Hello my luvlies!! Yes I know it's been a while, but i'm back and i have an epic-and-a -half! Well, for those of you who have an inkling, this is the fic that i wrote a fantabulous suspence drabble for. (Can be found here)

Anyways, this is MY take on how the special should have happenned. back in the day when Mac wasn't dying, Guy and Caroline were still enaged and happy and Joanna and Statham were still alive *tear*

Anyways, some of the things in this are spelt wrong (mainly the procedures-a lombard puncture is the thing that they do in EVERY episode of Hous BTW)

and finally, just for Leila, SHE IS NOT MARRIED TO MR. TWAT!!!!
also, this is the first time i've written Martin, so be nice :)

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Martin was having the time of his life. After 7 years of trying, he had finally passed his exams. He was now officially a doctor. This very morning he had given CPR, performed a Lombard Puncture, and given the heimlich maneuver.....O.K., so he had done all of this to a dummy because Dr. Mancoon had banned him from working in the wards due to a mix up with some apple juice and some urine and had stuck Martin down on Reception feilding calls, but Martin didn't care. He was a doctor, and so far had managed to slip it into conversation 273 times so far.

During one of the slow parts of the day, (Which were, unfortunately, frequent and many) a beutiful woman walked through the hospital doors, pulling a pair of luggage cases effortlessly behind her. Martin gaped in awe. This woman was, for lack of a better word, stunning. Her long, black curly hair was tied up messily in a bun, strands loosely falling down, framing her delicate face. Her eyes were hidden by a pair of oval-shaped sunglasses, which made the woman look like some kind of hollywood starlett. The woman furrowed her eyebrows and bit her bottom lip, making it even redder, plumper and more inviting than it had been before, while looking around her.

The woman noticed Martin staring at her, and she smiled at him. Martin quickly realised that his mouth had fallen open and quicxkly shut it, before letting it fall open again. The woman adjusted the hem of her red, knee-high dress, before letting out a little sigh and gracefully walking over towards Martin.

Martin re-adjusted his seating position on his chair and a little too obviously checked his breath. He grimaced at the stench he had cupped in his hand, not realising that the woman was standing right infront of him. Martin looked up, not realising that his newest piece of eye-candy was staring right at him. Martni jumped up, fell off his chair and stood up, trying to play it cool. "Hi..." Martin squeaked, before continuing in a much lower voice than his own, "I'm Martin Dear, DR.Martin Dear, I....um....I'm head of....of, erm.....sexy lovemaking...." Martin's voice quiverred and became non-existant as he realised what he had just said.

The woman took off her glasses, revealing a pair of deep blue eyes. She smiled at Martin, carefully looking him up and down, before saying in a subtle, french accent, "Yes, Doctor, of course you are. Seeing as you are the head of a um, department, a Doctor and are behind a desk at this pitiful excuse for a hospital, I assume you work here, No?" Martin slowly nodded his head. The woman continued."Good. Then you can help me find someone. He works here. His name's Guy. Guy Secretan. Would you be a good boy now and go and fetch him? Tell him an old friend has dropped in for a visit."

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well, hope you like. this was actually REALLY fun to write, My muse has returned!YAY!!!!

Pleeeeese comment, i'm a feedback junkie.

..o.k. i officially HAVE to stop going on LJ

yay you started to post your fic :excited I promised I'd read this but i feel bad for the ones i have no time to read but still gah! it's soo fab so far

w00t w00t yay lottie you rule :D

:roflmao

This lookls to be good.

*applauds Tte*

hehee i like this already!! Bless Martin!!
Ohhhh she wants guy, well who doesnt!!

Did anyone else try and fail to do a french accent in there head?!!

Yay! *dances at the ficcness* I love this already - post more!

Yes Jess, I really did... :lol:

This looks really good! I really want to read some more, pwease :)

i'll write some more tomorrow. i have to pace myself y'see, as this fic shall take up my life for possibly the rest of the year.....did i mention that it's going to be an epic? :D

No, but that makes me very happy. :excited

:roflmao OMG i LOVE it!!!!

awww bless martin! he's so cute! that had me cracking up! i can't wait for more!


AND MARTIN'S DAD IS CALLED TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! :D


is it just me or did people read her bits aloud in a french accent?

no...? just me...?


and charlotte: note to self...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

it was just the fact the NO ONE was looking at us when we were doing that....

FYI, for people who care about clues for this mysterious lady in red, the fact that she has luggage, is wearing red and has *puts on Monty Python voice* an outrageous french accent are massive clues.



am i being annoyingly tantalising now or what?

no i got it already but partly cause you had already told me about it :lol:

but oh my gosh i loove it - write more now!

:blink: what has that got to do with anything?!

i don't see how its a clue...

*cries* I'm so confused.

all shall become clear very soon my pets...... *strokes imaginary cat in a bond villain-y way*

hurry up and post more lottie now!!

Yes, more, more, more! I love this! I'm delighted it's going to be an epic. :D :worship2

OK, I THINK I MIGHT have an idea of who the lady in red is but I'm really not sure...

You've made a great start to this and I'm so pleased you're writing Martin because he's one of my favourite characters and I'd love to see him in fics more. You've got his character perfectly so far. :)

awesome awesome awesome! keep it up :D

MOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!

i'll put some up on fri at the latest, cos i wrote two pages when i was really hyper and then really tired, so, therefore........ Leila has to beta it :D

Love that Martin has finally qualified but isn't allowed to actually do any doctoring :lol: Ohhh yes who is she, I think I might know but I'm probably wrong.

lol ha ha i get to read it before everyone :excited :excited :excited :excited

righto, next bit. this is just a bit of background information, and i must stress that this fic is MY interpretation of the special, so Caromac fans, you know where this is going.

Dedicated to Leila, who did an amazing job of Beta-ing this for me!

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Caroline blinked as she opened her eyes – it was going to be the perfect day. She had woken up next to Guy, her fiancée of two months, and was going back to work today after a delicious three week break. Ever since they had gotten engaged, Guy kept on surprising Caroline. Their three week break had originally started as a weekend trip to Brighton and had somehow turned into a trip around Europe - today was no different.

Caroline awoke to her annoying alarm, and mumbled to herself as she threw it across the room. She rolled over to kiss Guy good morning, but found herself continuing to roll and fell off the bed, onto her front.

‘O.k.’ Caroline thought, ‘definitely the worst surprise Guy has given me so far…’ Her thoughts were interrupted by a soft knock at the door.

Caroline jumped onto the bed and rolled over to her side as Guy walked in, a tray in his hands, and a smile on his face. Caroline smiled too at the man that she knew she could spend the rest of her life with, if this morning was anything to go by.

‘What’s this for Guy?’ Caroline asked, finding that she couldn’t remove the smile that was slowly creeping across her face. Guy put the tray down gently over Caroline’s lap, before kissing her.

‘Happy two month anniversary, Dr. Todd.’ Guy kissed Caroline again, snaking down beside her and resting his head on her shoulder. ‘This,’ Guy gestured to the home made breakfast in bed, ‘is to celebrate our first day back at work, and just... because.’

Caroline looked down at the food Guy had made her. It consisted of burnt pancakes covered in what looked like cocoa powder and mashed bananas, and a bottle of red wine. Caroline started laughing at the food in front of her, before gently giving Guy another kiss. ‘Thank God I’m not marrying you for you culinary skills Guy.’

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Pure and utter fluff, No?

oh cute cooking Guy!

<_< Although the fluff is very fluffy and cute, so I suppose I can forgive you. And yay, Brighton! That's where they went in my fic too...

awwww :wub: :wub: :wub: that was really cute i love it lottie - but i want more!

i know i've read it but...


:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: awwwwww!!!


love it :D

Heehee, that bit made me laugh and awwwwwww it's so lovely!! Yay for CarGuy and for the lovely loveable Guy. He is the sweetest man! Lucky old Caroline.

This is brill, PL. More, please!

Awwwww i love this! i love how it written! i love the whole scene!! shows that caroline and are ment to be!!

Can we have some more of this fic please? I'm loving Martin - spot on with the way you've written his character so far! And Guy's attempt at breakfast was very sweet!

Yay! i think this is the quickest i've ever posted on a fic!

for the Carmac fans, as this fic shall have MANY twists and turns
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Caroline and Guy walked into the hospital hand in hand, and walked over to Martin, who was still manning reception. Martin was standing behind the desk, staring into middle distance, with his mouth open as wide as a dinner plate. Caroline and Guy glanced at each other, then at Martin, before Caroline waved her hand in front of his face.

‘Halloo….Martin….. Martin? What’s wrong?’

‘Yeah elf boy, finally realised you’re actually a poof? Caroline punched Guy playfully in the arm. ‘Ow…f*ck Caroline, what was that for?’ He whined, sounding slightly upset, and let out a small whimper as he rubbed his arm. Caroline rolled her eyes and started to click her fingers in front of Martin’s face. He didn’t respond at all.

Guy became bored of Martin, took Caroline’s hand and interlaced her fingers with his. Guy nuzzled into Caroline’s neck and whispered in her ear. ‘I love you Dr. Todd.’ Before Caroline got a chance to reply, Guy spun her around and started to dance with her.

Caroline felt her cheeks blush, but chuckled as she leaned in closer to Guy. ‘I love you too…MAC!!!’

Guy looked at Caroline, completely puzzled by what she just said. His eyes followed her gaze to the front doors.
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oooo, what shall happen next? i caroline having second thoughts, why does my beath smell of pine? all these questions and more answered in the next installment

:jawdrop

lottie :blink: i can't belive you did that - why :jawdrop

oh gosh i heart this fic - lottie you KNOW you rule

:notworthy :notworthy

Argh it's so Green Wing like I love it. I'm glad the nice Guy is back although I am more of a Caromac shipper myself...

Pine breath?

You what, now?

last night my breath smelt as if i'd eaten a pine car freshener, and i'm not sure why....it was incredibly fresh though.... :D

Fair enough.

:rolleyes:

:roflmao


poof! tee hee!

PINE!!!! tee hee!


i'm off to read the next part - MWAHAHA SUCKERS!

Quick tip for you... a toothpaste/mouthwash combo works far better. :P :lol:

*goes out to car to hide car airfreshener just on the off chance PL's in the area*

No ooooooo! Why does Mac have to come back!! ooooo And Caroline just said she loves Guy! ooo nooooo!

Right, next bit. Sorry about the wait, my computer decided to be a bit of a bitch, but i managed to persuade it to behave with a hammer....anyways, big ol' thanks to SBL, my wonderful Beta-er.

Mac walked in, looking a little worse for wear. He smiled at Caroline as she came running towards him, and scooped her up into a hug. Mac pulled her close to him, savouring the moment. He was really going to miss her when he was gone.

“Oi, Oi, ginger pubes, off my girl.” Guy walked over to Caroline and Mac, picking Caroline up and placing himself in-between the two of them. Mac and Guy stood in silence for a while, before Guy pulled Mac into a hug.

“Where the hell have you been Mac?” Guy asked, his voice tinged with both relief and desperation. Things hadn’t been the same since Mac left and he had missed him terribly. Something deep down had been racking him with guilt. Something deep down had been telling him it was his fault.
Mac stared at Guy before answering. He let out a small sigh before answering coolly,

“I had family stuff to sort out; it’s pretty much settled now though” Mac trailed off, trying to hide the tears he could feel forming in the corners of his eyes. There was a slight pause before Mac pulled himself back together. “I, um, I forgot to congratulate you both on getting engaged….really, erm, congratulations.” Mac reached his hand out waiting for Guy to shake it, but instead Guy just stared back at him, stony-faced.

“Is that it?” Mac looked puzzled and was about to speak but Guy interrupted him.
“You’ve been gone for two months, didn’t contact anybody, and all you can say is ‘family stuff’? I…people thought you were dead. God Mac, you can be such a thoughtless prick.” Guy stalked off on his own, leaving Mac and Caroline speechless.

Mac started to go after Guy, but Caroline grabbed his arm and held him back.

“No, Mac leave him. He needs to calm down. She paused, an awkward silence surrounding them before she spoke once more.

“Mac, why did you leave?” Mac looked at Caroline and shrugged.

“I left a note.”

“Mac, a note saying ‘going out for biscuits’ doesn’t mean you can disappear for two months."

“Well, it depends where you went and how you got there I suppose”

“All right then, fine, where did you go then?”

“I went…to Devon and back.”

Mac left Caroline standing in the middle of the Hospital reception, a look of utter confusion on her face.

:lol:

This is brilliant - it's making me laugh quite a lot, but it's also really sad (Guy loves Mac! He does!), and I loved the bit about Devon. I can't wait for more - please post!