I'll start with posting the previous poems!!

I would like a date with a mystery doctor from East Hampton Because.....

I'll give you a clue,
It's not just, cos im blue.
A new mystery!
Can't find a word that rhyme's!
In these thoughtful times.
I'm no liar!!
I know what i desire.
I hurt my knee.
I need a Doctor, not a Bee.
Can i have this mystery man?
I don't like that yellow van!
It's hard to think of words that go,
Don't get me wrong im no ho.
My pen says 'Human Resources',
Maybe i'll take some cookery courses.
I'll buy some new hair,
I don't want to look like a bear!
I bound,
Around, around, around, around!!
Will his hair be curly?
Don't worry i'm not looking for no Liz Hurley.
I'll give you my Curly Wurly!
Fairy wings!
These tiny things?
Thank you for reading, please start believing.

Did you see that?
I live in a purple hat!
Why don't you come and stay?
I made it out of golden hay.
I don't play with boys,
only magical toys.

Theres a mushroom, flowers
Vicky's brownies hold magic powers!
Cookies for Rookies
Room 101, Room 102
Did Caroline flush the loo?

A kiss
Did he say swiss?
Cheese.....Please!
She hasn't read the flicks
Ros's shoe's are made of bricks.

What on earth goes on in your head?
I dont know its still in bed
Maybe i should,
What? Little Red Riding Hood

Pratical Jokes,
hurt more than pokes
Dreams,
Sunflower beams
Crazy,
and a little lazy!

yay i'm looking forward to this now :D you have to keep writing these they truely rock :D

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......this is probably the weirdest thing i have ever read. Ever.

..... :notworthy Tis FANTASTIC!!!!

Hobo, Hobo
I know someone called Jobo
Wild, Wild
I like my curry mild
Rain, Rain
We caught a train
Kne'nore Kne'nore
Been to the seashore
Bird, Bird
Ha! You trodd in turd!


Childish i know!!

Wow I'm glad the first one was rejected by WWDW for the competition :ph43r: I'm just full of admiration for anyone who can write poetry, even the childish ones :thumbsup

Yay! The childish ones do it for me :lol:

'inspired by Bingle' - that's me that is!!!

Jess when you publish your first book of poetry, just remember that it all started here...

Very strange, very surreal, very random, and very wonderful!

Hey! You used my title!

*dances around in circles*

LOVE THEM ALL.

JESSMINDA IS A GENIUS.

oh jessex these rule! :high

I have a book of poetry - it' crap and a lot of it may sound a bit too bitter so I don't think I'll share it with you

unless i can think of a gw one hmm :blink:

can't wait for more of these jessex!

Haha my mum said i should send them to a publisher, but to be fair she's not read them so she doesnt know what shes talking about!!!
Did this one last night not sure about it!!

Making a cup of coffee,
I'd rather have that toffee,
Its chewy
Does anyone have a cat called Lewie?
If only,
I had a pink pony.
Green wing you've got mail,
Maybe i've gone of the rail.
Bittersweet moon
I'll sing your pretty tune.
Bring that Red head,
back from the dead.
Your song,
Helicopter thong,
Hey! Ping Pong,
I got you in this one,
Maybe now im done.

:roflmao

Well, you worked Ping Pong into it. :D

A me/guy one!!

He put his hand in a toster?
I wonder who is top poster?
Is it me your looking for?
Please dont lick the floor
My nose is runny.
Well, i don't find it funny
It was only a punch
Im hungery, lets have lunch
I brought jelly beans
Take off your jeans
Lay your head
On my bed
Twit too woo
She's nto for you
Cos your luck..
It's like a Duck
It doesnt matter
Have this sausage platter
Do you hear the sound of a ingle?
Look! Its Little Miss Bingle

:roflmao

Who's taking off their jeans and laying on your bed? *stares*

Is it me?

Guy is taking of his jeans lol okay i sound like a pervert!! I'll add the next lot before i get of the computer!!

First one

Has it changed?
Think im derranged?
I dont know.
It won't snow.
I wouldn't mind
Just to be kind
If you did call
Wont play your game of ball
You should take my pitty
I dont think your witty.

Second...not ready a poem just a thing
If pea's were purple
Fields of metal
If Guy was yours
Water would be dry
Music out of tune!!

:roflmao
I'm laughing so much I'm actually crying!

This is a little odd ina sense! write it last night

Turn the sun down to dim
Smile at him
Kiss his lips
Grind your hips
Playing with your hair
A game of truth or dare
You take his hand
It all seems so grand
Your heart tingles
Body fluid mingles
Hands pulling
Clothes falling

*sounds better when you rearrange it!*

Turn the sun down to dim
Smile at him
Playing with your hair
A game of truth or dare
You take his hand
It all seems so grand
Your heart tingles
Body fluid mingles
Hands pulling
Clothes falling
Kiss his lips
Grind your hips

aaaaaaaaaah these are really sweet. :D

:lol: Jess, you are mad and I love it! Write more, please.

Ooh, me too! I don't think I could ever manage to steal Jess's poetry crown, though.

This is awesome! And yay im in it! And i rhyme with thong! What could be better... :worship2 congrats oh resident GWFF poet

As I don't know you, I won't pretend to understand - but I will laugh coz they are funnysome :)

*giggles a bit more*

*snorts*

Sorry.

lol i couldnt think of a new poem so i went through the script boo and wanted to use a line that i could use to get a poem, so this is what i came up with!!

Yes, now i know it's sort of against hospital policy but i've been thinking...
What with the winking
There's no way
Well make it through the day
Careful when you turn
You might crash and burn
Don't look up
Keep hold of your cup
Its a pitty
You'r so pretty
Your hair
Golden and rare
Beautiful smile
Stay for a while
Drink some tea
Hide with me
Let it out, or just
Keep this secret lust.


Lol my mum said i should copy right them!! lol
I have a second in post production, although i could actually leave it where it is but i cant decide!

oh jess i love them but i think the drink some tea .... bit should be "drink some wee pull like me" :lol:

:lol:

I do enjoy these little glances into your mind. :D

This a sort of Joanna/Alan one well, no actually it how you see it to who it belongs to!!
For Vicky!!!

Come away with me,
Past the sea.
Wear rabbit ears,
Forget your tears.
Take my hand,
To another land.
No scattered leaves,
Just bumble bee.

Wander throught the rain,
We'll catch a train.
Don't live on lies,
Watch the sunrise.

xxx

They're PIG ears.

:P

Love it!

Thankee for the dedication. :D I liek dedications. They make me feel all warm and fuzzy.

lol They were rabbit ears!!

They were pig ears. Trust me.

Wernt they black!! and they looked more like cat ears actually!! I just but rabbit ears ..i dont know why i just did!

Are you saying I shouldn't rescue balck pigs?

Isn't that a bit racist jessie?

I rescued a pot-bellied pig once and she was black.

No, I actually did. We sponsored her and I actually went and visited her!

you get black pigs?

Yes. Well, this one was.

Oh! Okay, i would like to publically apologise to any pigs that might have been offeneded, im not very clever!

Another one, in my head it Guy and Caroline but i guess it can be who ever

Beautiful Sky,
You make me cry.
No more time,
Seen your mime.

Lay in the sand,
Holding her hand
Gold and pearls
His black curles

Stars race
Passed her face,
Seen the powers
Of wonderful flowers

Butterfly wings,
Little rings
United in marriage
Upon their golden carriage

Crystal moon
Their sweet tune,
He took a chance
and they did dance.

My Little Vicky,
We'll have tea and a bicky
Picnic with teddy bears,
And the man of golden hairs.
Paint in swirls,
Invite him with dark curls
We can rescue pigs,
Wear ginger wigs.

:roflmao I love it jessex - you know you rule don't you??