Hi everyone, i stumbled upon this site whilst searching for the dialogue to Dr Stathoms milk float adventure!

i watched every episode when it was first shown. when i saw adverts for the new season i let out little girly giggles everytime. nobody in my house had seen it before. im at UWE in bristol, originally from plymouth. luckily one housemate told me they were re-showing series one! i told him to watch it and see what he thinks. i was so pleased when he was laughing as much as me!

me and my housemate watch it every night without fail, until last night!

he had some friends visiting him from home so he went out with them. he even said to me he tried to make them come up a day later so he only had to miss one episode!

the scene with alan coming out of the wardrobe with his recorder in his pants had both uf os out of breath and crying like babies! he told me in the morning that he was still laughing when he was trying to get to sleep!

anyway, back to the original reason for finding this site. the milk float scene for me is the best, and he missed it! i find it extremely hard to describe it to him because all i remember when trying to re-enact it is "slutty slutty slitty sluts" and "you dont EVEN HAVE a cock!"

anyway hi everybody, i tend to be here for a while with people who love a comedy on par with Phoenix nights and the office! :yeeay :yeeay