It HAD to be done, really.

(btw if you don't know what i'm on about watch the gw secret policemen sketch)

SO shall we start off... anyone work in a hospital? anybody getitng us connections...

:lol: Thanks for starting this.
Hm, I don't have any connections yet - I'm trying to get hospital work experience though, so I'll see what I can do. :)

and i live very near to basingstoke.... this is FATE!!!! here is a log for our new DOCTOR MACARTNEY log book:


Recently found at :censor park near a dog:

a lock of unmistakably

fraise blonde hair.


see below.

:roflmao

oh gosh verity this thread just brings back the lewes memories

(lets go go go|!!)

sadly he ran up some stairs though :(

But then we ran into him again in the carpark! Good thing we decided to search it for his bike and leave love notes. :lol: Oh, and touch the seat where his bare arse was ... we really are stalkers, aren't we?

:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao

stalking him sounds like a fantastic idea! :wub:

heehee.........he looks really hot in the pic with the hair actually lol
stalkin all the way!

genius... lol although we need proper high tech stalking equipment .. which can be found at your nearest dr mccartney stalking shop :lol:

:roflmao Alas if only there were one near me... Ok lets make a checklist of essential Dr Macartney stalking equipment.

1) binoculars

that is because


he IS hot. supa hot! hehee im a geek


so now, do any of our top high-tech stalkers WITH high-tech stalking equipment know the answer to this:

TARA AND JULIAN:

are they on? (beLIEVE me, it hurts me to post this pic)



or are the off??

So far i have, through careful researching, found this.


WHO REKCONS we should GIVE this pic to him? CHEATING with sienna miller. tut tut. and after all his help with her cocaine play, too...

yes!
:ph43r:

:jawdrop i thought they were together ages ago but they broke up didn't they?? please say he's still single - although the fact that he's still single is a mystry to me.... :wub:

:roflmao

and :jawdrop

My mother often makes comments about how i fancy pratically every guy on tv .. which i dont think is fair lol ..... dont know what this has got to with anything

Dr Mccartney stalking kit item number 2: a net -- just incase we do find him we can catch him and keep him locked up in a cupboard ...... or is that just taking stalking to a whole new level?? which do you think you get more time in prison for stalking or kidnapping?? of cause the obvious answer IS kidnapping but then again it depends on the level of stalking.... and im rambling AGAIN sorry :P ;)

we wouldnt need to lock him UP- one look at our beautiful faces will render him our slave together!!


yes they were together off/on/ off/on, lived togther briefly, he directed/produced her one woman show, said in several interviews 'what makes me happy? Chocolate, and my girlfriend tara.'

shes good friends with sienna miller, in turn good friends with SM's fiancee, SM and david tennant and HIS fiancee and of course jrt. theyr like a SET.

ahhh it all makes sense now - SM's fiance is very pretty <_< I'm sooo jelous of her - ahh celeb circles of friends comfuse me but yeah :blink:

awwww :wub:

Im confused as too who is who's fiance ... and where does david tennant come into this apart from the fact he is sooooooo lovely :wub: ... :)

if he is single........HOW THE HELL!!

3rd piece of stalking equipment : Our own disguises!!!!!! suitably black balaclava's! :ph43r: such as the ninja's

or alan style balaclava's :thumbsup

like stathams balaclava lmao ....

.... item number 4: the blue prints to his house ... :ph43r: :ph43r:

hehe you got in just before me with that comment ;) :o :P

not if you have an intolerance to wool :P

haha indeed :P :lol:

could make them out of lycra if you have an intolerence to wool lol :rolleyes:

david tennat shares a house with sm's fiancee....


piece of equipment no. 1: JULIAN DETECTOr

senses even the smallest wiff of shampoo and fraise blondeiness from over 5 MILES AWAY.

thats genius ... although dont we need a sample of his hair first then again we already have one :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :excited

Item number .. erm 4/5: a notepad and camera in order to note down what he does .... actually that seems kind of freaky :rolleyes:

i think the whole kinda fact that we're planning how to stalk him seems a bit freaky lol

6th item: night vision goggles for when we sneek in2 his house at night(best time)

item 7: a bag to keep it all in because thats the sensible thing to do

um :blink:

what?? DT lives with Lousie???? oh my life i soo wish i was in their fameous circle - i would happily take david tennant off their hands, or split them all up so they can all be with me

also if i was in their circle stalking julian would be far easier :)

right so i reckon what we should do is rob a bank (ninja style :ph43r: ) so that we can bribe one of Julians close friends to give us as many details about him as we want, then we find him, and either bribe him aswell or just throw a big bag over his head and take him with us :D

erm yes actually just to CONFIRM everybody i am not condoning any ACTUAL dr macartney stalking and ANY invasion of personal privacy by you is NOT MY FAULT

ok?

(but pm me with anything you find out! you PSYCHOPATH BURGLARS)

He he we're only jokin...i think :blink: :shutit

Yes ... I'm definitely joking ... *hides stalking kit behind back*

yes joke .... :rolleyes: *looks innocent*

actually may i take this opportunity to say that if any authuorities or infact JRT related persons visit this forum .... we're not actuallly planning on stalking him ......


......


......

..... or are we??????
:eep

:roflmao


oh dear the poor poor man...

he thinks he's simply accepting an acting job, and yet instead he gets a hoard of stalking girls after him.


*serruptitiously hides behind the stalkers and denies all knowledge of anything whilst peeking into his window*

:lol: if peopl who r against mac stalking ask i had nothing to do about it

but if peopl with information ask...i may just hav had something to do with it!

i was not one of the people compiling a list of things we need in order to stalk dr mccartney ... well as far as the courts are concerned i wasnt lol

... then again he is a fictional character .. so i dont think much stalking can happen