Guy sat his strumming his fingers on a table in the pub waiting for Mac to return with some more drinks. He looked around him and grinned and finished his drink and eyed up the other empty glasses on the table.
“What are you so happy about?” Mac returned, sitting down next to Guy. Guy put his arm around Mac and slurred, “Well, I can sense one lucky person in here will have the privilege of experiencing the “Guy Love” tonight!” Guy clapped his hands in the air and took a big gulp of his Guinness.
“Right.” Mac rolled his eyes. “Do you have your eye on anyone yet?” Mac sighed.
“No, no but it’s still the early hours!” Guy finished off his pint. “I think I want another drink.” Guy stood up, holding onto the table for support. “And a whiz!” He ran, stumbling in the direction of the toilets, bumping into several people.

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Meanwhile outside, it was pouring with rain. Two figures approached the pub, one looking down at the floor covering up his hair.
“Oh God. My hair is going to be ruined.” The one in the cowboy boots said as he started to speed up this pace.
“Is that all you care about? Your hair? I’ve got an operation in a few days which I’m terrified about and all you can think about is the volume of your hair?” The other one said.
“No not just that, my flares are getting soaked too!” A flash of lightning made him jump. “Can we hurry up please?” He said, attempting to run in his boots.

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Mac stared at the glasses on the table in front of him and waited for Guy to come back for the toilets, which seemed like forever. His phone rang and it was Caroline.
“Called to I love you say!” Mac laughed because he could tell Caroline was tipsy. Caroline was at home with Martin because he had failed his exams yet again and she thought it would be best if he got completely wasted.
“I love you more.” Mac replied and he heard some fumbling noises at the other end of the phone.
“Sorry I fell over. A whoopsie daisy! See you laters!” And she hung up.
There was a loud bang at the entrance of the pub, when the man wearing the cowboy boots slammed the door quickly and yelled out, “Has anyone got a mirror? It’s an emergency!”
The crowd in the bar went silent.

Eeek I love it already! Two of the craziest programmes ever merged into one and some lovely Caromacness in there as well for good measure! Please update soon!

eee aw haha i love it!!
haha vince. can just imagine it

YAY!!! :D

why do i have a very bad feeling that Guy is going to try and get off with vince?

but, Vince is spot on, and why is Howard having an operation? is it life-threatening?

DON'T MAKE HOWARD DIE!!!! :sob :sob

lottie i thought the same thing

but this rules already! yay go emma :D

Ohhh i love it!! I love it!!

:lol:
thankies for your comments :D

i've had a lot of ideas for this hehe.

:lol: :rude ...

*giggles*

I haven't seen much of the Boosh, but this looks to rock.

:lol: Will there be singing?

Oh emma, please write some songs...*pleads*

singing?!
tsk! of course there will be :P :lol:
im going to try and fit some of the songs that they sing in it somehow :P

Mac looked around him and saw some people sniggering at the man who wanted the mirror and he gave a small whimper. The guy standing next to him was looking at the floor due to embarrassment.
“Why don’t you carry a mirror with you?” The man said through gritted teeth.
“I didn’t know it was going to be pissing it down did I? Oh god this is a unhappy day for Nicky Clarke.”
“Why don’t you just go to the loos instead of making a huge scene?”
“The loos? In here? No thanks. Likely to be skanky and there will a terrible smell that makes you think just how many dead monkeys are crammed behind the radiators.” He whispered back.
“What are you on about?” He looked at him with a confused look on this face.
Mac approached them holding his helmet, “I don’t have a mirror but I have this.” he said handing his helmet.
“Oh genius mate!” He quickly took out some hairspray and a comb and a few moments later, his hair had returned to its normal state. “Thanks.” He said handing Mac’s helmet back, “I’m Vince Noir.”
“I’m Howard. Howard Moon.” He said, holding out his hand to Mac.
“Moon… I recognise that name,” Mac said shaking Howard’s hand. “Are you having an op in a few days?”
“Yes. Yes I am.”
“Right. I’m Dr. Macartney, but call me Mac.”
“I’m going to get some drinks. Do you want anything?” Vince asked Mac.
“I’m ok cheers.”
“Oh come on mate let me get you a drink, you saved my hair!”
“Alright then. Guinness thanks.”
“Guinness? I’m getting you a flirtini!”

Haha fantastic stuff and Mac's helmet saves the day. But why oh why is Howard having an op?? All the characters are spot on it's hilarious! Please update soon! :)

thanks :)
all will be revealed soon... :ph43r:

:lol: That made me laugh so much!!

:lol: Yay for the wonderness of Mac's magic helmet.

More silverplait

hee..flirtini...

second bestest drink, best being Baileys from a shoe...

*laughs hysterically at own joke*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i heart old gregg....

:lol:
ahh i love Old Gregg too! He's a legend :P :lol:
"You seen my downstairs mix-up. How's that for a first date?"
:roflmao

MAAAAAAAN-GIIIIIIIINA!!!!!!!!






..........it had to be done. :D

:lol:
indeed it did haha.

"I'm going to hurt you."
"What?"
"I like you."

:lol:

:lol:

do you prefer first or second series?

ee i don't know! i love them both!
what about you?

i do miss Bob Fossil a bit though in series 2 haha :lol:

Ohh, this is mad! :D

cheers for your comments :)

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Guy made his way back to the table slowly, falling over a few times.
“Whose this then?” he said, clinging onto Mac for support when he sat down. “Haven’t seen her around before.”
“Who?” Mac asked looking around him. Guy nodded in the direction of Vince.
“Oh.” Mac started to laugh.
“What’s so funny?” Guy slurred.
“Nothing. Nothing don’t worry about it.” Mac bit his lip to prevent him from laughing. “You were a long time.”
“Mmphh.” Guy muttered.
“Pardon?”
“Mmphh!” Guy muttered back louder and slammed his head down on the table.
“Flirtinis!” Vince shouted as he returned back to the table with Howard.
“Whose he?” Howard asked Mac quietly.
“Gay-”
“GUY” Guy muffled.
“Sorry, Guy Secretan.”
“No, you’re doing it all wrong!” Guy lifted his head up from the table and looked at Vince. “Dr. Guy Secretan. It’s Swiss.” He winked.
“Sorry what? Secretion?” Vince gave a small laugh.
“No, SecreTAN.” Guy emphasised, “Swiss.”
“You said already. I’m Vi-” Vince was cut off when Guy quickly wrapped his arms around Vince and kissed him intensely.
Mac started to laugh and Howard spat his drink out. They could hear mumbles coming from Vince and he tried to push away, shoving his hands on Guy’s face. Guy pulled away and grinned as Vince came nose to nose with him. “Oh back for more are we?” He whispered.
“Guy this is Vince. He’s Howard’s friend.” Mac interrupted.
Guy swiftly sat back. “What? He? Are you tell me I kissed a guy?” Guy slapped his cheek.
“You’re lucky I haven’t got my Nicky Clarke’s with me!”
“Nicky Clarke?”
“Straighteners.” Vince stood up and lifted up his top and showed Guy his scar. “Nicky Clarke hottest you can get. Fell asleep on them while I was pissed. I’d be careful next time Gay Secretan.”
“It’s Guy.” He said through gritted teeth. Vince got up and moved round to sit away from Guy. “And you are?” Guy asked pointing at Howard.
“Howard Moon. Jazz maverick. Novelist. Cyclist. Rider of the penny-farthing. Stamp collector.” Vince said.
“And who exactly are you?” Guy slurred at Vince. “I know you’re not a girl.”
“Vince Noir - Electro poof.” Howard said quickly.
“Oh so you are a poof? So you came onto me then so that’s alright then you forced me to kiss you.” Guy gave a sigh of relief.
“No. I’m not a poof.” Vince said. “Goth fairy, fancy vampire, and I’m King of the Mods.” Vince said looking proud.
“Guy stop kidding yourself, you kissed another guy.” Mac said patting him on the back.
“No I didn’t and in, in. in my defence, he looks like a girl anyway. Just like you ginger nuts.”
“Spoon face.” Mac coughed.
“What did you say? Such a wanker.”
“Yeah I know you are. You’ve finally admitted it! Congratulations.” Mac started to clap.
“No, I meant you, you, you pale faced yoghurt slinger.” Guy muttered.
“That is possibly the worst insult I have ever heard in my life.” Vince snorted.
Mac looked at his watch. “Well I’d better be off now. Early start tomorrow. Nice to meet you both. See you later.” Mac attempted to get up but Guy tugged on his shirt. “Yes?”
“You can’t leave me here on my own with these freaks!” Guy whispered as he constantly kept his eyes on Howard and Vince.
Mac rolled his eyes and sighed, “Let go of me.” Mac attempted to move again but Guy still clung onto his shirt.
“No!” Guy slurred.
“Look there’s a blonde girl wearing a skimpy outfit!” Guy quickly let go and looked around him hastily, not realising that Mac had legged it out of the pub.
“Where? Mac- Oh you fucker!” Guy sighed and shrunk down in his chair realising that Mac had lied and that he had left.

:lol: I love Guy's 'No you're doing it wrong!'

hehe i love the using Macs helemts as mirror!!! :lol:

Haha Guy kissed him!!!!

lol i love the bit about falling asleep on his straightners!! this is quality!

This is sooo fantastic and, bizarrely, so believable. It seems as if Mighty Boosh and Green Wing should get together for some sort of special episode. Now that would be the craziest show ever aired on television...

I say that ALL the time to my sister.....hee...nicky clark..


and to answer your question pingu, i think the first series had the better sketches (the tundra rap being one, the kangaroo fight being another), and series two had the better stories (nanageddon and old gregg and milky Joe and the yetis and and.....erm, OH! the crunch......wait... that was nanageddon....)

and i do miss Bob fossil in the 2nd series.


'note to self.....pocket cup.'

and

'that's why I don't like cricket'

being two of the best lines to come out of the boosh.


and isn't Vince also a french dandy or summat? i think it was in series 1 episode 1.

hehe :lol:
yeahhh i agree!
ahaha SABOO YOU SLAG!
This is an outrage!

ahh Bob is a legend hehe & his dance oh my fucksie :P
oooh im not suree

apologies for putting these here, pingu, but i love these icons so much!





hee.. :D

:lol: that's alright!
ahaha THE CRUNCH! i love it how Tony says it :P
i have a load of Boosh icons do you want me to send you some?

YES! yesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!!

but you have to send it to xPL, cos i have no PM priveledges

whee yay haha cant wait to find out what happens
ohh my i love tony harrison
"this is an outrage!"

:lol:
you know nothing of the crunch!

Loads of that was improv

Sorry about the lack of update! I've been quite busy recently!
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Mac walked into his flat, threw his keys on the table and sat down on his sofa and closed his eyes. He jerked when there was a loud knock at his door. He got up and walked over to the door and the knocking turned into a loud bang. Mac quickly opened the door and saw Guy in a heap on the floor.
“Oh for God’s sake.” Mac mumbled.
“The door’s open!” Guy slurred and he started to laugh, he attempted to get up, but he fell back down again.
“And you are here because?” Mac asked, helping Guy up.
“Cos a. I didn’t want to stay with those twats and b. I lost my car.”
“Well you shouldn’t be driving in this state anyway.” Mac rolled his eyes and directed Guy over to his sofa.
“Nah it’s alright. I’ll crash in there.” Guy stumbled over to Mac’s room and slammed the door behind him. Mac walked over to the door, “Why aren’t you at home?”
“Cos I couldn’t be arsed to walk back and your flat is closer neways.” Guy muffled.
Mac turned off the lights and made his way back to his sofa and flopped down on it. He stared at the ceiling and he flinched when he heard Guy throwing up.
“You’d better be in the fucking bathroom!” Mac yelled.
“Hmhm.” Guy grunted.

Haha I love it!! :lol: You have the characters spot on as always - please add more soon...

:lol:
poor mac!

:lol: I love this fic it's fab - but yes poor mac - typical Guy throwing up everywhere teehe!

aww yay heheh cant wait to hear what happens to vince and howard