Right where to begin...

Mac:"Your reward shall be in Devon..."
Caroline:"What?"
M: "Oh sorry, It's heaven, isn't it. Used to get them confused as a kid. When you die, you go to Devon."
C: "That's funny."
M: "No, well it ruined my Summer holidays, used to think my whole family were dead."


Sue: "What is that"
Guy: "It's a kid. WHat does it eat?"
S: "Is it lost?"
G: "No i borrowed it from someone, I'm trying to pull and I hear it makes you attractive to birds...it it doing anything for you?"
S: "Not really, no."
G: "Didn't think so. Here you have it."

*Kid looks endearingly at Sue*

S: "Hello. Do you..do want one of these?" *she holds out a lollipop. as the kid reached out to it, she withdraws her hand and says:*
S:"Well you can't have it"


Alan *through the louspeaker in tone deaf musical voice* "All by myself...."

Joanna: "I'm completely naked under here...wasnt to see?"
Lyndon: "No..."
Geeky nerd: "But i wouldn't mind..."

Harriet breathing in and out deeply as she looks at her chimes.

Naughty Rachel: "Wheeeee!" *thong helicopter*

I think my favourite quote came from that episode also.

Guy (to Sue) "Do you know what I like about you? F*ck all!"

If it wasn't that ep apologies but I laughed like a drain at that :D

"Who's the bearded ponce? Is that Noel Edmunds?"

"Would ye like a lil fishy on a lil dishy?"
"Why aye (!)"
"Champion. Thou shalt have a mackerel."

"You know I've always wanted one of those."
"Whats that, a small boy?"

I will be back!! :lol:

Guy- "What? Does it say no smoking? [in crap Geordie accent] Does it say no smoking? Which way to the dole office? Do you know I'm unemployed and I have a mullet?"

Mac- "Come on!"
Guy- "Je suis desole."
Mac- "In English!"
Guy- "Ow! Martin... I'm really sorry I told you you'd passed your exams when you hadn't."
Mac- "Right. Now hug."
Guy- "What?"
Mac- "Hug. [pause] Fucking HUG."

I'm totally getting my eps mixed up, but i think one of my favourite ever quotes is from this ep and it's just the bit at the beginning where Caroline says 'Caroleen Secretan' in a french accent into the mirror. Every now and then (when I'm alone obviously) I say it to myself and it makes me laugh hysterically.

That's the same ep as he says to Martin "You know what I like about that shirt? F*ck all*

:lol: I was wetting myself too, don't worry

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