I know i always give up on flics so i promise this one will be better, shorter and a bit more romantic than the others but i'll warn you i'm really bad at writing romantic stuff. :unsure:

FantasyTale: The Beginning

The honeymoon was over and it was time to get back to work for Mac and Caroline.
As they walked through the hospital doors it seemed as if no time had passed at all, but everything was different now. No Joanna Clore, no Alan Statham and they were married! But they were just the good things because they were not the only people leaving. Mac soon would too but they never mentioned it. Some people in the hospital seemed to look at him oddly and some sympathetically so they guessed Guy had probably told everyone the news. Mac just looked at them and smiled until he saw Guy running down the corridor to them.
Guy: Yay!! You're back! Did you have fun?
Caroline: Yep. Indeed we did.
Guy: Right, thats being nice over with. Get into theatre now, you're late.
Hi Mac! Not dead yet then.
Mac: No. Shame really.
Guy: Why is it a shame?
Mac: Because if I was I wouldn't be here listening to you talking bollocks would I?
Guy: I'd come to you're grave and talk bollocks instead.
Caroline: Awww, would you really visit him?
Guy: Only if he was ghost because I'd still be able to annoy him.
Caroline: Shush Guy. Ghosts don't exist.
Guy: Course they do.
Caroline: No they don't.
Guy: Have you ever seen one?
Caroline: Well no because they are not real!
Guy: I have.
Mac: When?
Guy: When we were in surgery once. Freaked me out a bit actually. Remember that time your mask came off despite the fact is was tied on really well?
Mac: Yeah, what about it?
Guy: Well it was the ghost.
Caroline: Oh shut up about ghosts. Y'know i could have sworn we were meant to be doing something.
Martin ran as fast as he could straight down the corridor to get to Caroline,Mac and Guy.
Martin: What are you doing? You're meant to be in theatre!
Caroline: Oh yeah. Come on you lot.
Martin: Well its a bit late now. The've gone!
Caroline: They just left? That cant be safe.
Martin: No, I mean they died!
Guy: Ouh, spooky. we've killed someone.
Mac: Right, I've gotta go.
Caroline: Where?
Mac: I've got a meeting with someone. I'll see you later.
Caroline: Yeah ok. Bye!
Guy: Right. Now he's gone we can get married! I've got it all booked, we've got to be there in 10 minutes.
Caroline: You're still trying to marry me are you? It's never going to happen Guy.
Guy: Yeah,we'll see about that.

The hospital was missing quite a few staff. Sue White had gone on holiday with her boyfriend Jeremy, Boyce had gone on a worldwide search for Statham and all the office girls were sacked for eating anyone that went into their mini office jungle. Not many people had really noticed Joanna and Alan going missing but they had been spotted. One of the nurses had gone on holiday to Spain and saw Statham getting into a fight with a Spanish man, shouting about how hairy he was or something.

wahey, more fanfics, this one looks fun! keep writing it, please!

hehe I like the mini office jungle :) And who is Mac going to see :high please don't let him die.

woot new fic! :D

Mac finished his meeting and rushed to find Caroline. He looked almost everywhere in the hospital until he finally found her talking to Guy.
Mac: Caroline! Guess what?!
Caroline: What? What is it?
Mac: I’m not gonna die!
Guy: What?! Why?
Mac: I’m not quite sure but I don’t care. Ive got the rest of my life to find that out.
Caroline: Oh my god! That’s bloody brilliant!

Annoyed with Macs news Guy wandered off. He was going to have to work really hard to get Caroline back now.

Alan: These bloody Spaniards! I’d rather be stuck in prison than stuck in a whole country full of theses hairy arsed wankers.
Joanna: Well you could go back to England if you want. I’m not letting myself get bummed though.
Alan: I’m not leaving you here, not with these apes!

After Caroline had calmed down Guy went to find her.
Guy: Hey, can I show you something?
Caroline: As long as it’s not your wang. Ha!
Guy: No, it’s not my wang.
Just as he was going to show her Mac interrupted.
Mac: Hi.
Caroline: Hello, Guy was just about to show me something.
Mac: Hope its not you’re wang.
Guy: Why does everyone think I want to show them my wang?
Mac: Maybe because everyone wants to see your wang?
Guy: Really? You do realise that would mean you want to see my wang?
Mac: Errr….I’m gonna go. See you later.
Caroline: Bye! Right, what was it you wanted to show me?
Guy: Well…I know you’re not going to believe me but I’ll tell you anyway. I think…that ive got powers…or something like that.
Caroline burst out laughing, so loudly everyone looked at them.
Caroline: Powers?! Ha ha! What makes you think you’ve got powers?
Guy: I don’t think ive got powers, I know I have. Ive seen it.
Ok, if you don’t believe me I’ll show you later. Meet me right here after work.
Caroline: Alright then. Superman! Ha!

Mac walked into theatre. It was quite scary when it was empty. Why wouldn’t it be, people had died in there and Guy going on about ghosts had spooked him a little bit but he didn’t like to admit it. So to get rid of the fear he started thinking about nicer things. Mainly Caroline of course. But he soon forgot her when the lights suddenly came on. Mac turned round to see who’d turned them on but…no-one was there.
Mac: Guy! Stop it, I know its you.
No-one answered. The scary silence was shattered when Macs mobile started ringing.
Mac: Hello?
Yet again no-one answered.
Mac: Guy? Is that you again?
It went silent again. Then Mac felt something, like there was someone behind him. He tried to look but his body just wouldn’t let him. The room seemed to get darker and Mac felt his eyes closing…then there was nothing

arghhh its a ghost?!?!! maybe its guy? or martin! and its not actually a ghost, just martin is quite small so maybe mac didnt realised he was there!?

LMAO, Chapman! :lol:

OMG, Ultimate, you're scaring me with this Hollowe'en-appropriate fic. :P I hope there is nothing sinister behind Mac's encounter... Can't wait to find out, though.

I love the sound of the fact this is going to be more romantic, btw. I LOVE romance in a fic! Bring it on, baby!

Pleased to see Alan and Joanna in this, of course! Oh and I lol at the fact Boyce has gone on a worldwide search for Alan! Haha, aww.

:D

Slowly his eyes opened to see what seemed an endless nothingness. Macs eyes got used to the darkness and saw something white flipping about. He pushed himself up, trying not to make too much sound breathing. Suddenly the white thing stopped moving and stayed perfectly still. He heard a click echo round the room and his head got bursts of pain shooting through it. Mac dropped back down to the floor and with the only energy he had left he pulled out his mobile and slowly dialled Caroline’s number. Before he could hear it ringing he faded out again.

Caroline: Mac?? Hello? That’s weird.
Guy: Yeah well…that’s Mac all over. Weird.
Caroline: Says the guy that thinks he’s got superpowers.
Guy: I never said superpowers. Just powers.
Caroline: You gonna show me then.
Guy: I was going to show you but….earlier I tried to do it again and. well it wouldn’t work.
Caroline: Awwwww, shame. Why did you want to show me anyway?
Guy: I wanted…well I wanted to impress you I suppose.
Caroline: Awwwww, that’s sweet.
Guy: It’s not sweet.
Caroline: It is a bit annoying.
Mid-argument Sue White came over to speak some words of madness from her mouth.
Sue White: Hello, You missed me?
Guy: Why? Where’d you go?
Sue: I went on holiday with my new boyfriend.
Caroline: Did you have fun?
Sue: Yes. Yes I did.
Guy: There’s something different about you.
Sue: Oh, what?
Caroline: You’re being….normal.
Guy: And it’s scary.
Sue: Well we’ve all changed Guy. We’ve all changed.
Guy: That was a bit weird…
Caroline: I’m off to get Mac. If you get your powers back… please do not come and show me unless its turns you into a nice, kind and interesting person.
Guy: Now that’s just mean.

It was coming to the end of Boycies world wide search for Statham. The ex-office girls/cannibals were all trying to get their jobs back and Lyndon ( he’d been captured by the ex-office girls and got lost in the mini-office jungle) was looking for Caroline to show her a file he’d found about her when he got lost.

ohh quick caro get to mac, see whats up,

and whats in the file for caroline? oh its not going to be her that dies is it? :angry:
dont know why i thought that anyway, was very random.

Yes, this file is v. intriguing...

I think you've got Caroline's reaction to Guy's claims just right. She isn't taking him at all seriously... mind you, who would? What is he up to, though?...

:o Poor Mac! What's going on with him? Is he all right?