-this continues directly on from episode 8. As in my universe episode 9 does not exist!-

“E is for Effing Dwarves and F is for…” Alan was singing as he, Martin and Joanna were tottering off the edge of the cliff. The van creaked drastically and moved backwards a few centimeters
“fucking falling off a cliff!” Joanna shouted and slapped Alan round the back of the head. Alan suddenly thought.
“We could break the window. The driving window.” He muttered, pointing directly infront of him. Martin couldn’t wait to get out the mobile home.
“Alright then!” he cried. Joanna looked around for something to smash the window with, but after a few seconds Martin got too anxious.

SMASH! Martin had punched his hand through the front window, he recoiled bleeding as Alan and Joanna cleared away enough of the window for them to get out. Martin jumped out straight away and landed flat on the grass. Alan was nearest the window, and just as he was about to get out, he said
“oh no! My wallet’s back there!” he turned and slowly crawled into the back of the caravan whilst Joanna pushed past him and jumped out the caravan and onto the grass. A few seconds later Alan reappeared and he was about to jump out when
“My books!” he ran back inside again to Joanna’s annoyance and reappeared with a stack of books, which seemed to greatly unbalance the level of the caravan. It started to topple backwards as Alan got to the window. It was very close to falling off the cliff, Alan threw the books on to the grass, which made the Caravan topple. Alan just managed to jump out as it fell into the ocean, and he clung onto the side of the cliff.

Meanwhile…
“Where’s your ticket, sir?” The officer at the train station asked Guy, ruining his and Caroline’s romantic moment.
“Erm…I haven’t got one. It’s just; we won’t be on for long. Can you just give us a free ride this one time?” Guy pleaded with the guard. The guard looked at them and sighed. “Alright, I’ll let you on, If; I can kiss your friend here. Just once.” He offered.
“What? No! She’s my fiancée; I’m not letting you treat her like that.” Guy replied.
“Well then you’re not getting on this train.” The guard said.
“Oh yeah? We’ll see about that.”

this is a good start! look forward to reading more

Alan, Joanna and Martin had walked to a bus station and Joanna was fiddling around in her pockets for money. “Nope. Looks like we’re stuck here.” Joanna sighed just as a bus came trundling down the road. “Ok, follow my lead.” Alan said, stretching briefly as the bus stopped infront of them. They waited until the bus started up again before Alan suddenly ran and jumped onto the back of the bus, holding onto the rear window. Joanna looked on in shock as the bus drove away, with Alan clinging onto the back. Joanna muttered “Tosser.” Before Martin suddenly exclaimed “Twenny quid!” Joanna grabbed it and ran off, with Martin running after her.

The office girls were sitting doing work (for once) when the phone at Rachel’s desk rang. She picked it up and listened for a few seconds before telling the rest of the girls “It’s Joanna.” She said before listening again.
“Where are you?” Rachel asked on the phone. No-one else could hear Joanna, just Rachel’s replies
“Well how did you end up there?”
“that bastard.”
“I told you it looked sort of wrinkled last night.” The office girls looked up from their desk
“Well you should teach that sheep a lesson.” The others gave each other weird looks
“If it’s swollen and itchy you should see a doctor. You’re not meant to do that with sheep you know.” The others raised their eyebrows as Rachel put the phone down and walked back to her desk.
“Knew that’d f*ck you up.” Rachel smiled.

omg isnt stardust the movie that JRT is going to be in in the spring!?????

It has two meanings! yeah, it's the film with JRT in! Also it's the name of a David Bowie song I'm very fond of.

love this fic!! :D

Yeah this is sounding awesome! :D I look forward to more. :)

I looked it up on IMDB and he isnt mentioned as being in it?!?

Oh no - my mistake - must be a IMDB f*ck up!!

Great fic BTW :D

YAY NEW EXCELLENT FICNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm, sudden interest...very well, I was going to cancel this fic but I may as well continue this. thanks for the good thoughts!

hehe just read my last post, thought 'wow what a weirdo'.

and then realised it was by me.


someone should DELETE the caps lock button from my keyboard....

Ohh i like this its to good!!! :lol: