From: joannaisincharge@gmail.com
To: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com, guyballchampion@gmail.com, fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com, doctorcarolinetodd@gmail.com, martin@gmail.com, everygirlsdream@gmail.com, naughtyrachel@gmail.com, kimmykimkimkim@gmail.com, joannaismysexydarling@gmail.com
Subject: New email system

Lyndon has had the best idea of installing a new email system so we can all talk and move into the New Age as letter writing is so dull! Anyway yeah im bored, not all of you are halfwits (sorry martin and alan that doesnt include you), you know how to send emails. Bye

:lol: I love it already! And the email adresses are pure genius.

From: kimmykimkimkim@gmail.com
To: everygirlsdream@gmail.com
Subject: YOU VAIN ASS!

Boycie, you are the vainest guy I know!! If you werent so good-looking, funny and charming, Id consider going for someone else but as it is, you ARE absolutely gorgeous and id be stupid to ditch you despite your vain email address.

Anyway im off for a fag with Rache. Talk to you later babe
Kimmy

From: everygirlsdream@gmail.com
To: kimmykimkimkim@gmail.com
R.E. YOU VAIN ASS!

Come on, you cant blame me for being vain! With my looks and personality, I AM every girls dream and thats a fact.

Oh and yeah you would be stupid to ditch me, i got a list of girls dying to go out with me and i mean a list.

Have fun smoking with Rache
Boycie

Okay before I write anymore I had the idea that people can take email address from the first post and make up emails for the characters, if people dont want to do that then its fine but if people do please PM me and let me know which character you want to play from now on

(Oh and sorry to anyone who wanted to be her but im Joanna in this fic :) )

Alan's email addy! :lol: :lol:

oooh kinda like the WWDW thing?? that's a fab i dea i loove it already :)

lol hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: Loving it already! Keep going!

*giggles*

I like this. I may need to thikn of a few emails...

Has anyone else pm'd NGWF?
I'm just being nosey cos I wanna know who's who!!

Wow, what a great idea for a fanfic. With such a great idea, it may be a challenge to get the story right, but you really pull that off, all credit to you. Well done!!

;)


Oh yeah. And MORE!

I have- should be interesting! lol. :P

Okay just to let you all know whats going on so far


CupboardLady is Sue
Bingle is Guy
Swissluvagirl is Caroline

Theres still more characters if anyone else wants to be one

Right everybody! Okay this fic is starting up again. Big thank you to CupboardLady, bingle, Swissluvagirl and Jess who emailed me asking to be characters. That was really appreciated.

Okay basically Ill make up an email from Mac or Joanna and the person who gets the email has to make up a reply to what i said.

From: joannaisincharge@gmail.com
To: joannaismysexydarling@gmail.com
Subject: CHANGE EMAIL ADDY OR ELSE!
Alan, if you dont change your email address to something that doesnt slander my name or humiliates me like this, Ill personally make sure that tiny little people visit you every second of your life
Good day to you,
Joanna

:lol:

To: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com, guyballchampion@gmail.com, fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com, doctorcarolinetodd@gmail.com, martin@gmail.com, everygirlsdream@gmail.com, naughtyrachel@gmail.com, kimmykimkimkim@gmail.com, joannaisincharge@gmail.com
From: joannaismysexydarling@gmail.com
Subject: CHANGE EMAIL ADDY OR ELSE!
Dear Sexy Little Birdie,
My Address is in fact a statement of truth, therefore shall not be changed by empty threats.

Dr Alan Roderick Statham
Consultant Radiologist

Will thy lips of my lover be visting mine tonight, How i long for the sweet necter of your body.

:roflmao brilliant jess!!!


From: joannaisincharge@gmail.com
To: joannaismysexydarling@gmail.com
R.E. CHANGE EMAIL ADDY OR ELSE

No seriously do!! If you dont Alan, ill personally staple your fingers to your desk and make you listen to boyce saying take it back for all eternity

Seriously have a good day you b*stard
Joanna

:lol: Love it!!

From: Scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com

To: joannaismysexydarling@gmail.com

Stop sending me pointless emails, you tosser! How dare you waste my time- I have lots of liasing to be getting on with.
Oh and could you tell your menopausal girlfriend to keep her f*cking nose out of my business?
You can f*ck off now.

from: joannaisincharge@gmail.com
to: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com

IM NOT MENOPAUSAL!!! How dare you?!! Im only forty!

From: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com

To: joannaisincharge@gmail.com

Who said that?! Now stop bothering me you f*cking twat!

To: joannaismysexydarling@gmail.com
From: guyballchampion@gmail.
Subject: CHANGE EMAIL ADDY OR ELSE!

Dr Staham

I think I'm going to be sick.

Although if the rumours are true, the only thing visiting you tonight will be herpes.

Guy

:roflmao omg brilliant!!!!!!

:roflmao Love it!!!!!

To:guyballchampion@gmail

From: fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com

Gasbag,

How about getting on with what your supposed to be doing, instead of talking to Statham, and get your big swiss arse into theatre!

Mac

p.s. The only thing you could possibly talk about with Statham is the fact that you both fucked the same person, yes thats rite your mother

from: joannaisincharge@gmail.com
to: everygirlsdream@gmail.com

boyce as alan statham hasnt yet changed his email address and i cant kill another person do you mind annoying him for the rest of his miserable life?

Joanna

To: fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com
From: guyballchampion@gmail
Subject: you are a ginger girl

Stop hacking into my e-mail account and reading my PRIVATE emails!

Oh and I forgot to mention this earlier... I've started a petition to rid the medical profession of ginger whingers... that means, my friend, your days are numbered.

Guy

p.s. I'm running a bit late. Do you think it's possible to start surgery without me and i'll catch up when I get there?

:lol: this fic is turning into one hell of a funny one!!!!!!! :notworthy

From: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com

To: guyballchampion@gmail.com

I'm bored.
Do you want to see me light a match with my bare ass? Yeah? Do you want to touch it? Do you?
Simba sends a growl.

S

To: guyballchampion@gmail
From: fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com

Subject: you are a mad swiss that shags your mum

Hmm lets think seeing as your the one that they stupidly got to be enithatist...don't think i can really start without you knocking the poor idiot out first.

So if its alright, can you put the blonde receptionist down and make your way to theatre.

Mac

p.s. dont bother coming round tonight mate, i'm out with someone. If your that upset about not being able to see me, then i'm sure your mummy wont mind you crying on her shoulder, o wait i forgot you fucked her

:roflmao :roflmao

From: guyballchampion@gmail.com
To: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com
Subject: Re: I'm bored

Tempting... but MacNugget says he needs me in surgery straight away.
Apparently it's "unethical" to begin surgery without putting the patient under the anaesthetic, even though I'd only be about 5 mins late and I'm sure they couldn't do anything too painful in that time.

Guy

To: guyballchampion@gmail
From: fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com

Subject: waiting

Guy, hurry the f*ck up

To: fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com
From: guyballchampion@gmail
Subject: Re: waiting

Can't I bring the blonde receptionist with me?

Guy

from:joannaisincharg@gmail.com
to:naughtyrachel@gmail.com

Yeah i CAN see you trying to smuggle the vaccum cleaner thingy out again. Dont even bother to try!

from:naughtyrachel@gmail.com
to:joannaisincharge@gmail.com

Piss off - im taking it this time!! Oh and tell Kimmy to give me my fags back! I bought them the b*tch!

:lol:

From: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com

To: guyballchampion@gmail.com

Subject: RE: I'm bored

Well suit yourself, you crentious f*ckwit. I won't be offering you that too often.

Oh, if you're going to theatre, could you manage to bring the fact that Dr Trodd has deranged feet due to a horrible, horrible genetic condition into the conversation?

S x

To: guyballchampion@gmail
From: fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com

Subject: Re: you are a mad swiss that shags your mum

too late, got the other enithetist to do it. whoops sorry if i made you lose the receptionist

i'm sure later you can always go to the bakery and pick up another tart

Mac

To: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com, guyballchampion@gmail.com, fraiseblondesrock@gmail.com, doctorcarolinetodd@gmail.com, martin@gmail.com, everygirlsdream@gmail.com, naughtyrachel@gmail.com, kimmykimkimkim@gmail.com, joannaisincharge@gmail.com
From: joannaismysexydarling@gmail.com
Subject: CHANGE EMAIL ADDY OR ELSE!
My finger shall not be embeded into a table my darling you are far to loving to do such a mean spirited thing, i would expect that behaviour from Mrs White!!
And any how i am lead to believe Mr Boyce has a hidden crush for they say you hurt the ones you love!

Yours Truely
Statham

From: guyballchampion@gmail.com
To: scotchladyandsimba@gmail.com
Subject: F*ck you.

Dr Todd has lovely feet. Even if they are a bit on the big side.

Jealousy is such an ugly emotional.

Guy