Hey people. I had an idea in science of a text message fic. If everyone takes a character, (Ich bin Caroline) and sends a text to any of the other characters. Assume they all have phones. Dosn't have to be in text lang. but it is optional. PM me with who you want to be.


XX Gabixxx

Good morrow! Ok this is the list of people so far.

Mac Macismygod
Caroline SLG (aka me)
Boyce Dr Baroline Todd
Angela: Emmy 33
Martin: Claire_orange_7

Keep PMing and do it fast!

xxGabixx

To:Guy
From:Caro

Hi. Bring Wine ova. Nw

xC (not in the way u think)

To: Caroline
From: Guy

You must be reading my mind, just got two bottles of Bollinger and a bottle of Scotlands finest. Do you wnat me to get a chinese or just some fine Swiss chocolate. Kisses .

to:Guy
from:Caro

Yes. And more wine. You got the cards?
x C

To: Caroline
From: Guy

Well i only have enough cash on me for the takeway and choclate or more wine, it's your choise. Cards, theres a pack under my bed, another in the kitchen draw, some in the magazine rack, and some in the draws at the front door..you wana play strip pocker! Winks X

to:Guy
from:Caro

No stripping! Not in my house lodger boy. And I think you should talk to someone about you gambeling problem. And btw went under your bed and found some pretty intressting stuff...

MORE WINE!

xC

To: Mac
from: Holly

boo guess who loves you xxxxxxxx

To: Caroline
From: Guy

You better not read through my stuff, its personal, and before you ask its a journal, not a diary, im planning on writing a book okay and the other stuff, look just leave it, please.
Brough three bottles of vodka, found 50p got you a bar of Galaxy, i know i'm so thoughtful.
. More Kisses .

to:Guy
from:caro

Oh thanks. And I have the shot glasses ready. Hurry up. Why is the fridge full of bananas?

And we are gonna talk about what is under your diary. I will never EVER wear that.

no kisses for u Caro

To: Caroline
From: Guy

Banana's, i can't remember exactly, something to hightening sex drive.
Did you find the black lacey thing or is that what your objecting to, its that or the leather! And any way you shouldnt really my diary, journal, its private.
But i miss you kisses!

To: Guy
From: Boyce

Wen u gonna pay me back for all those bananas I got off the market 4 u? B xx

To: Boyce
From: Guy

Can you wait a till friday, i just brough aload of wine and stuff for Caroline.
Whats with teh kisses. Poof!

To: Guy
From: Boyce

U luv it. xxxxxxxx

To: Boyce
From: Guy

Stop it. I really don't. Its just giving me the creeps. Should you be saving your kisses for that girl with the tits or Dr. Statham.

To: Guy
From: Boyce

U've just given me a brilliant idea. Hav 2 go 2 path lab - get some oestrogen for a certain radiologist ;) love, sex and kisses xxxxxxx

To: Boyce
From: Guy

Your discusting! If your pranking him tell me how it goes, if not im not sure i want to know. Guy

To: Guy
From: Boyce

Double D ;)

To: Boyce
From: Martin

Boybe, how home is predictive text, cut how ban i change the wores, i love my nex shone. Marvin.










not sure if a translation was needed or not, so i thought i would add it.
Translastion: Boyce, how good is predictive text, but how can i change the words. i love my new phone. Martin

to:Guy
from:Caro

No. Not the black lacy thing. That was rather nice. The stange other leather thing. You know with the HUGE PENIS on the front!!

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to:Martin
from:Caro

Stop sending me penis enlargment emails!

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to:Boycie
from:Caro

If it was you who sent 500 bananas to my house, come and take them away. Now.

To: Caroline
From: Guy

That thing doesnt belong to me, its was there when i moved in, i though it was your thats why i didnt bring it up. Im not into that sort of thing. Kisses and maybe more!! x

To: Holly
From: Mac

My mum?

To: Caro
From: Mac

i cnt find ne of the notes u wer suppsd 2 hav written on the guy with the funni arm that we operatd on 2day

Dr Mac

To: Guy
From: Mac

pub? 7 o'clock... i'll buy the drinks

Mac

To: Mac
From: Guy
Today is International Disadvantaged Peoples Day. Plaese send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, or occasionally shit yourself. You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special. Guy


To: Martin
From: Guy
Today is International Disadvantaged Peoples Day. Plaese send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, or occasionally shit yourself. You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special. Guy

To: Martin
From: Mac

D'u by any chance no wt happend 2 those comic books that were left in lost property.
only apparently the receptionist saw them stuffing them up ur shirt.
The thing is, they were for my little nephew.
Pub? 7 o'clock

Mac
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To: Boyce
From: Mac

hiya boyce
d'u fanci coming to the pub tonight 7 o'clock?

Mac

[group text]
To: Guy, Martin, Boyce, Angela, Dr Caroline
From: Dr Macartney

Friends are like bumcheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick 2gether. Send this 2 all your bumcheeks. x

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To: Dr Caroline
From: Mac

Shit, didn't mean to send you that text. not very proffesional

Dr Mac

To: Martin
From: Boycie

Duck off, Marv ;) Boyceman




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To: Caro
From: Boycie

Would I do such a thing? I swear, it's almost like you don't trust me. Bxx

To: Mac
From: Guy

Eugh!! Poof, i dont want to talk about the stuff you get up to in public toilets..Poof!!

To: Caroline
From: Guy

Caroline hunny can you pick me up, im at Swiss avenue. The Taxi compant wont answer my calls and all the drives have a picture saying dont let this man on, i dont know why. Please hurry im cold, and i might have to drink the wine!! x Hugs and Kisses x

To: mac
from: Holly

No guess again you very hot man xxxxx

To: Holly
From: Mac

My dad?

Mac
p.s. how did u get my number?

To: Mac
From: Holly

Of course it's nt ur dad y would ur dad call u hot? and I hav methods - u should kno this - once u know who this is xxxx

To: Boyce
From: Martin

But im afraid of ducks!




To: Mac
From Martin:
Noooooo! 1 dn't tke em, neway i hd red em b4 so i gave em 2 BC. BTW do u lik mi riting? im gettn gud!




To: Guy
From: Martin
i dont like the windows anymore! i always knew you and i were special friends! since i drank your wee anyway!




To: Caroline
From: Martin
oops that was meant for Guy, just our lil joke. yours is large enough i would think... not that i have though... wait.. SH*T!

to:Guy
from:Caro

Stop ignoring me! I have been driving past you for an hour... I am bored and hungry and very hrny. Now hurry up.

xxCaro

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to:Guy
from:Caro

Sorry that was ment to say hungry...

xxCaro

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to:Dr Macartney
from: Caro

I happened to find the bum cheek thing v. funny. And you can call me Caroline if you want.

And I gave the notes on the man with the metal arm to Martin. He said he would take care of them
Caroline Todd

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to:Martin
from: Caro

Well it's not funny.

To: MAc
From: Martin

Caro gave me notes on a man with a metal arm, do you reckon you could make one for my arm? out of adamantion steel so that i could be wolverine?

TO: Mac
FROM: Angela

Thanks for that really thoughtful text about bumcheeks Mac, I feel privileged.

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TO: Caro
FROM: Angela

Caro! I was wondering if you still have that spare room in your house becuase me and Li-Li have broken up and although you're obviously not my first choice of roomate I thought it was a satisfactory arrangement last time. xxx

To: Mac
From: Sue

Hollys phone may have accidently found its way to my desk and i possibly found the texts she sent you. If you want, i could have her dead faster than you can say Suewhitestheoneforme. Think it over. xxxxxx

To: Martin
From: Sue

Dopey, please learn how to use a fucking phone and stop sending me texts addressed to your Aunt Dorothy or i will be forced to eat you.

To: Guy
From: Martin

I'm not playing anymore, guyball is stupid and i cant get the topmiler off my head now!!


To: Sue
From: Martin

please stop sticking up my photo with the words king of the elves written on it, i know it was you, its not funny


To: Mac
From: Martin
CODE 431 (topmiler cellotaped onto my head AGAIN) HELP!

To: Martin
From: Sue

Its not meant to be funny, its informative. Your ears are too pointy to be human. And i saw you cast a spell on Angela. I know. I saw what you did Your Majestical Minatureness.