Well I got a bit bored and when i get bored ideas come to me, I'm suffering writers block with as time goes by so I thought I'd do this.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters (more's the pity), although if I did I would do very, very bad things.........

Small note: I'm using certain members of this forum...........I hope you guys don't mind - if you do pm me and I'll replace you.

Fear and panic in the air - well not quiet yet.....

The occupants of the small bus were loud and over-excited, all spontaneously breaking into song at random intervals, all giggling. It was a happy atmosphere.
There was a shout from the back of the bus, “Llama Song,” and they all chorused:
Here’s a llama, there’s a llama,
Another little llama,
Fuzzy llama, funny llama,
Llama, llama, DUCK!!
This was followed by a lot of laughter.

The staff at East Hampton Trust hospital didn’t know what they were letting themselves in for.

:lol: tee hee!

and:

MUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!


ahem...

more soon please!! looks like its gonna be good :D

yay, someone got the muse reference!!

I'll write some more tomorrow, but for now i bid youa ll goodnight! xX

luv it!! and thanx for your reviews vair muchos apprisated.
xx :notworthy CONGRATS

ahaha
this looks fab :lol:

ooooooooooooooo

sounds interesting...... me likey the llama song, but mine's better....


and again MUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!! Map of the probelmatique if i'm not mistaken...

LLAM<A SONG!!! omg tey should sing the blaloon one insted... :rolleyes:

LUV IT CARRY ON

Hehe... a bus full of GWFFers! I'm sensing high jinx and doctor-stalking are about to occur on a scale previously unheard of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dances*

LLAMA SONG!!!!

I trust the biscuits will be passed around soon, the llama song being the (un)official OWACB theme tune?

LOVE THIS IDEA, TINKS!

*sprinkles confetti*

Hehe this sound ver interesing and if tis anything going by the first sections its going to be funny and well nuts!!

I LOVE THIS! And yes, bring on the doctor-stalking. :D

:roflmao Considering how much I laughed reading that, I think I'd be on the floor of that bus with laughter.

Thank you all, you should all know I'm drawing inspiration from the What do you want to do when you grow up thread.................oh and cred goes to the Irish dude from the SPB.......Enjoy



“Remind me,” Guy said turning back to his friend after listening to Joanna and Sue battling over who should show the interns and guests around, “Why are we doing this?” Mac considered the question for moment before answering.
“Well the interns are here to get a little more hands on experience in medicine, and the other guests, if you like, are coming here to gain more knowledge on how a hospital actually works.” Guy rolled his eyes.
“Yes I know that Ginger Man but why here? There are plenty of other hospitals they can go to, why here?”
“Well how many hospitals have an anaesthetist that accidentally shagged there mother,” Mac ducked out of the way of Guy’s fist, “A insane Radiologist, a frankly indescribable Scottish Staff Liaison Officer and,” He smirked, “A witty, charming, highly skilled, flame haired Adonis of a surgeon.” At this they both collapsed laughing.

“Ah yes, but us Irish love the Muslims,” Kim cried out in her best Irish accent, “We LOVE ‘em. Yep, we’re not the Terrorists anymore! We’re the River dance people, ‘How could anything so cute be so dangerous?” They all laughed.
“Oi, bus person,” Vicky called out, he looked around, “How long now?”
“Bout five minutes,” he answered.
He hadn’t counted on the mass of confetti that got scattered over him.

:lol:

:excited can't wait for more

:roflmao that was fab i can't wait for more :excited

:wub: So true ...
I love this fic already - it's absolutely hilarious (although that bus really is a mobile asylum). Can't wait for more!

Oh yay!!!! :lol: a want mooore!!! it rules!!

I can't believe everyone here, they all have such similar tastes to me! espechially the Muse thing... has anyone heard the Killers.

Just found this fic, loving it!

I also luv the llama song, it rocks

I also recognised the aerlier amnesty international secret police mans ball quote, you know the one about the irish and the muslims, i love the guy who did that joke he was so funny, now what was his name...

ahaha :lol:
love it!

:roflmao

*dances at her cameo*

You know we'd do that Tinks. :D

And loving the SPB references.

*tosses confetti over the fic, Tinks, and of course, the busman*

this ^ bit, is like the 'we're gonna need a bigger boat' bit from JAWS!!!

it shows that sooner or later there is going to be..............







IMPENDING DOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ooherr :ooherr





I may have gone a bit crazy..... :D

:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao I've just read this, Tink. OMF, hilarious stuff! What a brilliant idea! :notworthy :notworthy Are we going to see any interaction with the staff?... ;) ;)

:lol: Romantic interaction?

Oooh wow! This looks like a GREAT set up for a fanfic, like the way it's going. Also loving the Andrew Maxwell stuff! :lol:

MORE.

Great, i just reread it after the lyndons, luv it err... could i be in it? please, don't mind if u don't have and parts :blush

I keep on abandoning my fics, I'm sorry lol. Here's the next very short bit. And teamsecretan pretty much everyone on the forum'll be in it - just pm me withsome details and I'll add you in. Just so everyone knows this fic is purely for fun, there's no shipping and I don't think there'll be any romance - it's just pure insanity.

“So Boyce remind me again why we let you drag us out here to greet the newbie’s?” Guy asked.
“Pfft, dunno but I know why I’m here,” Mac and Guy gave him a questioning look, Boyce sighed, “One, they could be fit, two, we haven’t stood at the front entrance together for a while and three, it gets us off work for a bit.” The other two considered this for a second.
“Fair enough,” They chorused.

So Gw-ingy!! lLove it!!!! Love it!!! I LOVE IT!!

Can I have a cameo- pretty please?

YAY!!! you did more!!

totally agree sooo green wing!!!!

love it!

sure, like I said everyone'll probs end up being on here - just pm me with some details and what field you'd like to specialise in - seeing as you'll be interns and you can't all be surgical..........although there are different elements to surgery........




just pm me :P

I've done it! Sorry, did it in like 30 seconds. That is how deperate I am!!

Not even me and Mac? :(

:lol:

:roflmao

I don't know if I'm tired, but that made me giggle hysterically.

Tinks, if you put us in the fic without any choice of uor own, do you need details?

lol I dont need everyones details seeing as I kinda know what you lot are like


Tell ya what if I need them I'll pm you and then we go from there............


And Vicky I would but like I said this is pure insanity...........the destruction of East hampton Trust Hospital :D

weeee!
ohhhh!

i see me, pr and all the other mac fans will be stalking him...

:lol: I'm mentally preparing myself for the stalking.

as am i.

i'll get the night vision goggles!
:ph43r:

Jeezus I'm bad, okay erm an update :D

The occupants of the bus erupted into a huge screechy cheer as the hospital came into view, several of the girls actually broke into an odd dance.
"Jeez," Kim exclaimed grinning, "We've got a welcoming crowd. How. Cool. Is. That!" Her and Roz high fived eachother and danced.

"Ooooh here's the bus, okay fiver says they'll all fancy me more than they do you," Boyce grinned at Guy.
Guy smirked back, "As if Ladyboy, I could pull every single one of them."
Boyce raised his eyebrows, "Is that so Swiss donkey man?"
"Yep,"
"Really?"
"With my d*ck tied behind my back!"
Mac pulled a face, "Surely they'd prefer it if you didn't do that? I mean it's not very functional back there is it? Anyway you both know they'll all fall helplessly in love with me so I'd put your money away."
Before a full scale argument could break out the bus pulled up and with a hiss the doors flew open, only to allow a cloud of brightly coloured confetti to billow out and three very hyper members to collapse in a giggling heap on the floor.
"What the f*ck," The boys chorused.

"And here is an operating theatre," Sue announced, it seemed that it was her job to show newbies around after all, much to Joanna's annoyance.
"What a real one?" One of the girls asked wonderously.
"Yes," Sue answered, "A real one."
"Real actual working operating theatre," Vicky asked.
"Yes!" Sue was actually getting exasperated.
"Wow," they all chorused.
Kim grinned, "Can we go in? oOo we could distract them and make them do something wrong and them they'd get sued and it would be funny."
Sue raised her eyebrows, "So you think it would be funny to damage a patient do you? What kind of doctor does that make you?"
"Well one thing," Kim replied, "I aint no doctor, I'm an actor, and secondly are you telling me doctors don't have a sense of humour? Because if you are," She turned to the others, "The f*ck the lot of you I'm not being friends with you lot once you're all full qualified." The others giggled and Sue smiled.
"Fair enough I suppose, but that's the lovely Dr Macartney in there and I'd prefer it if we disrupted theatre 4 because the surgeon is a midget," When Sue saw everyone's confused expressions she added, "There is nothing funnier than vertically challenged surgeons get sued, trust me."

ehehe :lol:

more more more!!

oOo Emma, I need you to tell me what you want your part to be....

oh really? :rude :rude
ahaha
in a message?