As we know, Green Wing's surreal but, oh, how we love its characters but what would you do if they were real and you encountered them/knew them?! How would you react to Statham's antics? If you love Mac or Guy, would you be just as enamoured if you actually knew them or would they annoy you? Would you be happy to join in with the office girls' games? Put yourself in the position of working at East Hampton and tell us what you think you'd feel...

Definately yes to joining in with the office girls games - I have been involved in major rubberband wars in my past life when I used to work in an office :ph43r:

Statham would really really annoy me and I would go out of my way to avoid him.

If Guy started chating me up in a corridor I'd probably be like a rabbit caught in the headlights and not be able to say a word back at him. Going just on his looks before I knew about his reputation, I wouldn't say no to going out for a drink with him :unsure:

Someone like Mac I'd probably first of all look at and think he's not my type, i.e. wrong coloured hair, too many freckles, although I'd probably be really impressed with his laid-back manner, quick witted comments and mannerisms. He's the sort of person I'd suddenly realised I actually quite fancied after all :blush

Caroline would just be my best friend :)

oh it would be really cool if they were real.. haha
i reckon guy would be such a laugh and deep down be a good friend...
i'd actuallly run away from alan though..and maybe sue?? not sure on that

yeah caro would be my best friend too aww lovely

and mac...well... heeheee :wub:

See in real life id probably know Guy and Mac were too old for me and try and pull Boyce instead. But id admire Mac from afar and probably be quite intimidated by Guys wit, as i always struggle for a perfect comeback! Theyd both be hilarious though.

Caroline is very like one of my friends so we'd get on very well, wed have to get drunk and go and dance for sure...as we have similar drunken dancing styles :lol:

Like everyone else i would run for the hills from Alan, but i think Sue would also be a great friend to have, youd never be bored would you?

and Martin would be my bitch of course :P

Lol oOo well Sue would obviously be my biatch!!

I'd be immediately attracted to Mac cuz he's so my type it's unreal, he's the mop haired biker boy with a laid back manner and smartass comebacks a-go-go.

I'd probably hurt Guy.

I'd be in love with Caro....:D

I think I would do a Boyce on Statham and wind him up....as much as possible....would be fun.

I'd be friends with the office girls....definately Harriet cuz she's lovely

I'd lick Boyce ^_^

I would stick up for Martin....hurt Guy again

Obviously me and Alan would just hit it off ;) ahaha no :P
I'd probably want to wind him up all the time.
And probably Guy too, but i think that he would be a funny mate to have around same as Boycieee.
I think I would get on with Caro quite well so she'd be a good mate.
I think Sue would be a good friend who you can swap gossip with haha :P

And then Mac :rude
Well i'd be attracted to him as soon as I met him seeing as I love guys with hair like his :wub: gaaah.
But i'd probably make an idiot of myself infront of him :( haha :P

I have a deep fear that Angela and I would be very similar.

In v. many ways, Red, that's something to be proud of. B) I've never hated Angela that much, anyway, myself.