Another go at a fanfic....here's hoping this one turns out good! :) Hope you enjoy..

Chapter one.:

Guy was at home, drifting off on the sofa. Listening to the sound of UKTV gold and the babies crying next door. It was a surprise he could get to sleep but pretty soon his head had slipped of the cushion straight into a deep sleep. Meanwhile at Caroline’s house....

Caroline: Mac!......MAC!
Mac: What?
Caroline: The tap!! The bloody tap!
Mac: What about the bloody tap?
Caroline: I can’t turn it off!! It's broke!!
Mac: Oh. Why didn't you just say that?
Caroline: Come and help me then!!!
Mac: Yeah. I'm coming!
A normal day in Caroline and Mac’s new house. It was perfect. But there was one problem. And it wasn’t the tap.

Bringgg bringgg….
Guy was woken by the sound of his doorbell. And as you can imagine, Guy wasn’t pleased.
Guy: Who the f*ck is that at this time…. He spoke to himself as he stumbled towards the door with his clothes all a bit out of place because of the position he fell asleep in.
Bringgggggggggg….
Guy! Yes! I’m coming….Jesus.
He opened the door to find a wide smiling Martin accompanied by Boyce who also hade a great big grin.
Boyce/Martin: Hiiiiiiiiiii!
Guy: What the hell do you two want?
Boyce: Oh nothing. Just though we’d pop round and say hello.
Guy:…you annoying bastards!
Martin: Oh ok. Guess you won’t want to know why Caroline…
Guy: Come in!

Expect Chapter two later...

OOOOhhh i like where this is going already!

What did Caroline do?? I am intrigued please update soon!

Yay! :D

Chapter 2:

Caroline and Mac had finally stopped the tap and were getting ready for bed.
Caroline: He hehhhhhhhhhh Ouh that was great. And your hair went frizzy!
Mac: Yeah but so did yours. You were soaking!
Caroline: yeah I know…I’m gonna get in the shower.
Mac: Beat you to it!
Caroline: No you won’t!

Back at Guy’s house…
Guy: So what is it?
Boyce and Martin were wandering around Guy’s living room.
Boyce: Hey I like your fire!
Guy: Yeah thanks. It’s part of my charm.
Boyce: No I meant this fire.
Guy: Oh right…thanks, Anyway! What’s this about Caroline?
Martin: Wow...ive always wanted one of these!
Guy? A Laptop?
Martin: Yeah...
Guy: Who hasn’t got a Laptop?
Boyce: Martin. That’s the whole point of this conversation.
Guy: I though the point of any conversation between us would be the thing you mentioned about Caroline.
Boyce: Oh yeah…I got the head of IT to break into her account and read her e-mails and we found one that she sent to Angela that said she didn’t love Mac any more.
Guy: I thought Angela was dead.
Boyce: Nope...different episode.
Guy: Ok...you can go now. Ive got some business to do.
Martin: Bye then. Before I go can I ask you something?
Guy: *Sigh*…go ahead.
Martin: When you die can I have that laptop?
Guy: BYE MARTIN!

Joanna and Statham were on the road in their motor home.
Alan: Where’s the cake?
Joanna: Cake? What bloody cake?
Alan: MY cake! My chocolate log roll!
Joanna: Oh that cake…I think I might have sat on it.
Alan: First we kill a dwarf...
Joanna: YOU killed a dwarf!
Alan: W-WE killed a dwarf! Then we run away…no. That’s not right. First we kill a dwarf...
Joanna: This is going to be a long night...
Alan: Then we stole a van!Then…my cake!

WHAT?!?! OF COURSE Caroline still loves Mac...what can this be??

*Dances* She dont love him no more!! Guy and Caroline YAYness i cant wait!

YAY Carogueyness :notworthy :cookie have a cookie for your good work

Oh thank you... :D

Chapter 3:

Guy was sitting alone, holding his phone. Preparing himself to ring Caroline...but how was he gonna say he knew?
He dialled her number and the phone started to ring. He was really hoping Mac didn’t answer. They didn’t talk to each other much any more unless they had to because of work. Suddenly, without preparing what he was gonna say, Caroline picked up the phone and spoke…
Caroline: Hi Guy…How are you?
Guy: I’m fine thanks. How do you know it’s me before ive said anything?
Caroline: Oh well your name comes up on the phone.
Guy: Oh ok...anyway…Boyce broke into your computer account and read your e-mails and he told me you don’t love Mac anymore…..that’s it.
Caroline: Oh my god…look ive gotta go. I’ll ring you later. She smashed the phone down so quick Guy didn’t even get to say bye back.
Guy: Well….lets hope she doesn’t tell Boyce.

Caroline was still standing by the phone….she didn’t think this would get out. And she knew that Guy wasn’t capable of keeping secrets. Worst of all she knew Guy knew he wasn’t very good at keeping secrets. This usually made things worse…
Mac wandered out of the bedroom and into the bathroom…he was half looking for Caroline and half getting a glass of water. He could hear the faint murmurs of Caroline’s voice in the hall. He grabbed the glass of water and walked up to Caroline.
Mac: Hey! Why are you up this early...well late actually. Is that really the time?
Caroline: Shhhh! I’m on the phone.
Mac: Who to?
Caroline: Hi Boyce. I hear you’ve been breaking into my account and reading my private e-mails!
Boyce: You didn’t say they were private.
Caroline: I would have thought that would be obvious. Anyway can you please stop telling people the things you read?
Boyce: Yeah sure. But it’ll cost ya!
Caroline: Not that again please?
Boyce: I’m sorry but I have to.
Caroline: Ok…a tenner?
Boyce: £20.
Caroline: £15?
Boyce: Deal. See you tomorrow.
‘Yeah bye’ Caroline muttered miserably.
Mac: I take it that was Boyce then.
Caroline: Yeah. The robbing bastard…

:o What?! Why doesn't Caroline love Mac anymore?! How could Boyce do such a mean thing? :angry:

Chapter 4:

It was about 3:00 AM. It was almost silent…Just the sound of Macs breathing was heard. He couldn’t see Caroline. He guessed she was in the toilet or somewhere. He turned round and walked out of the bedroom towards the kitchen…
He slowly eased open the draw and saw a glint of light from the scissors. He took the scissors and tiptoed back to the pitch black bedroom. Before he could even get to the bed he was violently pulled back from the bedroom and pushed outta the door.
Policewoman: Guy Secretan, I am arresting you on the charge of attempted murder. Anything you say will be taken down and may be used in evidence against you.
Guy: What? Get off of me! Caroline!! Help!
Caroline heard his shouts and ran to the door.
Caroline: Guy? What on earth are you doing?
Guy: I’m being arrested! f*ck knows why!
WPC: Language!
Caroline: What were you doing here?
Guy got shoved into the police car and the door was closed immediately.

Alan and Joanna were watching their tiny portable TV in their motor home.
Joanna: Alan…could you fetch me a biscuit?
Alan: No cake no biscuit!
Joanna: Oh cheer up Alan. It was just a bloody cake. We’ll buy another tomorrow.
Alan: No one will replace Clive!
Joanna: Clive? Oh god….don’t tell me you actually named your cake.
Alan: No n-n-no! Clive was the shopkeeper…he was lovely.

he he... i likes this :D wel done

Was Guy going to stab Mac with a pair of scissors.

Is Caroline out of love with Mac

Will Alan ever get his cake back

This is turning into an Agatha Christie :lol:

O oh more more im excited and need to know whats going to happen!!!