Thought I'd do a short, sweet and perhaps smutty fic to cheer up all the gloomy people on the forum. :D It's pretty obvious, but this is set series one, after the party ep. Dedicated to jess, because she made me. And to EGB, cos it's her Birthday!





Caroline followed Mac down the corridor.

‘…tell me what it was like.’

‘It was average. Yeah.’

‘Oh…’ Caroline said, disappointed. ‘But the kiss, how did the kiss happen for God’s sake?’

‘Kiss, the kiss. Yeah, I remember that.’ Mac pulled her into a nearby room. ‘Er. You had your head over the loo like this.’ He said, pushing her down. ‘And then you came up, like this.’ He pulled her up again. ‘And then you turned around and I was there. I was on the floor next to you… stroking your hair.’ He did so. ‘Time honoured means of preventing sickness, obviously,’ he told her. ‘I remember you had your hand on my cheek like this, and then…’

‘And then I looked into your eyes?’ Caroline asked desperately.

‘Yeah.’ Mac agreed. ‘And then I looked into your eyes. There was a lot of… looking going on.’

‘Yes. And then I kissed you.’ Caroline tried to hang on to the last shred of dislike for Mac. ‘Clearly not on purpose.’

‘Clearly…’ Mac echoed.

‘And then you kissed me back.’ Caroline said hopefully.

‘And then I kissed you back.’ Mac answered. ‘Equally accidentally.’

‘And then…’ Caroline wondered what would happen next.

‘And then…' Mac watched her eyes flutter closed as his breath danced over her lips. He had to make a decision. He’d tried so hard not to like her, what with Martin and Guy, but… ‘And then.’

He made his decision and slowly brushed his lips against hers. He felt her sigh into his mouth and he pulled her closer, kissing her harder, his hand slipping underneath her white doctor’s coat and caressing the warm skin underneath.

As his tongue slipped into her mouth she moved both her hands to his hair, running them through it like she’d always wanted to do and feeling his fingers tangled in the short hair at the back of her head.

He pushed her backwards as their tongues duelled wildly, trapping her against the wall with his body. Her hand slowly slipped to his shoulder and started to travel downwards…

Suddenly a loud beeping made them both jump apart, panting.

‘F*ck.’ Mac switched off his pager, turning back to Caroline. ‘Erm. I’ll see you later.’ Pressing a swift kiss on her lips, he ran for the door, leaving her to attempt to walk on her trembling legs, eventually hitting a wall and sliding down.

:excited :excited :excited :excited

YAY SMUTTY SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hee hee

OHHHH thank you for the dedication!!

EEEkness!!! and i know there will be dripple all over this page soon!!!

I want the kiss, i want the kiss!! my bellie gone all achy with butterflies!!!
hurry up and add the next bit!! pleaseeeeeeee!!!

:yeeay Thanks PR! That was a thing of beauty, it really was.

wahhhhh smutty smutsmutsmut *does smut damce*

er...that came out wrong. anyway, greatness :thumbsup

AAAAAND its a present for me :D macsmut tied up in a bow (a virtual one, obviously) - what more could a girl ask for?



apart from mac, with or without bow :ph43r:

:excited :excited :excited :excited :excited

oo i love it!!!

i love carmac smut!!!

in FICS!!! not in the show...

well in the show as well...

as long as it doesn't lead to anything...

ahem...


I LOVE IT PR

:notworthy :notworthy

aww yay smut :excited I want more

and thankies for cheering me up with that pr :D

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy




ITS HAPPY!

ITS CARMAC!!!


ITS SMUT!!

im so happy. more more more . and also i forgot it is also a what if which i alwyss like cos u dont have to deal with the dyingness of maC!!!

phwaooar! :wub:

if only that did happen!

well no. And also because this is series one and he wasn't dying then. :unsure:

This bit's dedicated to madeline, cos she's funny, and bingle cos she's online. :D









Later in the day, Mac was eating his lunch when Caroline came and sat down opposite him.

‘Hi.’ She said with a shy smile.

‘Hi.’ He treated her to a rare smile.

‘Mac, I –‘

‘Have you two seen Fartin? I need my tail back.’ Guy interrupted them, sitting at the table.

‘He’s probably still in his exam.’ Caroline said in a flat voice.

‘f*ck. I’ll have to do it later then.’ He noticed Caroline staring at Mac across the table. ‘Didn’t interrupt anything did I? Ginger girl’s finally come out?’

‘Why are you here?’ Mac asked. ‘Do you need me to cut something off with my knife and fork? Because, you know, usually we knock them out first, but I think I’d make you the exception, my wonderful Swiss friend.’ Mac made a feint at Guy’s crotch.

‘Piss off you ginger poof.’

‘Why don’t you piss off Guy?’

‘No, no, why don’t you piss off… Shit.’ Guy slid under the table and crept off behind a trolley full of trays as a very angry man walked past.

‘Where were we?’ Mac asked politely.

‘Erm. D’you – D’you want to come round my gaff tonight?’

‘Come round your gaff?’ Mac repeated, smiling.

‘It – It’s not rude!’ Caroline said quickly.

‘I never said it was.’

‘Well, you implied it. With the tone of your voice.’

‘I’m not coming if it’s not rude.’ Mac said with a grin.

‘Oh. It’s quite rude, then.’ Caroline said with a small smile.

Guy interrupted them by diving across the table with a crash. He landed on the other side, rolled and crept off across the cafeteria.

‘I’ll be there.’ Mac told Caroline, ignoring the mob of men after Guy.

Hehe! Love the bit with Guy hiding from the angry man (what did he do?!)!!!!
Some nice Mac/Guy banter there as well!

ahaha Guy :P :lol:

:lol: awww i love guy!


this is so very sweet and cute :wub: i love it!

:notworthy

yeh he'll be there all right.....



hahah the guy bits are so funny! they should hire you for series 3 and OMG THAT WOULD BE GREAT because then it would HAVE to be carmac!!1

actualy ehres a thought do u think the writers have arguments about who ends up with who?? i bet they do! i bet they HAVE carmacs and carguys. imagine if AS A FORM we had to pick who she chooses!! we wud so kill each other.

yay you posted more

*continues happy smut dance*

and yayness for the guy/mac banter and the caromac cuteness - you have no idea how much i adore the 'my gaff' scene!!

have a cookie!!

:cookie

hehehe.

If only....

:lol:

I reckon they've had it decided since the beginning of writing series two.

And Victoria would have the casting vote.

And thank you for teh cookie, Tinks. *munches*

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CARMAC SMUT....love it!!!
:notworthy

Thanks for all the comments!

This is a bit shorter than I wanted (blame bingle)

Dedicated to pingu.






‘Fucking bollocking shitbags.’ Caroline swore at the smoking pan on the stove as she poured herself a glass of wine. She jumped as the doorbell rang and her hand slipped so that the wine went all over the floor. ‘Shit!’ Running to the door, she lifted the latch and ran back to the kitchen, calling over her shoulder, ‘the door’s open!’

Mac arrived at the door to the kitchen, holiding a pizza in one hand and his helmet in the other, to see Caroline on her hands and knees, trying to clear up the mess on the floor. Placing his loads on the table, he stifled a grin and grabbed her hand, pulling her up.

‘Hi.’ He said.

‘Hi.’ Caroline replied breathlessly.

‘So. Erm… what happened?’ Mac asked, gesturing at the mess in the kitchen.

‘I, erm, there was an accident.’

‘Hmm.’

‘Involving some pasta and a cooking stove. And me.’

‘I see.’ Mac prodded the substance at the bottom of one pan with a wooden spoon. ‘And this is…’

‘...the pasta.’

‘…the pasta, yes. Well.’ Mac turned to the fridge and pulled out a couple of bottles of beer. ‘Take that,' he said, handing her one, ‘put that in the bin,’ he waved one hand at the pans on the stove, ‘then go and sit in the living room.’

With that, he hung his leather jacket over a chair and started to mop up the wine on the floor. He glanced up to see her staring at him. He gave her leg a slight push. ‘Go.’

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Thank-you for posting!
And sorry I rushed you!

i love this fic PR is brill well done I can't wait for more :)

*squeels* aww this is making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!!

i love it!

I DEMAND SOME SMUT!!

eeeeeeeee OMG I LOVE HIM...

and throw THAT in the bin :excited


AAAAAAAAAAH WHY OH WHY OH WHY IS HE NOT REAL???

aww very cute!!! Guy is off his rock but i love him!!

I love mac being all authoritive, its very sexy!!

I don't know, but it makes me cry when I think about it. (Not really. Although I do love him very very much.)

aww hehe thanks for the dedication! :D

and aww.
*le sigh* yes why is this not real?!

Get here now, PR. I need more of this! My tummy did a little flip, my God. That's it I'm coming to find you. *creeps around the internet*

*hides in fear from luvinit*

Here you go. :D Dedicated to luvinit.




A little later, they had finished the pizza and Caroline was trying to talk Mac into letting her have a fourth bottle of beer.

‘Didn’t you learn anything after last night?’

‘I know not to let Sue White come to a party with me again.’ Caroline said with a smile, trying to act alluring and brushing some of her hair back with one hand. Unfortunately, she forgot that she had a bottle in that hand and managed to hit herself in the face with it.

‘Ow.’ Caroline said sheepishly.

‘Here. Let me.’ Mac took the bottle form her and placed it on the coffee table with his own before turning back to Caroline and touching the spot where she’d hit herself.

‘Does that hurt?’ he asked. She shook her head slowly.

‘How about that?’ he asked again. She shook her head again, her eyes fixed on his.

‘That?’ He asked softly, carefully brushing her hair back.

Slowly he leant forwards and pressed his lips against hers. He slid his hand through her hair, pushing her down into the sofa, kissing her passionately, his hand slipping along her leg, grazing her thigh and pushing the dress up.

Er finger ran up and down his back, tangling in his hair, pulling him closer and closer…

The phone started to ring.

‘Ignore it.’ Mac muttered, kissing his way along her neck. His hand moved further up her thigh, caressing the bare flesh. They kissed more and more passionately until -

‘Caroline? I know you’re there. This is your mother speaking.’ A voice filled the room. ‘Pick up the telephone, Caroline Todd, II want to know what you were talking about in your email, about this man-‘

‘Mother?’ Caroline had rolled as fast as possible out from under Mac, scrabbling to pick up the phone. ‘No, I was in the, in the bath. I was in the bath. ‘Yes, sorry. No, Mother…’ Caroline rolled her eyes apologetically at Mac, who gave a sympathetic mile and started to clear up the mess on the table.

By the time Caroline had managed to slow down her mother’s rant, Mac had cleared up everything.

‘No, I’ll talk to…’ Caroline slapped Mac’s leg as he wrapped his arms around her from behind and nuzzled her neck. ‘Talk to you later, yes. No there’s nobody here, OK, bye Mum, got to go, bye…’

‘Finally,’ Mac murmured, taking the phone from her grip and throwing it on the sofa.

‘Mmm…’ Caroline turned around in his arms, putting her hands behind his neck and pulling him closer.

‘Listen, Caroline,’ Mac pressed a chaste kiss on her lips. ‘I think we should…’ he kissed her again. ‘We should take this slowly.’ He repeated, kissing her a third time.

‘Mmm.. yes… Right. Oh.’ Caroline forced herself to pull back and looked into his eyes. ‘Let’s get to know each other better, go out a few times…’ He voice died away as Mac kissed her again.

Eventually, Mac managed to grasp her hand and slide it out from under his shirt.
‘Slow.’ He reminded her. ‘I should go. I’ll talk to you tomorrow, OK?’

‘Ok.’ She said, kissing him quickly.

‘Ok.’ He kissed her again.

‘Ok.’ She pressed another kiss on his lips.

‘Ok.’ Kissing her swiftly, he wrenched open the door and stepped out before they started anything.

Caroline closed the door slowly, and on both sides the couple leant heavily against it, taking deep steadying breaths.

:jawdrop that was MEAN!!!

i was enjoying that!!

so HOT!!!! (despite the whole carmac / carguy "banter" we've been having lol!)

oh i love smut

oh i love this fic

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this is soo brill PR - but that phonecall was mean :( but oh my gosh i love it - it's wonderful - i want more now more!

OOhhhhh mean! :phwoar my dreams went up in smoke

Ekkk!! that was so cute!!! Pr stop tesing and give us the smut

Very good! And probably the most greenwing-like fic ive read so far!! Why did he have to leave?! *has small tantrum* One complaint...should be guy!! tee hee hee

if you jknow what's good for you he'll come back and say
"OR-"
and then they wil start again :D

aww! :wub:
continue :D
i love it

:notworthy I love this fic. And I love the lovely smutty cuteness. But most of all, I love Mac. :wub: Please write more soon!

haaaa i've thought of a better threat..... IF YOU WANNA BE NOMINATED FOR A SMUTTY LYNDON YOUD BETTER POST!!! haaaaaaHA.


i've just ealised my main way to get what i want is by threats.... :unsure:
if im gona be a psychiatrist i'd better go analyse that...

PLEeas????????? (look, me being nice!):rolleyes:

ah, but I run the Lyndons. :ph43r:

No, I'm kidding, I would never rig them.

I was just following true GW style and interrupting Caromacness. :D

Glad I've got you all so pissed off.

*giggles*

I'll get some up asap, but it might not be tonight, I'm afraid.

Thanks for all the comments!

but but but.............WHY!!!!!!!! Godammit!!!!

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I love him..........

kawaii! even cuter than the penguins :)

Sorry about the long gap, I wasn't really in a fic writing mood. Insuddenly realised last night this was on the second page, and that's not right!

This bit's dedicated to Tinks, who's lovely, and PL, who had a bad dream and needs cheering up.





A week or two later, Mac and Caroline were at work.

‘Oh, I always wanted one of those,’ Caroline sighed.

‘What’s that?’ Mac asked. ‘A small boy?’

‘A remote control car.’ Caroline said with a small smile.

‘Don’t move.’ Mac told her. With that, he hopped over the car and went to speak to the little boy.

‘Here we go, here we go.’ Mac held the car controller out to Caroline. ‘Live the dream.’

Caroline eagerly pressed the buttons, trying to get the car to do something. She managed to drive it into Mac’s foot.

‘Sorry…’

‘Nice one.’ Mac hopped on one leg, exaggerating the injury. ‘Living up to expectations?’ He asked as she couldn’t move it any further.

‘All right.’ She snapped. ‘Just wait one second.’ She finally managed to get it to move and it zoomed off - into a wall.

‘One early tip,’ he explained, ‘is to master the basic skills first and leave the big stunts until later on.’

‘Yeah, yeah, okay.’

‘Let me show you, let me show you.’

‘No no, no, I’ll be fine.’

‘No, go on, go on, trust me, trust me.’ Mac put his arms around Caroline, placing his hands over hers and pushing the controls backwards and forwards. ‘It’s backwards and forwards, yeah?’

‘Yeah.’

‘And this is left and right. Left and right, forwards and backwards.’

Caroline relaxed into Mac’s arms. She hadn’t realised how much she’d missed them. The last few weeks had been very busy at work, and they’d barely seen each other outside of theatre. Trying to concentrate on his words, she attempted a lame joke.

‘And is that the same as what we grown ups call… reverse?’

‘Was I being patronising?’

‘No, no, just childish.’ Caroline replied with a smile.

‘Well thank God for that. Here we go, backwards and forwards…’ He fiddled with the controls for a while and managed to drive the toy car, backwards, into their feet. They both looked down at it before turning to look at each other with a laugh. Turning at the same time, they froze, locked in an intimate stare.

‘I… er…’ Mac started to say as his voice trailed off, his gaze flickering to her lips. Caroline leant into him, pulled in as if by magnets until their lips met in a passionate kiss. Ignoring the fact that they were supposed to be in surgery, ignoring the fact that they were in the middle of a busy hospital corridor, their hands roamed over each other as the kissed wildly until…

‘Ow. f*ck.’

Mac and Caroline broke apart, looking down. They had forgotten about the car controller. It had become trapped between them and was not only poking them uncomfortably; it was also making the car go crazy, moving backwards and forwards into their shoes.

‘Well,’ Mac smiled. ‘I’ll remove my arm then.’

‘Erm, yeah, yeah, if you wouldn’t mind.’ Caroline replied, flustered.

With a final peck on her cheek, Mac took his hand out from under her white coat and continued his day further down the corridor, almost whistling with happiness.

‘Mac!’ He heard Caroline’s voice calling. He stopped and turned, hoping the foolish smile plastered across his face wasn’t too obvious.

‘Can you smell burning?’