well jess this theard is for you to say well done for the 10,000 postage it's quite an achievement :D

:cheer2 w00t w00t

and here is a poem i wrote to mark to occasion:


She makes me laugh, she makes me smile
She helps me know that it’s all worth while,
Her fics are fab and filled with love,
Her Guy and Caro fit like a glove.
When I’m with her I forget all my fears
For her joy wipes away my tears,
Jess is lovely, Jess is kind,
Jess’ friendship blows my mind
All of Jess I adore,
I only wish I saw her more!

Aaw! I'm not going to be here for mega party-age tonight (Did you SEE those invites? They were amazing!), but

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Well done Jessie!

Lots of love to my little daughter xxxxxxx

Aww woop woop for Jess!!
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I'm not going to be here either :cry
but i should be back for some of it!!

:hug :hug

Yay for jess! I'll be around so you can have your present later but i just wanted to admire ros's poetry skills of which i have none! Its so sweet! Happy Frum Birthday jessie! :cheer2

why thankies hollie jess i hope you like it i'm sorry it's not that great i will try better next time

Its fabbytastic what you going on about! Jessie post last post and make speech and then i can post ur pressie!!

yes what hollie said we eed you to post your 10,000 posts the tension is killing me :lol:

This is the post that leads me into the mystical wonders of another digit.
Amazing i know!

I'm not sure what to say for my speech.."Where are my fairy lights"..thats a start, i guess!
"Butterflies!!"
Just want to say the word!

"What mythical creatures do lie within this form, of beautiful creatures show yourself, to this grey evening" Chant it five times and with a little luck and positive thinking everyone will appear on the form!
"What mythical creatures do lie within this form, of beautiful creatures show yourself, to this grey evening. What mythical creatures do lie within this form, of beautiful creatures show yourself, to this grey evening. What mythical creatures do lie within this form, of beautiful creatures show yourself, to this grey evening. What mythical creatures do lie within this form, of beautiful creatures show yourself, to this grey evening. What mythical creatures do lie within this form, of beautiful creatures show yourself, to this grey evening"
and *Glitter* *Lightning* *Butterflies* *Fairy lights* *Flowers* *Candles*
Sounds like a romantic night in.....Anyway they should all be on the form now!

Kisses to my fellow creatures!!

:cry That was beautiful!!! I feel all glittery now *sprinkles starshine across forum*

Here my dear have a gift...

what a fab speech jess and now you have made your 10,000th post i can finally switch the fairy lights on:

great speech. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! :cheer2

YAY Jess!!!

great speech!

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congrats my love!

Ohh i love the Guy Love Jess signicture..bloody awesome!! I want to use it....Hmmm I could get rid of the Stephen one and alternate which one i have every week!!


Ohhh my fairy lights *On* *Off* *On* *Off* *On* *Off* *On* *Bang*...i blew the fuse :lol:

That you my little creatures!!

fairy's still freak me out after that TW episode :unsure: i don't know why but thy were scary in that eppy and now i don't like them!

i'm glad you like your gifts jess :) have a lovely day

Im vv.v.v.vv.v.v.v.v.vglad you like it jess!


Wasnt tempted to keep it and change to guy massively likes hollie instead at all

lol Hollie im glad you didn't change it to Hollie....it would have been odd to have that as my signicture :lol:

He he yes it would a bit!!! *plays with fairy lights* Lets get this party started! Party rings anyone? Ive got them in pink and yellow and err...yellow and pink!

PARTY RINGS! i love party rings

ooh yay party rings :excited i'll take like 5 - one of each colour

and I have lolly pops :)

Chupa Chups????? Is that how you spell it? Do you have any cola ones?! *doles out party rings*

*Nibbles on Carrot* Bloody food!! *Stamps on Muller Yogurt* *Kicks yogurt pot* Ooops!! *Points at Hollie*

no they are tescos but there are LOTS of them in cola, chocolate, lemon, strawbery, cherry and orange :)

What its not my fault muller randomly shove meat in their yougurts! Its put me off them a bit tbh! Here jess have some nice vegetarian candy floss!

*Shoves stick candy floss into mouth* Its quick sticky!! Nice though very nice!!

Let swim in a pool of ice cream! Yeah! Yeah!

*dives into ice cream pool* ITS FREEZING! Tasty though. Raspberry ripple!

i want a cookie dough ice cream bath yum!

*flip*

*Get out of ice cream pool and sits under the apple moon!*

*jumps into marshmallow tree* Its growing choclate coins!

*Sits on honeycone rock and dips feet into syrup river*
Where is everyone!

Maybe they drowned in the ice cream pool jessie. Gawd this is making me so hungry!!!
*eats some peppermint grass*

oh i like the sound of this place it's making me happy :)

Aww me too. Can we go and live there? I bet its all lit by fairy lights with coloured cocktails inside them and there are little delicate sugar butterflies fluttering about and half naked men serve you champagne on golden chocolate platters!!!

Or this could be a dream i had last thursday! :lol:

lol This is Jess's world....you havnt been to Unicorn play ground yet or Adult flicks valley...now there real fun!!
*Goes to Ginger Bread house to give Stephen a good seeing to* :rude

*rushes off in her pink Mini to adult flicks valley* just to...see the scenery you understand!

Ohh yeah i get you..there some lovley .. trees!?

Check out the dirty pictures under Man's Kissing Tree!!

yes i think we should and i will bring toblerone with me although I'm sure our lovely land will already have that anyway

There are toblerone mountains! With a swiss flag atop each one!

*settles under mans kissing tree*

*sets down helium balloooons and cake* Happy 10 000 posts Jess!

*Pick ice lollie daisy and settles into Stephen's lap while he reads dirty stories and shows a varity of images*
This is a good evening dont you think!

ooh there is a kissing tree :high

ooh look matthew perry *runs off and kisses his face off*