gomez was actually doing that??? Coffee? EWWWWWWWWWWWW... "...said the man..." ROTFLMAO!!! That puppet is EXCELLENT!

Damn - ad break.

Grrr... I HATE BB!!!

Crazy Alan and Joanna - DWARF!! "Let's have sex seperatly?" Er... yeh. Salt seller - Guy ROCKS - half the Greek olympic team?

Ooh! Evil Sue! Hate Holly! Grrrr... go Sue! "Shut ittta!" Aww... Boyce - soooo cute - hilarious! ROTFLMAO! Craaaaazy!!! WTF?!?!?! Several Boyce/Statham Shippers have had heart attacks! LMAO! "What have you been eating?" "Kim" LOL. Aww... Oli's sweet!

Wait! Menopores! Is Stathem going to die? Okey cokey! LOL Go Mac!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! HATE LEAFY!! HATE HIM!!! HATE HIM!!! That's GUY'S thing! *signs* That's better! he was faking - i think... *sob*

Mmmmm... Mac looks cute in that jacket - mmm... lovely. Oooooooh! Evil Sue! Love her! Eww! Tight shorts! Wrong. WFT?! Ping pong wrong! Er... yeh.. he is licking her.

Ooh! Holly trap!! NEARLY had a heart attack! *does dance* Mini-Mac isn't mini-mac!!!! YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!! Am soooooo happy!

WOO HOO!!!
*grins* Although I am OBSESSED with Caro and Guy - *squee* What's gonna happen now? Eep! Poor Guy!

Um... ewwwwww!!! Nooooooooooo! DEEPLY WRONG!!! *cringes and hids behind big cushion* No! Ew!

Bugger! Crazy Sue - damn Simba! Go Caroline! Um... WOO! Am happy for Caroline but poor Guy!

Awwww... poor Mac - but POOR GUY!! Grrrr... ha! Hate Leafy! However vaguely true he is - Guy and caro forever!

Um... WTF? It's not often we have a Guy/Sue scene, they are usually hilarious - but EWWWWWW! That's just wrong!

BOYCE!!! Why is he in a nurses uniform? Um... Boyce/Alan MAJOR shipping! Yeh - um - OBVIOUS!

He's gonna tell her! Awwwwww... *sniffles* What is she doing in there? He LIKES her! He really likes her! Again - what is she doing in there - o - being Caro!

HATE Holly - bye bye you crazy bitch! Awww... damn Mac - Grrr... misplaced? Eep! POOR GUY!!! Poor poor lovely Guy!

Grrr... HATE adverts!

Um... WTFs going on here? Get on with it however it pains me! Cute conversation. Good - Boyce is wearing man's clothes! Um... Growler? no! "Hello Dr Statham!" Ooh - he doesn't get it. Nooooo! Do NOT want to know that!!!!! *crying in laughter*

Aww... poor Lyndon - still hate Leafy though. Ha! Dunno what i'm laughing at! Is it me or is this quite strange.

POOR GUY!!!!! REALLY poor Guy! He just licked her arse! Guy! Olderer? WHAT ON EARTH! SUE!!!!! Grrrrr... CRAZY!!!

Poor Mac! grrr... Guy! Cute but grrr... YAY!!! Guy and Caro forever! Leafy is VILE!!!!!

Gay episode! LMAO! Kiss? Ooh - Lyndon! Naughty boy! tattoo? Cow! Awwww... POOR GUY!!! What was that thing at the end - with the "Flower"? Am confuzzled. Awww... he looks slightly drunk. Maybe more than slightly! POOR GUY!!! HE LOVES HER!!!

CAN'T WAIT TIL NEXT WEEK!!!!

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yeh had a feeling it would be sue like! shes great! but alan and boyce with that mouth to mouth hilarious, there was so much kissing in this ep, lyndon and jake, caroline and sue lmfao, JUST NOT ANY MAC AND CAROLINE

same
i was shouting STOP RIGHT THERE at the tv with the last scene and it did and i was like phew! :)

lol i no! but then i suddenly realised i wanted to find out what happened with Sue White and Mac! i wanted to see so much more of Mac in this episode:( he's so sweet! and Caroline is perfect 4 him!

i thort the bit with the coffee was histerical!

ahah yes


ee why didnt mac run after caro :unsure:

because he does not realise just how lucky he is to have a girl like caroline, they have to get together!!!!!

damn you Dr Macartney! you blundering fool!!! I can't believe he doesn't realise! I mean, she broke up with bloody jake for him! and jake was treating her really well!!

GO CAROLINE FOR RESISTING GUY!

I got baited when she was like 'oh bloody hell' and then left! good stuff!!!

I really do think she shud have stayed to hear him out, I mean does he believe everything sue say? hmm shame on your caroline!

I think Mac didn't follow Caroline because he's too cool for that B) , he' far too enigmatic and likes the waiting game, it also leaves us in suspense and Guy in the running!
I really don't think that Caroline did believe Sue I just think that she'd had a long day with Jake, Mac, Guy and Holly and Sue just made her too exasperated to stay.
She had just been saying to mac how things always managed to get in the way when Sue literally pops up from beneath the table claiming that she's pregnant which noone but Martin is going to believe. Cue Guy with exit after Caroline - he won't get anywhere; Caroline's getting a lot more assured andconfident and realsies she doesn't need these guys; she just wants Mac and a 'normal' relationship!
I think that Jake might make a play for Caroline now as well as Guy and Mac. He was clearly falling for her. I felt REALLY sorry for him and Lindon, but there's still hope for Joanna and Statham yet!!! Lol! :P :excited
I'm nervous about the next episode now. I really can't believe it's gone so quickly! I NEED to know what happens and you KNOW they're going to levae it on a 'cliff hanger' (hopefully not as literally as last time, but still as painful!).

I liked this episode, but:

Too many Statham/Joanna scenes, they make me cringe when they're together.

Not enough verbal abuse towards Holly. Mac was far too calm about the whole thing. I suppose in a way that is better, as she got nothing out of him, but still...

I LOVED:

'Lost' and 'Misplaced'

Sue's shouting and whistle

Jake's shouting :)

Mackenzie not Mac's

Holly leaving (YES!!!)

Caroline on the loo, and Guy not understanding AT ALL

Caroline leaving: "It's not a relationship, far too simple". I'm glad she finally got fed up.

And loads of other things.

oh my FREAKIN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u were all rite!!!! thank CHRIST holly is gone! i was soooo glad when sue found the hair dye still cant quite believe that even she would stoop so low!!! loved the lost misplaced bit, mac is sooo cute! and guy!!!! i never thought i would like guy so much, although i am still a complete mac and caro shipper, but guy was so adorable! and it was hilaroius wen he got the tattoo! ah... im quite contented rite now, but mac WHY DIDNT YOU GO AFTER HER????!!!!! FOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn you sue they were so close!!! but the bit with the baby under her top, i laughed for about 15 mins!!!! 98 clicks tonite, 40 of which in the last quarter!!! cx

Weeeeeelllllllllllllll.....Once again it seems I'm one of the only people who wants sue white and mac together, and guy and caroline. and now, after seeing that episode, Jake and Lyndon :) If caroline and mac got together it would cause chaos for the rest of the people in the love...pentagon (not counting lyndon). Besides, I think deep down Caroline loves Guy anyway. And Mac has got to feel some love for Sue. :wub: I mean, who doesn't? NOT ME THAT'S FOR SURE!

I LOVED THIS EPISODE!!!!!

Best bits about this episode: martin makin a bet with the girl in the newsagents and only getting 3000 out of the 10000 pounds, holly getting her comeuppence (GO SUE, GO SUE, GO SUE!!!) mac and carolines conversation and his face lighting up when she said she was just misplaced, guy pouring out his lil heart (i literally went awwwwww five times and cud hav killed caroline for not saying anything!!) guy and martin hidin their faces when statham mentioned sleeping wit joanna, sue white runnin through the halls yellin hes not macs baby ( :lol: ) sawin through the table just when caroline and mac were about to kiss and announcing shes pregnant and then sayin not her, mac!! lyndon and jakes conversation and raising a toast to their ex girlfriends

Funny bits: the kissing scenes- GROSS some of them were but otherwise hilarious!!
guy and jake chatting bout guyball and then guy chuckin stuff at jakes head :lol: mac pretending he liked holly and then going ha fooled you

Awww bits: mac lookin so hurt when he found out that mackenzie wasnt his son, his smile when caroline said she was just misplaced, guys speech!!!

Best episode yet??

nope i still do!!!! guy is just so in love with caroline and he was just unbelievably cute in that episode, i will cry on behalf of guy if he doesnt end up with caroline, rele i will!!!!

:lol: i cant wait either!!!!! im getting more and more hopefull guys gonna land caroline and revert to a sweetly cocky but funny self!!!!!!!!!!! i mean hes in love and it kills him dat he keeps havin to tell caroline dat!!! (im beginning to go urgh caroline just kiss him, will ya?!! hes soooooooooooooo cute!!!!!)