Title: The Whiteleaf Diaries
Description: Diaries From Guys Past
Guy is for life!! - January 3, 2007 09:24 PM (GMT)
Just Something i came up with when i got banned form the tv forwatching to much of it. My parents are mad!
More than 1 POV!
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My POV
I hate mondays.Well, thats generlising.I hate most mondays.For example, if my birthday or christmas is on a monday i can make an exeption or if someone sets a teacher on fire in chemestry like they did last week. David and Andrew Poured everything in the beaker at once and it was a chemical overload.the idios.Should of waited till he was nearer.Might have blown his tash off. Instead they singed it and got a detention. Mr Garbett cant take a joke.Schools not all its craked up to be, especialy if you have to stay overnights, weekends and holidays. Its dead boring coz everyone else has left for christmas break and its only me and Secretan, unless you count crazy Gregg down the hall who constantly shouts 'im gregg' so i punched him in the stomach. Should have punched him in the mouth, might have shut him up.Hang on i think i just saw secretan ran past. looked like he was crying.Wouldnt blame him.For him, whats not to cry about? He is 7 years old at a bording school in a foreign country having to stay all the time (like me) and its dark and raining.Poor kid, ill go see whats wrong
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What do you think?
macismygod - January 3, 2007 09:26 PM (GMT)
swiss boy lover - January 3, 2007 09:28 PM (GMT)
ooooo coool i'm intrigued :D
more please
CupboardLady - January 3, 2007 10:16 PM (GMT)
I'm very intrigued and also a little confused! :blink:
IMO - January 4, 2007 12:04 AM (GMT)
Am also slightly confused. Is this Guy's diary, and if so then who is poor little Secretan :unsure:
CupboardLady - January 4, 2007 12:07 AM (GMT)
Same missunderstanding as me. Makes me feel less stupid now! :D
IMO - January 4, 2007 12:08 AM (GMT)
That's OK we can be stupid together :eehee
CupboardLady - January 4, 2007 12:10 AM (GMT)
YAY!! :lol: *does very deranged dance before walking repeatedly into a wall*
newestgreenwingfan01 - January 4, 2007 05:52 PM (GMT)
me likey!!! :thumbsup *swings round happily and crashes into wall*
xpingux - January 4, 2007 06:07 PM (GMT)
teamsecretan - January 5, 2007 03:33 PM (GMT)
POOR GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LUV IT!
Guy is for life!! - January 6, 2007 08:13 PM (GMT)
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| Am also slightly confused. Is this Guy's diary, and if so then who is poor little Secretan |
Sorry. Should have explained! this entry is NOT Guys.This is someone else whos name will be in guy's entry. And your not half as stupid as my friend hannah.She almost walked into the teachers toilets while our science teacher was in there
Guy is for life!! - January 6, 2007 08:27 PM (GMT)
UPDATE.YAY!
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Guys POV
Its raining outside again.Its really scary.i was going to Brogans Room but Mr Lambourn was coming so i ran away.He scares me.I hate it here.I wish dad was with me, or Declan and Mark.I wish Declan was still alive.He died not long ago from a deseis called cancer or something like that.I would go to bed but the thunders keeping me awake.Im glad everyone went away for christmas.Most of the teachers scare me.ESPECIALLY Mr Lambourn.I once heard Brogan say 'Looks like he fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down'. That made me laugh. Brogans the only one who's nice to me. Everyone else bullys me. Mind you,They have 1001 things to bully me for.1)Im Swiss, 2)I look like a donkey.One of the guys said 'Hey look.Its the donkey from shrek' to me when i first came. That made me cry.3)Cry Baby.4)Scared of almost EVERYTHING.The list is endless.
teamsecretan - January 7, 2007 04:25 PM (GMT)
MY POOR BABY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME GIVE YOU A CHOCOLATE BAR AND A HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not sexually after all he is only 7)
macismygod - January 7, 2007 04:26 PM (GMT)
awwww (now we no why he's such a hard nut!)
IMO - January 7, 2007 06:59 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Guy is for life!! @ Jan 6 2007, 08:13 PM) |
| QUOTE | | Am also slightly confused. Is this Guy's diary, and if so then who is poor little Secretan |
Sorry. Should have explained! this entry is NOT Guys.This is someone else whos name will be in guy's entry. And your not half as stupid as my friend hannah.She almost walked into the teachers toilets while our science teacher was in there
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Ohhhh I wonder who :unsure:
And poor Hannah, I almost walked into the Boys toilets once :o that was the big joke at school for at least a term :blink:
Guy is for life!! - January 8, 2007 06:42 PM (GMT)
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| And poor Hannah, I almost walked into the Boys toilets once that was the big joke at school for at least a term |
Hannah will be glad to hear you feel sorry for her.I still tease her about it and we've got science with that teacher on Wednesday!The Teacher is Mr Garbet (yes,Mr Garbet from my entry.......Hes Not that bad in real life) ALL teachers in this fic are my real teacher in real life.So if one of them read this fic, im as good as dead :ph43r: ,unless its the weekend.Now I'll shut up and......UPDATE!!! :lol:
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My POV
I hate to generilize,but all teacher are poofs.Take Mr Davidson for example.His nickname is 'The Hair'. Why? Because he's always running his fingers through it. That man is so vain. He looks like something out a Japanese comic. And he always Picks out someonein everyclass to pick on. Unfortunatly for Secretan, in his class its him.Theres this big guy in his class, I think his names Markus,Markus Guiser,Hes always bulling the poor wee guy.Mind you almost everyone bullies him. I dont and if any one bad mouths him near me I punch them. I remember David Bad Mouthed him and I puched him so hard he cried! That was really funny. There's only two teachers in the whole building that are nice to Secretan, Stephenson (English) and Collins (Woodwork).They'er always at each others throats though. One day Ill find a way to exploit that.
swissluvagirl - January 8, 2007 07:48 PM (GMT)
Ahh poor Guy! Make it better MAKE IT BETTER :cry :cry
Guy is for life!! - January 9, 2007 06:00 PM (GMT)
Ok!
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Guys POV
Today was a good day.Brogan talked to me. She let me stay in her room coz i was boerd.I was complain about who no one could write my name/pronunce my name so she told me to write it down and then she rubbed out everything but the 'gu' and added a 'y'.Guy is a much cooler name than Gulliame.I dont even know how to pronunce it properly. I remembered Declan trying to pronunce it, and I cried. Then I got a hug of Brogan!!!!! I'm serious thats huge. She hugs no-one, I mean she hardly ever talks to anyone.I didnt know about Brogans dad. Not knowing your mums bad but what happend to Brogans proably worse. She tried to cheer me up by asking if I could play any sport.I replied by telling her the only thing close enough to sport i could do was to catch a ball in a bucket thats on my head.She told me to make a game of it. Its quite good. I've already got half the rules writen down and Ive a name for it. Guyball. I might change it later. Brogan has a copy of the rules and is checking them by making sure they're playable and who's the guine pigs? Stephenson and Collins
swissluvagirl - January 9, 2007 06:16 PM (GMT)
ahhh guy... and GUY BALL WAS BORN!
Guy is for life!! - January 12, 2007 08:38 PM (GMT)
Did u notice the other dudes name? Think bully
Guy is for life!! - January 16, 2007 08:08 PM (GMT)
Ok. I is Bored my English teacher is pure evil and.............i is bored. Sorry if its a bit shit. Wrote it after HE Test.
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My POV
Cant Belive this. Men are idiots. No Joke. especially teachers.Stephenson and Collins are now fighting over who eat the last bit of toast. i mean for god sake, MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING SLICE!!!!!!!!!!! I know who it was anyway. It was Richardson in art. Hes nice.Anyway, OHH MY GOD! Collins just got the flame thrower and Screamed 'DIE GAY TRANSEXTUALL BITCH!'. That will come up in English.Secretans screaming. its like hes never seen teachers fight before. I dont think the blood bothers him though. Hes probably gonna be a surgin or an anethisist or somthing like that.Oh well, Mr s is a dead Gay transextual and Mr Collins is WAY over competitive.
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Note to Mr Stephenson
:ph43r:
That will teach you for giving us Grammer/punctuation and then blaming me infront of the class
....................i have a problem :(
swissluvagirl - January 16, 2007 08:26 PM (GMT)
haha BLOOD...this makes me laugh. And it has been proven that fan fics are easily written on the back of tests. But got one of mine conviscated today :blush
teamsecretan - January 27, 2007 07:52 PM (GMT)