The place seemed cold and dark. It was actually rather warm and light nothing seemed quite right now though. Guy though to himself for a bit. He thought that his life was actually much better now Caroline was gone. He didn’t hate her or anything. She just got a bit boring after a while. Guy wanted to keep his supposed ‘’sex god’’ reputation instead of seeming a guy that wanted to settle down. That was the last thing he wanted.

Caroline: Look at that sun.
Mac: Looking at the sun is bad for your eyes.
Caroline: I didn’t mean look straight at it.
Mac: Yeah, I know you didn’t. What about it anyway?
Caroline: It just looks quite pretty up in the sky.
Mac: Up in the sky is where I’ll be soon.
Caroline: Don’t talk like that.
Mac: But it’s true. You’ve gotta face the fact that I’m dieing.
Caroline: I already have. Just because I can face it doesn’t mean I like the fact.
Mac: Neither do I. But ive kinda got over it.
Caroline: Got over the fact you’re gonna leave me behind?
Mac: No. Guy said he’s gonna get you back as soon as I’m dead anyway.
Caroline: He won’t though. I hope. Have you spoke to him recently?
Mac: Last month. Loads of music in the background. And screaming. Sounded fun.
Caroline: Pretending to have a party full of girls again. Clever!
Mac: Actually he denied being at a party. Bit odd.
Caroline: Very odd.

Everyone else was at work… Not working of course.

Statham and Joanna had been out at sea for a few weeks now. They decided that hiring a boat might have been easier than killing themselves.
Joanna: I wish I’d killed myself now.
Or maybe not…
Alan: But now were f f free my sexy darling. Away from everything.
Joanna: Yes but where the bloody hell are we going to end up!?
Alan: France maybe. Hemsby?
Joanna: Hemsby? Never heard of it.
Alan: It’s in Great Yarmouth. Just imagine. You and I watching the sea of good old Britain.
Joanna: As it comes right over our heads soaking us to the skin?
Alan: o o oh ok, maybe not.
Joanna: All the seagull shit.
Alan: Yes…
Joanna: All the annoying amusement tunes.
Alan: Jo..
Joanna: All the caravans. Hate the sight of caravans now.
Alan: Where have you seen a caravan? We are in the b b bloody middle of nowhere!

oh i love the start of this fic it's lovely - I can't wait for more :D

:lol: oooh brill :)

more soon please :)

Now this I like. Me likes a lot :eehee

hahaha.
aww this is great :)

Guy looked back at the blonde girl in his bed. She was asleep. And snorting slightly…
He liked this life….until now. Even if he didn’t miss Caroline he still wanted to find someone really. The girl in the bed wasn’t gonna be her. She looked about 17. He’d slept with his mum so he thought he may aswell.He was still hung over and had to get into work soon.
Guy: Erm… whatever your name is! Could you wake up please?
Blonde girl: Uh?
Guy: Yeah. Get out. Now! Shoo!

Mac and Caroline were in caro’s car on their way to work. Since that morning Mac was having really bad headaches. They both knew why but didn’t want to admit it. Caroline was slightly regretting marring Mac but every time she thought that she just wanted to hold him.
Mac: Wanna put the radio on?
Caroline: I didn’t want to make your headache worse.
Mac: Nah. It’s ok.
Caroline: I don’t really want to put it on anyway.
Mac put on a slight smile.
Caroline knew Mac was reaching the end faster than anyone thought but she wouldn’t ever dare say it. She needed someone to talk to but she knew she couldn’t talk about this to Mac. Angela had gone. Sue would just patronise her. She didn’t really know any of the office girls. Not even Joanna. No one knew where she was anyway… One thing was for sure. It wasn’t going to be Guy. Just as Caroline was mid-think Mac blurted out the words she didn’t really wanna hear.

Guy made his way to work…….on a horse. It made him feel quite big. Just like his crown of confidence.
Guy couldn’t help but think that the hospital was starting to get a bit depressing so he decided that today he was gonna cheer everyone in the hospital up.

Mac: I’m gonna die really soon aren’t I?
Caroline: Oh god…

aww nooo poor mac :( :(

great fic tho :)

Maisie read the rules! NO KILLING MAC!!

But I love it!

I think youve become a bit confused about Guys attitude towards Caroline, the love of his life ;) Okay just kidding, tis very good

OK I love the Guy stuff - brilliant. But please please please note that MAC IS NOT ALLOWED TO DIE IN FAN FICS. Thank you. :bangh

Are those rules actually real? Ive never seen them. :D You needn't worry.

Caroline left Mac in the car and went into the hospital, as soon as she did she saw Guy coming her way. She stopped and waited for him to come up to her and try and kiss her or lick her something but he didn't. He didn't even say hi or look at her. He just... ignored her. Caroline didn't think she would be that bothered. Maybe he didn’t notice her she thought. She followed Guy to the drinks machine and stood behind for a while waiting for him to turn round and say hello.

Mac sat in the car with his head on the dashboard. People walking past looked in the car and wondered what he was doing. Some people even opened the door and asked how he was but he ignored them. This wasn’t like Mac at all.
He started to dream himself into a deep sleep. The voices of passing people around him started to turn into screeching sounds and squeaky dog toys. The cars driving around sounded like brain piercing bullets crashing through his head. Suddenly Caroline popped up in his dream. The bullet cars followed her on the roads of air and terror. She couldn’t get away, on one of the bullet cars guy’s face appeared. Caroline was running through flashing lights and longggggg coloured lines. Then a sharp shining thing sliced through his dreaming leading it into blackness. Next he saw himself lying on a bed, people standing around him. At that moment he drifted of into nothingness and the sounds faded…

Guy turned and saw Caroline standing in front of him with an awkward smile.
He had been trying to ignore her he didn’t want her to get pissed off with him too early on in the day.
Guy: Erm… see you in theatre.
Caroline: Yeah. Will do.
Guy walked off towards some blonde nurse leaving Caro with a surprising smile.

This is one of those fics where I have just no idea of where it's going to go. *thinks* Nope, I really can't guess. This means, of course, that I can't wait to find out... (hint, hint)

Seriously, is it officially a proper rule that Mac isn't allowed to die in any fics?

Yes it is official that Mac isn't allowed to die in fics because I get very upset and I can turn nasty :evilcomp

But at the moment I am trying to stay calm and tell myself that in the last installment Mac hasn't just died, but is very ill and near death, and I'm now waiting for a miracle to come along.

I am quite worried that Caroline just went off and left Mac in the car, why, why.......... ? If it was me, I wouldn't let me out of my sight. :wub:

exactly what i am doing.

great stuff though :)

Caroline nipped loo and went straight back to Mac in the car. When she got there he looked fast asleep but Caroline checked him anyway.
Caroline: Mac? Mac, are you OK now? Mac? Wake up.
Caroline got worried very quickly and screamed for a nurse. No one could hear her so she ran straight into the hospital.
Caroline: Some one help quick!
Guy saw her from across the room and ran to her.
Guy: What’s up?
Caroline: Mac won’t wake up.
Guy: Well where is he?
Caroline: In the car, in my usual space.
Guy: Guy grabbed the nurse he was talking to and ran straight out to Mac.
As soon as they got there they looked through the windscreen. Guy couldn’t see because the sun was reflecting in his eyes. But he could see that both doors were open and weirdly of all Mac wasn’t there…

Joanna and Statham were still on there hired boat.
Joanna: The guy we hired this boat from is never going to get it back.
Alan: Why d d does that amuse you?
Joanna: I’ve got no idea. I must just be very cruel.
Alan: Hhmm, yes. That’s probley it.
Joanna: I wonder how everyone is getting on at that dreaded hospital. Like Boyce.
Alan thought of Boyce. And was slightly surprised by the fact he missed Boyce. Of course he wouldn’t admit he missed Boyce though. Not even to himself.
Alan: Yes, Not that I care about any of them. Especially not Boyce.
Joanna: Not even a tiny bit?
Alan: No. He’s a knob.
Joanna: A knob? Just a knob?
Alan: Yes. Why?
Joanna: Well usually you would have put a load of words in between the a and knob that no one understands. Unless that was just to annoy Boycie.
Alan: I DON’T MISS BOYCE!
Joanna: Touchy…

Caroline did a fast waddley run up to the car.
Caroline: Where is he? Oh my god, he’s been kidnapped.
Guy: The correct word is ginger-napped.
Caroline: Seriously Guy. Where is he?
Guy: I seriously don’t know. He wasn’t there when I ran up.
Nurse: I’m sure he’ll be fine.
Caroline: He’s dieing! Of course he won’t be fine.
Nurse: I was just trying to be nice.
Caroline: Well I don’t need a nice-isity.
Nurse: Calm down.
Caroline: Calm down!!?
Guy: Woah! Break it up ladies. ….. Actually on second thoughts don’t.

hahah that made me laugh so much. waddle haha.

ohh where iiiiiiiiis he?! :(

ooh i hope they find mac soon :cry i hope he's ok

i love this maisie! and I love alan and joanna it's ledge well done hunny!

He's with me I've kidnapped him, I mean how dare Caroline leave him all alone in the car like that :rolleyes:

hehe I like the Nice-isity bit :thumbsup

Ooh, I think that was the best instalment yet. I was like this: :jawdrop when we discover he's gone. OMG, has he actually been 'ginger-napped'?! What's happening? TELL US!!!

LOVED your Alan and Joanna scene, particularly

:lol:

I cannot wait to see what happens now.

After Caroline had nearly all her hair yanked out in the fight with the nurse, her and Guy looked around the very large car park for Mac but couldn’t see him anywhere.
Caroline: Maybe he went into the hospital.
Guy: I suggested that about half an hour ago.
Caroline: Yeah I know. Let’s have a look. Y’know this is all a bit daft. Of course he’s in the hospital.
Guy: Now you’ve said that he won’t be.
Caroline: What do you mean?
Guy: Well imagine you’ve been invited to a party and you decide to go only you think it’s gonna be shit. When you go it turns out to be great, but if you thought it would be really fun when you turn up it would be godamn boring.
Caroline: Oh. So Mac will definitely NOT be in there.
Caroline winked at Guy at the end of the sentence.
Guy: Yeah don’t wink otherwise it won’t work.

Boyce had heard about Caroline losing Mac so he went on a search of his own to find Mac before they did so he could charge them money to tell them where Mac was.
He wandered around the hospital and ended up in the girls’ office. The place looked like a jungle. There was no sign of anyone. Everyone knew Joanna was gone but where were the office girls.
Suddenly Boyce heard a voice. A distant help…

Alan and Joanna were completely lost. Alan was starting to grow a beard. So was Joanna.
Joanna: I need a bath. I know its sounds strange coming from me but I hate being dirty.
Alan: W ww we are in a land of water.
Joanna: And?
Alan: Why don’t you have a bath in there?
Joanna: Because I’m worried I might get eaten! Where are we anyway?
Alan: In the middle of the sea. Somewhere….
Joanna: That helps a lot. We’re going to die aren’t we? Lost in miles and miles of never ending water….
Alan: Hang on… Is that a ship?!

Eep where's Mac? He'd better be ok...love this fic!!