ok, I did this ages ago, but I never finished it, but now I'm back to continue it, first though, for all the new people, I'll post what I've already done.

In many parts again, but I love writing this, so It'll update pretty quickly.

INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL CAR PARK
JD rides his scooter through the various cars parked. ‘Chicken Payback’ by ‘The Bees’ comes on in the background.
JD (Voiceover): Now normally this would be just like any other Wednesday. Come to work, Do Paperwork, Treat some patients, attempt to drill something into my intern’s heads, do more paperwork and come home. But no, This Wednesday I’m doing something else, something big. I’m getting transferred to a hospital in Britain. And best of all, My friends are coming with me.
Music fades out, Turk and Elliot walk out of the hospital doors and up to JD. Turk high-fives him
Turk and JD: Playa!
Elliot: This is so amazing! Do any of you have any idea what a British hospital is gonna be like?

INT. POSH CORRIDOR (FANTASY SEQUENCE)
Various doctor’s in gowns, smoking pipes and wearing top hats are walking around, the walls are lined with animal heads and there are expensive rugs and doors, and no sign of any medical equipment. Two typical upper-class people walk up to each other
British Doctor 1 (posh voice): I say old chap, can one cover one’s shift this afternoon, one is having dinner with the duke of Canterbury
British Doctor 2 (posh voice): Why certainly. Ta-ta!
They both walk off

INT. SACRED HEART HOSPITAL CORRIDOR
JD, Turk and Elliot are walking down a corridor
JD (Voiceover): The problem is that it’s not just us who’s going
Dr Cox, Dr Wen, Jordan and The Janitor join the 3 of them; there are now all 7 of them walking in line, a reference to the magnificent seven
JD: It’s like the entire hospital is moving.

INT. GREEN WING HOSPITAL CAR PARK (here-on known just as the 'hospital)
The car park bar thing lifts and JD and Turk ride in on scooters, followed by Dr. Cox and Jordan in their car, followed by Dr. Wen and Elliot (He’s giving her a lift) in his. Then finally the Janitor’s van (that looks like it has been driven through various muddy fields). JD and Turk park their bikes in A4 and A5. Dr Wen and Cox and Jordan park a little further away (around D or E) While the Janitor drives all the way to park W24. Next to Statham’s car.

INT. HOSPITAL ENTRANCE
JD and Turk walk in through the hospital doors, they walk into the doctor’s lounge but wonder what they’re meant to do.
JD: What are we meant to do again?
Turk: What? Didn’t you read the induction pamphlet?
JD: I was busy playing who could find the vein quickest with my interns. That guys gonna need a lot of bandages…
Turk: The…
Turk studies the pamphlet closely
Turk: Staff Liaison Officer.

INT. SUE WHITE’S OFFICE
JD and Turk walk into Sue’s office.
Sue: Ah! Well, if it isn’t two fresh-faced new doctors joining our friendly community
JD (Voice-over): This doesn’t seem too bad
Sue’s phone starts bleeping; she answers it on the speakerphone
Harriet (over speakerphone): Hello Sue, Joanna would like to see you.
Sue: Tell her to f*ck off!
JD and Turk look shocked. Sue turns to look at them with a wide smile on her face.
Turk: We were…told to come here to find where we’re working?
Sue checks a chart, then points at JD
Sue: You are working in Room 7b under consultant radiologist Dr Statham.
She then points at Turk
Sue: and you are working in Surgery Room 3 with Dr Secretan, Dr Todd and Dr Macartney.
Pause
Sue: Lucky bstard.
Turk and JD give her and odd look before leaving

INT. DOCTOR’S LOUNGE
Dr Cox walks into the doctor’s lounge. Whistles and gets everyone’s attention
Dr Cox: Ok! Which one of you lucky dogs gets to work with me today!
Martin and Boyce walk forward
Boyce and Martin: Erm…us.
Dr Cox: Ok, There are three rules of working with me. One, do not talk to me about anything other than work, and Two, Don’t ever do anything wrong EVER and Three, If you cannot see me do NOT page me.
Dr Cox walks off, Martin and Boyce look at each other
Martin: I’m sure he was saying something
Boyce: He was just explaining that he’s an enormous twat.
Martin: Sounds about right.

INT. HOSPITAL CANTEEN
Guy and Mac are in the middle of a game of spoon of destiny. JD walks over to them with a lunch tray in his hands
JD: Hey can I get some sugar?
JD leans over and gets a pinch of sugar, but as he retracts his hand, Guy hits him with a spoon
Guy (to Mac): We have a new challenger to the spoon of destiny
JD looks puzzled
JD: The what?
Guy: The spoon of destiny, who can scoop the most sugar into their cup with their spoon without it falling out their mouth. And you’ve just accepted the challenge
JD Thinks for a second
Camera spins around quickly, When it comes back to it’s starting place JD is sitting with a spoon in his mouth leaning over the bowl of sugar.
Guy (muffled by spoon in his mouth): Thwee, Two, One!
Spoon of destiny ensues, After a while Mac’s spoon falls out his mouth, he bangs the table with his fist and goes to eat his food, JD takes Mac’s place opposite Guy and they keep going, both taking it very seriously.

INT. HOSPITAL CANTEEN LUNCH TABLE
Mac is sitting eating his lunch; Turk and Elliot see him by himself and go over to join him. Turk holds up his hand for a high-five
Turk: Hey brother!
Mac looks at him with a puzzled expression
Mac: Sorry?
Turk: High-five!
Mac: Oh. Yeah.
Mac holds up his hand feebly, which Turk slaps with all his force, Mac quickly retreats his hand
Mac: What was that for?
Turk: It was a high-five. Don’t you do high-fives here?
Mac: We do high-fives, we don’t do slapping each others hands till they look like a piece of raw beef.
Turk: Erm…
Elliot (to Turk): What he means is…shut up.
Elliot looks at Mac properly for the first time, she sits staring at him for a few seconds, before
Mac: Erm…hi. I’m Dr Macartney
Holds up his hand to high-five her
Elliot: No, I don’t do that
Lowers his hand into a handshake position, which Elliot quickly accepts, shaking his hand thoroughly
Elliot: I’m Dr Reid, Elliot Read
Elliot (voiceover): God I sound like that British guy. James Bond or something.

Ahhh, good to see this return. :D I love it, you have the characters perfectly and you've managed to capture both programmes really well. :yeeay

OMFG!!! This is friggin fantastic LLAM!!!

I love how you've got them all together and I can really imagine them sayin all this to eachother.


You HAVE to carry on. NOW.Please.

LOVE this!!!!!! characters are spot on!!!! and this is just so funny!!!! please continue this!!!! :notworthy

:excited :excited :excited :excited :excited :excited


oh dear i love this!!!!!!!!!!!!

you've captured them perfectly. i could hear their voices in my head!

INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR
Dr Cox is walking along a corridor, closely followed by Boyce, then Martin. Dr Cox is ranting away but you can’t hear what he’s saying, both Boyce and Martin look very bored. Statham is walking down the corridor from the opposite end. As Statham passes Dr Cox, Boyce boings one of Dr Cox’s curls in his hair. Dr Cox turns round, looking very angry
Boyce (pointing at Statham): It was him!
Statham turns round, utterly confused. Dr Cox, marches towards him, as Statham runs off-screen, followed by Dr Cox.
Boyce: Look at that, hit two birds with one stone.
INT. HOSPITAL CANTEEN
JD and Guy are still playing spoon of destiny, they are on their 3rd bowl. The janitor then walks past, not noticing anything, but then he stops. Puts his mop on the spoon of destiny table and knocks everything over.
Janitor: That’s for spilling sugar!
Guy stands up, the spoon dropping out his mouth
Guy: Hey, What was that for!
Janitor walks up to him, around ten times guy’s size, Guy shrinks back
Janitor: For spilling the sugar!
Guy sits down again
Janitor: I’m watching you…
JD still has the spoon in his mouth
JD: Yes! I win! YOU owe me a cupcake.
(note: these are my two personal favourite scenes next)
INT. SUE WHITE’S OFFICE
The Janitor is cleaning behind Sue’s desk, she is nowhere to be seen, The janitor looks at Sue’s computer, he looks for a few seconds, before going back to his work. Though after a while, he drops his broom and sits at her computer, he looks for 5 or 6 seconds, then gets up and starts mopping again. He opens a cupboard to dust in it and Sue jumps out of it
Sue: Someone help me! Murderer! Doctor Macartney save me!
Pause
Janitor: I’m just the janitor
Sue: Aaaah! Crazy Janitor Murderer. Doctor Macartney! I need a knight in shining armor to save me!
Janitor: I think I’ll do this bit later…
The janitor walks out, sue is still in shock. After a few seconds, someone in a full jousting knight armor slowly stomps into the room
Knight (the voice is unrecognizable): What’d I miss
Sue: You’re too late.
Knight: Oh ok. See you tomorrow
The knight turns round, but then he trips over
Knight: Erm…can I get some help. Fair maiden.
she ignores him, and goes and stares at her computer
INT. SUE WHITE’S OFFICE
Sue White is sitting at her desk, Dressed in a black and white striped top, she has a beret on, a fake twirly moustache and a baguette. Guy walks into Sue’s office and takes a seat
Guy: Sue, I was looking over –
Guy notices Sue’s choice of dress
Guy: That must’ve been some weird dead guy
Sue: Actually I Bought these from a charity shop. I am celebrating the French culture.
Pause, Guy just stares at her. Sue leans towards him
Sue: Do you find it, (puts on a weird French accent) Womantique?
Guy looks longingly at Sue for a second, then brakes her gaze
Guy: Not really
Guy gets up to leave
Sue: Bah! Have at thee!
Sue swings the baguette at Guy and hits him in the head with it, knocking him unconscious. Sue starts eating the baguette
Sue (with her mouth full): Ooh. (puts on accent again) Steel Fwesh.

genius lol ... :P

more please!

i remember reading this on fanfiction.net...so glad your going to continue it as i think both shows are hilarious...

:excited

:D I love this! It's Scrubs! And GW! And it's all just excellent. :notworthy

more sivoutplait!

oh its perfect! love scrubs.... love eliotmac ish but WHERES CAROLINE? perfect girl budy for eliot

:roflmao fantastic!!!! love it!!!!!! :notworthy

This is really good!!!!!!! :D

its really weird... i thought of doing this too but you wrote it far better than i ever could have!!!!! you did it justice...lol i wouldnt have!!!
Great minds think a like hey???????

well done
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

:lol: Yes, they have to be friends! They can be clumsy and awkward and neurotic together!

just a little update while I get back on my fanficcing feet

INT. SURGERY
Mac, Guy and Turk (in Caroline’s place) are performing surgery. After a few seconds, mac leans over and turns on the CD player. ‘You really got me’ by, of course, the kinks starts playing. Turk looks horrified at Mac. But after about 5 seconds he starts to look curious, and slowly begins nodding his head in approval Turk: What is this?
Mac: A herrerrerrectomy. I thought you were a surgeon.
Turk: A herrerrerrectomy? Oh, kidney stones.
Guy: What’s a kidney stone?
Mac: Never mind him Guy. He takes things more seriously than us.
Turk: Hey, I can mess it up. Look!
Turk walks off screen and comes back on with a hammer (like you use for hammering up shelves) and moves to where Guy is standing. He lifts up the hammer and hits the patient hard in the head. The beep, beep, beep of the heart monitor changes to a long constant beep.
Mac: Yeah, I don’t think the administrators take too fondly to surgeons killing patients…
Turk: Oh. he laughs nervously hey don’t worry, I can fix this. he pushes on the heart to get it started again. But it stays the same
Guy: Look, just give me the hammer!
Turk, panicking, hands him the hammer. When Guy receives it he whacks the patient’s head with it, and the heart monitor goes back to normal. Turk looks at Guy enviously.
Turk: I don’t know, or care about, how that worked.

Heheheeee!! Yay im glad you retriened this flic!

:roflmao Hahaha, the perfect surgical team.

:lol: Wouldn't you love to have them as your surgeons?