Argument Number One

"Im telling you, youre wrong!"

Mac looked up with a smile as Guy walked into the refreshments room and turned the kettle on.

"What am i wrong about?" Mac asked, resting his feet on the table and looking very relaxed, "About you being a tw*t, no Guy thats fact. Live with it."

Guy stuck his tongue out in response and poured boiling water into his mug, "Shut it Mac." He finished making his mug of coffee and sat down, "Youre wrong on the pronounciation of Potato. It IS Poh-tah-toh not Po-ta-toh."

Mac immediately glared at his friend, "Youre wrong Guy! Its Po-ta-toh! Not poh-tah-toh!"

Guy glared back at his friend, "I asked everyone in the hospital including a little girl with a head injury and everyone said its the way i pronounced it." He placed his mug of coffee on the table and sat back with a smug look on his face, "Its a fact, live with it."

In retaliation, Mac kicked the table, spilling Guys coffee everywhere.

"You gonna clean that up?" asked Guy, raising an eyebrow.

There was a brief pause then Mac, pouting slightly, nodded.

:D How much do i love Guy and Mac?

This much!
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Oh my that was funnii!!!! And Guy was right...lol I love pouty Mac!!

Yay, you have a new fic! :excited I love it already.

EDIT - 4000th post! :D

Ohhh err a pouty Mac - how strange :unsure:

yayness go sally for starting a new guy/mac fic :D :excited this makes me so very very happy

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Will there be slash? :rude

oh i bloody hope there will be :excited

I think Mac has a bit of a pout to him :D

I say poh-tay-to....is that normal?

Argument Number Two
"Im telling you, youre lying," Mac stated, flatly later that afternoon.

He and Guy were sitting in the refreshments room, having decided not to do any work unless absolutely necessary and which according to Mac was "tw*ttish behaviour". Hed also mentioned to Guy that if anyone found out he was gonna blame Guy for peer pressuring him into doing the tw*ttish act.

"Im not lying!" Guy looked affronted, "All Secretans are known to be able to do gymnastics."

"Prove it!" Mac challenged, placing his mug onto the coffee table and turning to face Guy, "Do a backflip or any gymnastics move you can!"

Guy, relishing the challenge, got to his feet, "Ill show you Macartney!"

To Macs disgust, Guy pulled off an impressive display of cartwheels.

"Showed you!" Guy smirked. As he was too busy gloating, he didnt look where he was going and walked knee first into the coffee table, "Aaagh!"

Mac began chuckling as Guy flung him a dirty look.

Once again the wonderfulness that is Guy is shown!

I love this fic :notworthy :notworthy :cookie have a cookie for your fabby work

:lol: love it! :high

Haha I love it! I always think their arguments are some of the best bits of Green Wing :)

I'm sure it is... in England, at least. Who says it differently from that? :blink:

Anyway, love these arguments, NGWF. I laughed out loud at the gymnastics, particularly the end. :lol: Great to find a silly, light-hearted fic. Please let us have some more. :D Your fics always rock. :notworthy

haha Guy wins again|!!

Loving this muchfully!!!

I do agree that Mac is rather pouty!

Sally I love this, Mac and Guy's arguments are officially the best bit of GW

YAY!!!! you wroted!!!!!

MAC AND GUY!!!! :D :D :D

i really, really miss their arguements so much.







....and slash *hint hint* :rude

OH note the coffee and tea references..... thats a slight clue it might turn into a slash fic... :D

Argument Number Three

"Youre wrong!" Guy glared at Mac the next day. Another furious argument had escalated between the two as they stood making coffee.

"Im not wrong," Mac said, keeping his voice calm which he knew irritated Guy when his Swiss friend got argumentative, "Its a truth universally acknowledged that the female population of this hospital would prefer to sleep with Boyce or me than you."

"Youre lying," Guy spluttered, "I fail to accept the fact that people would rather sleep with an Elephant Man than the God of Sex."

An attractive dark-haired woman walked in, lightly nudged Guy away from the kettle with her hip and set about making tea.

"Ah Doctor Todd," Mac smiled, "Who would you rather sleep with? Guy or me?"

Caroline took a chocolate digestive out of the packet and nibbled it, "If I wasnt married to Jake you mean?"

"Naturally," Mac responded.

"Or even now?" Guy piped up, hopefully, "Jake wouldnt have to find out."

Caroline, dunking her biscuit into her tea as she picked it up, shot Guy a half amused, half disgusted look, "Well, Mac is a very polite, pleasant man and is very attractive on top of that, Guy is - sorry for giving your vain friend a compliment Mac - a gorgeous womaniser who is an excellent kisser."

She finished her biscuit and took a gulp of tea before continuing, "I would have to say...... Id rather sleep with Mac. Just because I know Mac would call the next day and wouldnt be sleeping with another girl by midday."

She left the room as Guys mouth dropped open and he looked lost for words.

"One to me," Mac smirked.

A wet sponge hit him in the face.

Ohh nice touch making it a non Caro somthing fic.

Love it! :thumbsup

brilliant! :lol: :lol:

ooh caroline married jake - interesting :lol:

and she does have a point but i would still go for guy :D

as would I. Oh god im just going to be used my whole life! :lol: Yes i liked th married to jake bit as well. Refreshing

Errrr Caroline married to Jake :knockout


Does that mean I can have Mac then :wub:

Haha I love these! They always make me smile and are so believable...

YAY!!! JAKEY!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

there is NEVER anough jake in fics for my liking.

you just made me veery,veery happy hun.


FANKOO!!!!!

Oh, I love these!

And I note that you are looking at this thread NGWF...does that mean a post? :excited

Argument the Fourth

"What?!" Guy spluttered, choking on his tea.

Mac eyed his friend who was sitting beside him at his kitchen , wondering what hed said that made his friend want to choke himself to death on a mug of tea which was dripping from Guys mouth onto his freshly mopped kitchen floor. He soon found out.

"Youd prefer to go out on a date with a lawyer or anyone in a professional career like than out with Sienna Miller or Kate Moss?!" Guy exclaimed, "Man, are you INSANE?! Hell Id go for both for them! Theyre goddesses."

Mac rolled his eyes, "I disagree with you on that. Neither girl has the insanity that makes Sue so attractive or the kindness that Harriet has that makes Lyndon fall wildly in love with or even the quiet loyalty that Karen has that Martin keeps wanting to go back to her for. In my opinion, neither Kate Moss nor Sienna Miller are Miss Perfection and id prefer to go out with an intelligent, smart and witty woman. Someone like Caroline Todd for example."

"Shes married," Guy reminded him.

"Wouldnt stop you," Mac retorted.

"You have morals," Guy returned.

"Which you, Donkey, are lacking in."

"And proud of it," Guy smirked, "A threesome with Sienna and Kate..."

"I dont want to say this but... even theyre too good for you," Mac said, in one simple statement finishing the argument. Or so he thought.

"No theyre not, theyd die at the chance to sleep with me."

Mac, shaking his head, took a gulp of tea and kicked Guy.

Ha love it!! Every time you update it's like another snippet of the real thing and I love that you're updating it so often!! Thanks :D

This is such an entertaining fic. LOVE IT! I particularly liked the fact that Caroline is married to Jake. B) She's insane to choose Mac over Guy but you can't make some people see sense. :rolleyes: :P :ph43r:

This is brill, NGWF.

Awww he looovvees her he wants to kissssss her.

Sorry. This is gr8 writing!!!! More silver plate :hidden

Would have said GUY but i think everyone know i and Caroline whould say that really!

lol Guy is an amazing kisser!!!!!!


lol Loving all the banter!!..Mac would go for Sienna Miller even i would!

Argument the Fifth

"Thats not true!" Mac looked shocked.

"Unfortunately it is," Guy opened his fridge and chucked Mac a can of Guiness, "People are beginning to think cos were arguing so often these days theres some spark between us."

"Thats ridiculous!" Mac opened his can and took a gulp, "I mean people are used to us being argumentative, competitive pricks when were together. That doesnt mean we secretly like each other!"

"Exactly!" Guy nodded, "I mean i cant stand your company!" That statement wasnt entirely true. Prior to their week of arguments the two hadnt spent much time together unless they were in the hospital but now everyday the two would voluntarily go to the others flat for a drink or two and to argue some more.

"The feeling is mutual," Mac smiled, "I couldnt ask for a worse best friend. One who tried to steal Caro off me wouldnt get awards."

Guy grinned, "Unless its an Oscar for Best Actor. I mean id so get Best Actor. I mean the amount of effort i put in pretending to like you..... Youd get Best Supporting Actor."

"Oh wrong-o!" Mac put down his drink and swung his legs off the sofa to rest on Guys coffee table so Guy could sit down beside him, "Youre my supporting act, im the greater actor."

"Tuh, youre so deluded," Guy shook his head, "It must be the result of the coma."

Mac, smiling, didnt respond to this but took another gulp of his beer.

I love this so much! They're like a little slice of Green Wing :) I love the bit about Guy winning best actor for pretending to be Mac's friend!!

Oh My God!! Kiss..rip each other clothes off, making passionate love...or you know just kiss!!

YAY!!!! :D :D :D


my slashy senses are tingling....



:excited :excited :excited

LOVE this and love you for writing it!!!

oh gosh this is totally ledgendary i love it :) I just can't wait for the slashyness :D

*screams*
kiss guy mac! god damn it!
:phwoar
or more...
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Argument with Caroline 1
"You must be joking!" Guy spluttered.

Caroline mopped up Guys chin which had flecks of tea running down it, "Youre a big kid and no im not joking!"

She sat down again and looked at him with a calm expression on her face, "Just be a man for once. You like Mac dont you?"

Guy said nothing and took a gulp of tea. He was quiet for so long that Caroline thought he was never going to reply and then in the softest voice she had ever heard him use, he said, "No."

"Guy!" Caroline smiled, "Its okay if you do like him!"

"But i dont," Guy replied.

"Yes you do."

"I dont honestly!"

Caroline said nothing but raised an eyebrow, knowing Guy would snap.

"Ok fine," Guy said, softly, "yes i like Mac."

Caroline grinned. She had won the argument.

Of course he likes Mac ;) I forgot how much I enjoyed Caroline/Guy banter - almost asmuch as Guy/Mac banter! :) Glad you carried on!

:yeeay :phwoar

HUZZAH!!!!!

I'm now cheered up. THANKS SALLY!!!!!!

#Guy likes Ma-ac
I was ri-ight
Guy likes Ma-ac
I was Ri-ight#

B) i'm cool.