Right so to make up for this appalling lack of radiologist-themed-worship i propose we select only the finest Slices of Statham and make them into....a list!!

Il start....

1. Setting his arm on fire (and some things in the corridor as i remember) and then launching himself into the birthing pool, shouting dont worry! im not your baby!!

*cries with laughter* :cry + :D

haha :P

2. His alphabet song and his carrier pigeon poem. They are both hilarious :P

3. His car parking skills

4. His 'banter' with Mac, episode one.

5. when he tried to steal the chocolate bar for Joanna

6. That 'Take it back' scene.

6. The gall bladder scene. :lol:

7. Poo sandwiches!!

8. COFFEE ENEMA!!!! (funniest ever GW moment imo)

9. His tug of war with Lyndon.

10. Chlamydia

11. The "respond" scene

12. The scene when he 'accidenlty' rings Joanna while she's in a meeting.

13. Describing Joanna as the best sex he's ever had "as I think at least one other person here will agree" in S2, Ep7.

14. when he strips down to his underwear in lyndon's office and rubs his bare bum on the desk

LOL
15. Who could forget the Recorder/cupboard scene LO.

15. His bandit mask and his attempt at being 'your worst nightmare'

16. when he found God

17. The way he fell over in his wig when Joanna pushed him out of the cat

18. His scene with Joanna in the cupboard 'No.. the magic is gone... I have a splinter.'

19. when he's angry about simon shitting maison

20. When he 'played' Jesus and drew on Mac :P

21. I'm having a heart attack. No it's just a panic attack.

22. His obsession with herrons

23. when he's trying to explain to joanna that they think the dwarf commited suicide :lol:

24. When he wore that outfit to the auction :P

25. when he asks boyce to give him the kiss of life!

26. when he sang to joanna to win her back.

27. His over the top stammering moments

28. "A daddy long legs, is not a father!"

29. when he correct's joanna's gramatical mistakes when he is being dumped

30. His "morning after" scene with Boyce. "Next you’ll spin some bizarre yarn about how you know where everything in my bedroom is because of some cock-and-bull story nonsense about drinking too much wine after a slave auction, and being in my bed, and one of us not wearing any pants and having to-to-to-to borrow a pair of pants."
31. Hitting his head on the table to avoid Joanna getting him with her bag.
32. In his office with Mac in the first episode. "Will you be sit!"

Littlered gets three? Unfair i say!! 33) Well...you can f*ck Off then!!

34) When alan is trying to park his car next to a skip and metro! 'Get yourself in there why dont you' :lol:

35. When he rides the bike backwards in S2E1

36. flies! up your nose....etc etc

37. When he 'hangs' himself :P

38. When Boyce says he is Jewish and Alan says "Alright, go on the show us your foreskin!!!" Bahahahahahhhaaaa

39. When he drives the milk float

40. The 'Mr Irrelevant' kidnapping escapade!