Just a one parter!! Just a bit of fun that is far to big to be a drabble!
For Ros and our lovely chat last night, even though it got me in trouble :lol:
A flash of green swung around the corner.
Martin slid along the back leather seat crashing into Mac's side 'Your seat belt' Mac said pointing to the black strap, as he lent over grabbed the strap and pulled it across Martin's chest.
Guy was driving.
That was a bad thing as far as they were concerned.
'Right'
He swung the car in the direction of Hamlet Road.
It seemed taht when ever he was given any kind of instruction, that he was automatically taken away from any kind of responsibility. On comming traffic. Buildings. Sign posts. Pedestrians. Parked cars. The existence of a roundabout which he went the wrong way around.
Caroline opened her eyes briefly as they missed an elderly woman. 'Left down here' She felt nauseous at the sight of tall buildings whipping past against the black sky, so instead concentrated on keeping her eyes fixed on the dash board 'Right'
The car veered again and somewhere behind could be heard the squeal of brakes and a blaring horn.
'Have you ever though about getting a helicopter?' Mac shouted as his elbow hit the car door 'We could proberly get their faster and cause fewer accidents'
'Right, then left' Caroline shouted with a shake in her voice as they turned.
'Two for teh price of one' Mac added
'If i had a helicopter i couldn't do this!' He yelled back, he threw the car into a screeching two wheeled skid around a corner.
'I'm going to be sick' Martin cried from the back, his head hitting the window as Guy swirved around on comming traffic.
'And even it i had a helicopter' Guy continued 'Where would i park it? A car makes it easier to park'
'Here' She yelled over his voice.
The vehicle slowed down, then slewed sideways into what they hoped was a parking space, as opposed to someone's front garden.
'Wait, wait for a moment while my stomach catches up with us, wait,..and wait...Yes!! We're all back together. Thanks for waiting.' Mac laughed to himself.
Caroline hauled herself out of the car 'Guy your getting the drinks' She smiled as she slipped her brown leather bag over her shoulder
'Why did they give you your licence back?' She added
'Cos.....I'm a God' he smiled 'You should know that!' he falsly sighed, and pushed the pub door open.
Finished.
Hehe it made me grin :D So Green Wing like. Thanks!
hehe! very funny thanks for sharing :)
hilarious jess! loved every minute! Guy would be a good driver in real life..... if not good, then exciting...