can sum1 PLEASE find the full quote of sue white from todays episode. it went something like :


Do i look like a mug?...


please sum1 finish it for me! thanks x x

I quote
"Do I Look Like a Mug?",
"Do I have a Handle?",
"Do I sit in a cuboard or on a small wooden tree?",
"Would you like to lick my rim?"
"You may answer that last questions the others were retorical!!"

Excuse the layout but i believe it goes like that. That was the first episode of Green Wing i have watch and i will definately be watching next week. Or even the repeat on more4 on Sunday at 9pm.
dpt

Something like

Do I look like a mug, do I have a handle, am I made from China, do I live in a cupboard or on a small wooden tree?

would you like to put your lips on my rim

hehe deary me... I'l watch it again and find out for definate later ;)

Heheh
I thought she said "or on a small wooden tray"
I ono....maybe im wrong
But i dont get how mugs live on trees?
xxx

A mug tree is a wooden pole stuck in a round base with about 6 short stubby bits sticking out for hanging your mugs on :)

They lived on kitchen counters a lot during the 80's ;)

There you go, mug trees :)

Hey!
That was a great quote! I love Sue! lol
Can someone tell me the quote which goes something like this:
"I have a rhetorical question"
"Well I have a holepuncher, so lets not get big headed"

It's something like that ... but I dont think that's quite right.
Thanks!

Hey, I still have one of those! :angry:

Sorry I get a bit sensitive when it comes to interior design :P lol


Freezyboncoolipants, I think you got the quote right. I got it as

Angela: I have a rhetorical question...

Sue: Well, I have a hole punch, so let's not get big-headed.

hey thanks to everyone who replies back to my original question! i think green wing is fantastic, my dvd is in the post soon! my sister was lucky enough to see mac/guy/boyce at the dvd signing. they were dead funny!

everyones welcome to add more sue white quotes on this topic!

she is jus toooo funny


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Thanks snoopybing! lol

No problem!

Martin: "It's just... I'm stressed about my exaaaams!"

PAUSE

Sue: "Well, it seems to me that you're under stress."

Martin: "Yes!"

Sue: "If you stopped being stressed, things would certainly be a lot easier for you."

This isn't officially a quote, but I was watching my DVD the other day and noticed two priceless Sue White moments.

1) Sue and Martin playing imaginary table tennis across the desk (I love the relationship between these two!)

2) When Sue introduces Caroline to Mac and Caroline says "Any relation to....?" and Mac replies with "John Lennon? No.", Sue is in the background laughing at Mac and clutching her belly! Watch out for it cos it had me in stitches!

I love her & her squirrel quotes. :rolleyes:

"Are you tugging my squirrel?"

"Dr Macartney, I don't let the squirrel out for just anyone."


:lol:

Can't believe no ones posted it yet!

'a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag'

:lol: had me in hysterics!

ur rite it is a wooden tray seen that ep like 6 times.. its defently a tray

sue "it in my pants"
mac "i want whats in your pants"

lol

SUE: (To Guy who is hiding in some scrubs and coats) Oh alright pull yourself together you cretinous fuckwit. What sort of a man hides in other peoples clothes? I'll tell you what sort of a man a self-centered, egotistical wankpot. Men are supposed to be strong hunter-gatherers, so go hunt, go gather, go be a total c**t because that's what you do best...
GUY: f*ck you, you ugly bitch! Oh that feels so much better, do you fancy a quick fiddle while we're in here.
SUE: I am tempted because I'm all fired up, you know, but no thanks I'd rather lick my own armpit. (walks out and slaps arse)

Phew! That's a long one, but very funny.

It is absoloutly certainly tree...

Sue: "Hey! No, no! Listen! Listen! She’s not good enough for you. She’s never been good enough for you, Mac! She doesn’t have a fanny!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"your all a bunch of fatties!!
you cant have that your fat, too fat!!"

that is my fav thing she has said so far

Martin sits in her office while she stirs her tea for ages...
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" lmao! :lol:

(as Statham leaves) "Faaack off"

:D

Ohhh man i LOVE the moment when she takes Martin clothes shopping and she asks about the hoodie

Sue: Do you have a hoodie?
Martin: (wierd look) Erm...well no actually im circumsized (cnt spell it)
(Sue picks up a hoodie)
Sue: A HOODIE


LMFAO I LOOOOOOVE THT BIT

I like the bit where Caroline tries to talk to Sue, who is frantically typing, when she finishes,
SUE: (Huge Gasp) How did you get in here?

SUE : (to Caroline) : If I have to stand up, things are going to kick off around here.
(Caroline stands up first)
SUE : I could put a spell on you.
CAROLINE : What?
SUE : Nothing.
CAROLINE : Did you just say you were going to put a spell on me?
SUE : No I didn't. Are you mad?

"Good luck, Tommy"

It's a TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :ph43r:

I love this scene -

Sue: Yes?
Guy: I haven't asked the question yet.
Sue: Yes.
Guy: Is the answer?
Sue: What?
Guy: Is yes the answer?
Sue: Is the question.
Guy: But is yes the answer? Take a gamble.
Sue: I don't know, is it?
Guy: Take a gamble.
Sue: No.
Guy: No is the answer?
Sue: No is the answer. Yes is never the answer.
Guy: So no is the answer?
Sue: No is the answer.
Guy: So if I were to say, are you going to ever have sex with any other man apart from me, then your answer is no?
Sue: Do you want to have sex with me? I mean, do you want to just have, do you want to just f*ck me now? Do you wanna do that? Do you wanna just get your cock out and f*ck me now? How about that, yeah? Shall we, here... on the table? Yeah, how about whopping it up my ass, what about that Mr. Secretan? Not Doctor... but Mister. Yeah? One above Doctor, how about that yeah? Mr. Secretan whopping up the staff liaison's ass.
[pause]
Sue: So wipe yourself down and come back and tell me what you think about that, 'kay?
Guy: Not sure I can stand up.
Sue: No? Well I'll leave for a few moments, shall I?
Guy: OK. Shut the door.
Sue: OK.

:high

CAROLINE : You get all the gossip and pass it on. I could report you for meddling.
SUE : Meddling? Meddling? How dare you? Take that back.

angela: i have a hypothetical question
sue: ah, i have a hole pucher, so lets not get big headed!

martine: i have a vidoe
sue: what isi t thumbelina
martin: no i gave that back

sue: i must rest my scarey eyes

Sue White is the most ingenious character ever created!! :notworthy

Best bits have to be:

Martin: It's a bit crispy
Sue: Crispy?! Creeping jesus these are supposed to have been washed! (sumthing along those lines)

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Sue: Do I sense a woe? I sense I do

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Sue: Is the little party bothering you Martin?

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And when she dances to her ringtones...classic haha!

Ohhh man Sue White is a total LEGEND
I <3 99.9% of everything she says
xxxx

alan statham: well i object
sue white:good for you goodbye
as: no not goodbye not goodbye
sw: let me put it another way

sets fire to her desk

as: its not over yet
sw: oh i think it is

:lol: i couldnt help laughing!!!!! sues just such a great character!!!!

"I'd start with your voice, because you sound like a (hyperventilating noises) small child who's just swallowed a conker"

:) and she's right, Statham does sound like that, hehe.

"Here's a leaflet on dealing with difficult people. Now f*ck off."

i love sue so much, i think to me she makes the show


'I can do headstands! Now, would you like to see that? Would you...? The...? Would you like to see that? '

'Hello. Umm....do you, do you want one of these?
[holds out a hand towards the lolly]
[pulls the lolly away] Well, you can't have it.'

'Nice showroom, this, isnt it? Not too busy for a Saturday..'

Sue: Oh, all right! Pull yourself together you cretinous Fuckwit! What sort of a man hides in other people's coats? Rocking and whinging to themselves? I'll tell you what sort of a man... a self centered, egotistical wankbot. Now unhook yourself... and stop being so weak. Men don't cry. They are strong hunter-gatherers! So go hunt, go gather and be a total *c**t* because that's what you do best!
Guy:: [shouts] f*ck you! You ugly bitch... Oh, that feels so much better. Do you fancy a quick fiddle now we're in here?
Sue: Well, I am tempted because I'm all fired up. But no, thanks, I'd rather lick my own armpit.

"Ooh, Martin! Wee willie winkie not so wee, eh? You nearly had my eye out."

lmao.
i love it.


do u guys think that being scotish gives her an extra edge?

because i dont think some of the things she says would of been
as as outlandish as they were (dont get be wrong, they would of still been hilarious) if they hadnt been said it a scotish accent?

Yes, I think the accent gives her something extra. The delivery is very funny :)

"How dare you slander my name by saying I slandered your name"

oh simba!
that nasty lady stole ur daddy's nose!

The one in my sig is one of my personal favourite Sue White lines - the woman is comedy genius! :lol: :lol:

Joanna: he's just so anally happy
Sue: Dr Statham happy................ borderline schizophrenia with a predilection for self harm and a jackhammer stammer.........