I know i've tried writing some fic's b4...they haven't all worked out hehe but i was very very bored in History exam and so i started writing a new Fic! random title i no but i didn't no what else to call it hehe *WARNING* there will most definatly be some smut coming up :D

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Caroline walked in through the hospital doors, looking around her to check that she wasn't being followed by her somewhat clingy fiancé. Guy was an amazing person, he had the ability to make her laugh so hard that she thought her sides would split and sometimes if she was drinking milk, she'd snort so hard it would come out of her nose! Then there was the other side that he had to him, the passionate, wonderfully alluring and admirable side. Then, sadly, there was a tiny-weenie ickle corner of him that drove her mad! He was sooo clingy! She wasn't aloud to fall asleep until he was ready to, so that they could be in each others dreams, she wasn't aloud to talk to any of her friends with out him being there, and also he was completely obsessed with the wedding plans!

That's all he ever wanted to talk about, he'd already booked somewhere, sorted out his tux ... and picked all the flower arrangements!!! (That had got Caroline extremely worried!)

He wanted to have the wedding next weekend!!!!! And, as much as Caroline protested, he would not listen to her! Caroline thought it was almost as if he was rushing it on purpose for some reason! Guy was getting one of his mates from Switzerland (Ulrich!) to be his best man! Caroline had asked him why not Mac, and Guy had just answered, "he'd probably prefer to be a bridesmaid!"

Caroline hadn't seen Mac for two weeks, ever since he said he would meet her at the station, and given her a hoola-hoop. He daren't tell Guy, but she still had the hoola-hoop in a special box, even though Guy may find out soon seeing as it was starting to smell quite horrible!

As Caroline entered the staff room, she was so shocked at what she saw she had to walk out and back in again. She’d just seen Mac sat on the counter, by himself, reading a classic novel and eating a banana! Mac...who hadn't been there for two weeks because of "family problems" was sat there just like nothing had happened ... eating a banana!! How could he do that to her? Be so cool after he had stood her up! She decided she would give him the silent treatment, as she new he would try and talk to her about Guy...

She walked into the room, her chin high in the air, walked straight in front of Mac without even looking at him, and went straight in front of Mac without even looking at him, and went straight to the fridge. That'll teach him! She thought. However, Mac didn't even look up from his book, he didn't say a word! Caroline coughed rather loudly and closed the fridge door. 5 minutes went passed without either of them saying anything! Mac apparently engrossed in his book and Caroline engrossed in stabbing the hell out of the butter...

Caroline couldn't stand it anymore! He was giving her the silent treatment! She went over and stood next to Mac, and just as she opened her mouth to say something, he slid off of the counter, and walked out of the room! Caroline was left standing there, her mouth wide open....


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evil mac :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: dont treat caroline like that!

Nooo! How could Mac be so rude :angry:
More, more :D

awww poor Caroline .... pleae keep going though MIMG lol :P

He's not rude! He's just hurting emotionally, like when he found out about Holly. *nods decisively*

yeh but he didnt have to blank her

Poor Caroline. :(
Yeah, I think Mac is hurting, but he didnt have to blank her.

Good fic though.
Look forward to more. :)

ohh more please!
tsk mac! :P

ditto!
as much as i wub him.
:wub: :angry: :wub:
*confused*

oo wt u confused about?

o.k. next part...sorry its nt v. long but thought i'd do it in sections instead of posting it all!

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Guy strolled into the staff room to see Caroline stood frozen to the spot staring at the door… “I know I’m god dam hot but you don’t have to stare!”
Caroline came to and focused on Guy…she took a few steps backwards after seeing his face… “What have you done to your face?” Guy looked confused, then looked as if he’d understood… “Ohhh the white stuff? Well I was asleep on the operating table and Sue White came in and put toothpaste on my hand and then tickled my nose, so I woke up and itched my nose and got toothpaste all over my face!!!!! And now it won’t come off! Will you lick it off for me?” Guy said moving towards Caroline…
“No Guy, no I wont! What have you said to Mac?” said Caroline coming towards him with the knife she’d been stabbing the butter with.
“NOTHING! God woman! Why are you trying to kill me! I haven’t done my will yet so you wont get anything if you kill me!” said Guy quivering in the doorway.
“Sorry…sorry, sorry, sorry, it’s just Mac’s been really off with me!” said Caroline who had started to lick the knife…suddenly realising that it tasted horrible she threw it across the room out of instinct.
“I haven’t said anything to him! Except for the normal list of ginger puff, stupid tosser…you know…” he said leaning against the door, scraping the toothpaste off his face and eating it while trying to look sexy.
“OOOO Guy! Why? Why can’t you just get on with him!” she shouted at him, looking as if she were about to boil over with anger.
“Just don’t get on the wrong side of me today…or you may be find yourself being castrated!” Caroline said walking out of the door, turning around and giving him evils. She then walked away, whooshing her white coat around her.
Guy looking shocked and hurt, ran to the door and said… “ But HUNNI! I wanted to discuss the bridesmaid’s dresses!!! Bugger!”

:P
he he, awh!

He he ... i think i should probably write something about banana's and fridges seeing as i have written about it in the title! :pelt

Hehe.
I look forward to more of this! :D

Loving the toothpaste bit...
It sounds like such a Sue White thing to do! :P

Hehe... i got the toothpaste bit from something that happened to me the other day! was at a sleepover with my friends and they all woke up b4 me and put toothpaste on my hand then tickled my nose and i got it alllll over my face!!!!! i'm just pleased it wasnt super glue! :knockout

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An hour later and Guy was strutting his stuff down the main corridor after winning a dance off between him and Boyce. He saw Mac coming out of the rest room and shouts after him
“Oi! You! Ginger hippy tosspot! I want a word with you!” Mac hearing this does an 180degree swish turn and walks towards Guy.
“ A word?” he said
“ What y…” Mac buts in…
“ I’ll stop you there, that was I believe… your one word!” he said, beginning to walk away.
“Stop being such an “I’m so witty and ginger” idiot ok! What have you done to Caroline? Answer me!!!”
“Yes oh great one…I shall answer you! But only if you answer me…”
“O.K. Well what do you want to ask me?” said Guy picking something out of his teeth
“I haven’t thought of anything yet” Said Mac walking away…
Guy walks after him to catch up with him (he couldn’t run as there were some definite “lights on” nurses coming towards him) …failing this he catches the end of his white coat and pulls him to the floor holding his arms down.
“Oi! Stop being so prissy and annoying! I’m not going to let you move until you tell me what you’ve done to Caroline MY fiancé to annoy her so much!!!!”
Mac smiled up at Guy while he was on the floor and said, “ I haven’t done anything alright! Maybe you’re just being a bit paranoid! Seeing as it is normally you who has that effect on females!” he got up and walked off brushing some dust off him as he went. Guy had to (somehow) get Mac’s attention and decided to do so in the most brutal way.
“I know Mac! I know what’s happening to you! Sue White told me by mistake! I know that you’re dying.” Mac stopped dead in his steps (sorry 4 the pun) and turned around, his face no longer smiling but completely serious.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about” he turned around again and began to walk off, his right hand running through his hair, the way he did when he was hiding something.
“For f*ck sake stop being so stupid! It’s not like I’m gunna suddenly run away because I’m scared I’ll catch it… it isn’t contagious is it?” Guy said hiding behind a doorway in the long corridor, as to not “catch” anything.
Mac just carried on walking as Guy followed him, trying to talk to him whilst ducking and diving into different rooms, so he didn’t “catch” anything.
Mac finally stood still and turned around, finding himself nose to nose with Dr Secretan….
“Look Guy, just promise me you wont say anything to Caroline ok! I don’t want her to know!” Guy nodded in agreement and made a mimed zipping his mouth shut.
“How the hell did Sue White know?” said Mac walking into the men’s toilettes…
“She has all your files in her office so that she can check that you’re going to be ok for when you two “finally” have a baby…well that’s what she told me anyway!” said Guy heading towards the urinal to take a wiz.
Mac joined him at the urinal and Guy gave him a childish push, which made Mac smile and relax again. He glanced over and down to where Guys hands were.
“So it’s really true! Swiss people really do have penis’s made out of Swiss cheese!” Guy looked completely insulted and gave Mac a bigger push, jogging him and causing him to swear.

(More 2 come)

Haha I love it - I can just imagine the characters saying those things, especially Guy.

O.k! next part of this fic! (there will b some smut coming up later!)
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Later on in surgery

Guy had two scalpels and was tapping them against the kidney shaped silver tray in rhythm to his singing. “Kissing in the toilettes! Don’t flush…it’s lush!” he flipped the syringes up in the air trying to catch them as they came back down…one fell on the floor and the other one dug itself into Guys hand which he was holding out! He collapsed in pain on the floor and squealed. A minute later he stood up…closed his eyes and yanked it out, fainting from the pain! Meanwhile Mac and Caroline hadn’t noticed anything, Mac was concentrating on making the incision and Caroline was staring straight at Mac with wide eyes, trying to catch his eye so that she could look away first to show that she was in a mood with him.
Guy finally reappeared from behind the operating table looking slightly pale. He shook his head as if trying to wake himself up.
“Yer, ermm… did any one listen to Radio 1 this morning? That Young George Michael song was on…love it! Such a good song, don’t you think?” Noticing Caroline staring at Mac, Guy slid round her side of the table and tapped her on the shoulder so that she turned around; he planted a big wet kiss on her lips. Caroline…shocked, pulled away immediately and said “Yuck!”
Guy looked incredibly hurt and turned away from Caroline who immediately noticed her mistake “I’m sorry…I didn’t no who you were! Oh Guy don’t! Please don’t cry!!!” Guy had slid down against the wall and started crying rather loudly.
“Guy!” said Caroline kneeling in front of him whilst he wailed away.
“Don’t worry Dr Todd, I think that the kinder garden is still open around this time for little babies to be taken out of their minders hands for a while…so he won’t trouble you any more while your working in theatre!” said Mac, never taking his eyes off the patient.
Guy stopped for a second to say “Oi!” but then continued to wail childishly. Caroline got up and returned to the operating table looking at Mac and said (over the continuous noise of Guy crying),
“Oh so you’ve decided to talk to me now have you! How very big of you! It’s not often that you see a grown man act so stupidly when he’s just jealous!” said Caroline, her anger returning.
Guy obviously decided he wasn’t getting enough attention, and so got up (whilst still crying) picked the tray of equipment up and dropped it on the floor!
“Jealous, yes that would be me… jealous of the baby!” said Mac, still not looking up from his work whilst Guy ran full pelt into the wall smacking his whole body against it whilst still crying and for a moment he lay on the floor “unconscious”. He opened one of his eyes to check that they were watching him, but they were not. Caroline was still staring at Mac and Mac was still very much concentrating on his work.
“Why did you do it Mac? Just leave me like that! You were supposed to meet me at the station…imagine how stupid I felt standing there on my own, while you were probably off fixing your hair or your motorbike or something!” Caroline was practically spitting now that she was so annoyed.
Guy increased his level of wailing so much so that Mac and Caroline both turned around to him at the same time and shouted “SHUT UP!” Caroline pointed to the corner of the room and there was silence while Guy (like a naughty little boy that had just been told off) followed where Caroline’s arm was leading and went to sit in the corner of the room with his arms folded looking extremely pissed off!

sorry this nxt part was supposed 2 b with the bit b4 but i 4gt to copy it whoopsy doopsy...
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“ I was not fixing my hair or my motor bike… I had a, ermm… dentil appointment that I had forgotten about! I did try and ring you but there wasn’t any signal in the dental surgery…Martin told me that Guy had gone to the station to meet you instead, so I assumed you wouldn’t be at all annoyed. You got what you wanted didn’t you?” Mac said still only allowing himself to look at the patient.
“Did I? If you really are as chilled as you seem about Guy and me, then why the hell for two weeks haven’t I heard from you! And the one-day that I have seen you; you haven’t (or can’t!) look me in the eyes… Not once!” said Caroline, too emotional now to care about what she said.
Guy (still in the corner of the theatre) looked up and said to Caroline “ It’s a good thing he hasn’t looked into your eyes…what ever you do Caroline DO NOT LOOK INTO HIS EYES!!!!! Please! Please pleasey please … with cherry’s on top!” Guy said standing up and going to walk over to Caroline. However Caroline put her hands up as if to tell him to back off. “Fine I’ll just sit here and listen while my fiancé fights with her ex, fucking fantastic!” he said backing off and sitting back in the corner. Caroline turned back around to Mac.
“Mac…Mac will you look at me! Look at me for Gods sake! Why won’t you just look into my eyes?” Shouted Caroline, practically in tears now.
Mac was still keeping his eyes on the patient, “Because I know that if I look into your eyes” Mac slowly looked up from the patient and their eyes met… “I knew that I wouldn’t be able to let you go!” As Mac said this, his voice flickered and wavered with emotion.
From the corner Guy was immediately on his feet. “Right that’s it! You’re gunna get it you ginger hippy!” He ran at Mac … attacking him from behind! Caroline, from the other side of the table, saw Mac disappear beneath the operating table with Guy dragging him down.
“You’re going to get it Karate style mate!” He stood up and proceeded to dive bomb Mac who was then winded. “f*ck!” he just managed to say.
“STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU STOP IT!” screamed Caroline, who rushed towards the phone on the wall in the surgery and dialled reception! “Someone come quick! The surgeon and the anaesthetist are having a fight! HURRY!” Meanwhile Mac had regained control and picked Guy up off the floor, before pinning him against the wall!
“Calm down Guy! Just calm it ok!!! It doesn’t mean anything, you’re the one who’s going to fucking marrying her!” Guy pushed Mac over to the opposite wall, smashing him against it and holding his neck! “BLOODY RIGHT!”

At that moment Lyndon and Boyce came running in and pulled Guy and Mac off of each other, restraining them and trying to calm them down. After being partially calmed down, the two men were sent to separate ends of the hospital to think about what they’d done. Mac had been sent to Joanna’s office and Guy (extremely reluctantly) to Sue’s.

OMG! i actually love this Moo!!! pleazzz make it a long 1 so that it can keep me entertained!

the characters are done realllly well!!! :cheer2 :notworthy

thanks, don't think peopl r really gunna b interested in it tho, seeing as thers so many other fics going on at the moment.... :huh: o well

Noooooo. This fic is ausome!! MacGuy fighting is vaiiir hot and your writing is ausome! keep going. Here to prove this fact to you i will give you not four... not five but...wait for it *drumroll* SIX cookies :cookie :cookie :cookie :cookie :cookie :cookie :notworthy did I go too far?

HeHe ... 6 cookies is very very kind! :D am writing some more of the fic at the moment :pelt

:lol:
love it!
MORE :D

i started reading this last night and even though i haven't said anything before i thought i should say that i really enjoyed this fic and i do hope you carry on

Thanking u muchly 4 ur comment snowbaby01...i'm pleasd that ya enjoyed it...
ther will be some more fic coming in bout 1/2 an hour :D :evilcomp

hehe you've got some funny bits in here. I love Guy wanting to discuss the bridesmaids dresses, and his juggling with the syringes and stabs himself - classic :thumbsup

thank u :)
i wouldn't mind having constructive criticism...i am a great believer of that, i would love to try and make this better! :D

very good lol .... please keep going :P

O.k. my next part...hope that it's ok *crosses fingers*
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Caroline sat in the staff room with Martin, sobbing into his shoulder and blowing her snotty nose continuously on his shirt. Martin was trying to comfort her by stroking her hair but seemed to be having the opposite effect. He seemed to be stroking her like he was petting a large rabbit. Caroline lost all control of herself and turned around to face Martin, grabbing the collar of his white coat and shouting into his face…
“Why does life have to be so complicated? Why can’t Guy be the only one who loves me…or maybe just Mac? Why can’t I just control my bloody feelings? Oh…” finding it difficult to find the right word for what she wanted to say, “ Oh POOOOOO!” She then beat her fists against Martinis chest. Martin, finding the pain difficult to bear, started to edge away from Caroline until he fell off the chair. Gathering himself together Martin drew another chair up to Caroline and said (with his eyes closed for confidence),
“M-Mac and G-Guy aren’t t-the only people who L-love you!” Caroline seemed too upset to notice what Martin had just said, so he went to take her hand, but she moved it away to wipe her snotty nose. Realising that Martin was holding his hand towards her, she smiled and took it gratefully, rubbing her nose against the sleeve of his coat. She then got up, sighed deeply and went towards the sink. She turned the tap on and ducked her head under the water…wetting her hair before standing up straight and shaking it like a dog.
Martin took his coat off and found the sleeve where Caroline had wiped her nose, and drew it to his face, sniffing the sent of Caroline. He then got up and stumbled out of the room, as if he was drunk from the smell of her.

Guy and Mac simultaneously left the offices (after an hour!) that they had both been assigned to and headed off to find Caroline; unfortunately they bumped into each other just outside the Staff room.
“Mac” Said Guy, nodding his head at Mac, sounding as if he had to force himself to say it.
“Guy” Said Mac, also sounding as if he didn’t want to be there or have to talk to him.
Mac carried on … “Look I just wanted to s…” but he was interrupted as Joanna ran down the corridor followed by Alan Statham who was shouting:
“It wasn’t what it looked like my love! Boyce was just giving me a ch-ch-checkup! Princess Tittifer! Please don’t run away! I will be your master for life…I will bark for you! See … WOOF, WOOF!” Alan dropped to his knees and started behaving like a dog! Joanna turned around walked back up to him.
“I new you’d come back, you L-love my doggie impr…” Joanna kicked him in the mouth, licked her finger and put it on her arse making a sizzling sound and then walked off.
“Great all I needed, another reminder that my mother is a complete hooker!” said Guy, kicking the doorframe.
“You would know,” said Mac.
Suddenly from the staff room, Mac and Guy heard Caroline sobbing and screaming, as both of them went to her rescue, they misjudged their entrance and both tried to fit through the door at the same time. Pushing and shoving, they ended up exploding into the room and falling flat on the floor.


*still more to come (sorry hehe) *

:lol:
brilliant

one small error though Caroline kicked him in the mouth

omg thank you so much 4 pointing that out! i'd got into a bit of a flow with thoughts and stuff and must have had a bit of a blonde moment :blush

Yay! I love this, please keep writing. Aww at what Mac said in the Theatre...please let him be okay :cry

yay ... its good please keep going :lol:

thanks 4 the comments...am having a bit of a flow at the minute with this flic so ther will probly b more soon!

Yet another bit!! (sorry) :P

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Guy had fallen on top of Mac when they had fallen through the door, and they were now scrambling to get up off the ground.
Caroline stopped screaming and turned to them…through desperate sobs she said sarcastically;
“I’m g-glad to s-see you’ve made up then!” She then broke into tears again. Guy was first up off the floor, pushing Mac over again and rushing over to Caroline.
“What’s the mat…eww! Why is your hair wet! You haven’t been showering in the sink again have you!” said Guy using a tea towel to try and rub her hair dry. “What have I told you about that…never do it… because?” Guy tried prompting Caroline.
“Because… ermm. Because I end up getting crumbs in my hair from the toast plates! And you don’t like having crumbs in the bed. ” She said very quickly, as if reciting an equation she had been revising.
“That’s right!” he said giving her a pat on the back as if he were her teacher.
“Look Caroline, about what happened in theatre, I’m really…we are both really sorry!” Said Mac going up and forcing himself to put his arm around Guys shoulders.
“I’m bloody not…you deserved it!” said Guy shrugging his arm off and turning around as if to thump him. Caroline jumped in between the two of them.
“Look you two! I am not going to just stand here and watch the two men I …I… the two men… ermm who are my friends… have another fight ok! Now you can either both bloody leave the room, or you can try getting on properly for once!” Caroline was fuming! She turned to Guy and walked towards him, placing her hands on his chest,
“Look…I think I’m going to have to stop the engagement, it may turn out to be just for a while, but I need time to think! I need to know what I want before I rush into anything without thinking about it!” she said, patting his chest as if to say that that was her final word on the matter.
“But…” Guy began to say,
“No “buts” Guy! Give me time to think… please!” Said Caroline before walking towards the door, she turned around as she reached the door and gazed back into the room, looking longingly at the two men stood there watching her, making out to be quite a convincing distressed woman that you would normally see in the films. When she disappeared Guy ran up to the door and shouted after her…
“But I …I like you… I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!” He sighed deeply as if he was about to cry, and then seemed to remember that he was not alone. He turned around to face Mac.
“This is all your bloody fault you ginger tosser!!!” He ran at Mac who just managed to say “Not again!” before Guy had jumped on top of him.
Sue meandered into the staff room just as the two boys started to fight again. She pulled a bowl of popcorn out of her ridiculously small bag, along with a chair and a martini, sat down and watched!
“Oh my god! This is turning me on more than when I watch the CCTV camera I put in the men’s toilettes!! GO ON DR MACARTNEY! GIVE IT TO HIM! If only it were topless or naked! Hihihihihihihihihihi” Sue started laughing hysterically, so much so that she tipped her martini over, only to drop to the floor herself and try to lick it up before it was absorbed into the carpet.


still more 2 come :blush (am v. bored hehe)

yay more lol ... tis good cant help but feel sorry for Caroline though :(

well u could feel sorry 4 her, or (as i do) feel xtremely jealous that 2 gorgeous men love her :wub:

good point lol :P

:lol: I can so see Sue whipping out a chair and martini...please let Caro get back with Mac!