A Word From the Editor:

Hello and welcome, readers! Many of you may have seen these ads before, but we at WifeWomanDoctor Weekly have finally decided what to do with them, so I hope you'll forgive the repetition, and join me in following the dating shenanigans of the staff of East Hampton hospital!!

Enjoy!

P.S. If anyone's advert catches your eye, you may write your own responses and send them to the editor in the form of a pm to Bingle - I can't promise anyone a date, but if you would like to send your own replies to the ads, then please do and I'll try and publish them!


It's a lazy way of giving you all cameos - if you want one, then wait for your fav character to appear (or read the ones I've written in the drabbles and send them in now!) and write in, for example, see MN's reply to Mac's ad in the drabbles thread!! They don't have to be long - just a few sentences will do!! Hope this works as well as I hope it will, cos I love writing these!!!!

Wife Woman Doctor Weekly, Issue 307

Important and respected Consultant Radiologist at busy local hospital wltm beauteous nursey nymph for fun friendship and kinky kidnapping games (balaclava optional). Must share interest in birds of the British Isles (particularly pigeons and herons), local politics, and Jesus. Minimun height 5ft7" (no little green men please).

Dear Editor,

I write in reply to the ad placed in Issue 307. I am young, blonde, and although not strictly a 'nursey nymph', I have it on good authority that I do look hot in the uniform. At well over 6 foot I meet the height requirement, and I can say with 100% certainty that I'm not green. In any sense of the word. Whilst I'm no expert on the birdlife of the British Isles, I am looking out for that special 'wise owl', who might be ever so slightly feathery to the touch, who could tutor me in all aspects of the subject, particulary the distinctive 'chirrups' of the various breeds.

Dr Boyce, c/o East Hampton radiology department.

:roflmao Oh this is going to be good bingle :D like it already

:lol: love it!!

Yay! Two nice comments! Make sure you join in guys!!! :) The cameos are there for the taking!!

oh i will do. just waiting for certain people :rude

Can we do either, like, as us, or a GW character if we want?

Only yourselves please, as I'm part way through writing the characters ones myself(its part of the bigger picture which I spent all last night planning out! :ph43r: ). Although if I get stuck on some of them I might have to put out a general plea for help and ideas!!

And don't forget, if the ad has already appeared in the drabbles, you can always pm me the reply before the post actually appears (if that makes sense)!

Also, bit sneaky of me I know, but I'm hoping that by repeating these ads someone will pick up on what was my funniest moment in writing them, which not one single person noticed before!! ;)

But please send me the replies in a pm as then I can post them up with a comment from the Editor if appropriate!!!!

:D

Ahh okay :) Glad I asked then, hehe. Wouldn't want to spoil your hard work bingle.

:)
I have a cunning plan!
:ph43r:

Just as long as it doesn't involve a slug, we'll be ok :D

:D

Lol... these are really really good!! And I will definatly be grabbing a cameo with both hands when I get the chance! Looking forward to reading more!!

Oh, woooow, this is brilliance, sheer brilliance!!! You're fantastic, Bingle!!! These personal ads of yours are ace and always have me in fits (I'll be on the look-out for your funniest moment, btw; sorry if I didn't get it before.) and I'm certainly interested in a cameo, particularly of the love nature. :woohoo

:notworthy

Okay, just to make it absolutely clear - you have to write your own cameos (hence the me being lazy bit!)!! You don't need to wait for me to post the ad if you've already read it in the drabbles, just pm me with your reply and I'll post it at the approprite momentand you can reply to more than one ad (that's for all of those who sit on the fence regarding mac and guy!)

and... as long as you don't write in the character of any of the actual characters, you can make up fictional replies from made-up people other than yourselves - JUST NOT THE ACTUAL REAL GW CHARACTERS!!!!

Glad everyone seems to like this idea tho!!

:D

Wife Woman Doctor Weekly, Issue 371

30-something female surgical registrar wltm strawberry-blonde surgeon for fun, friendship and maybe more. Gsoh essential (eyebrow jokes not tolerated). Must share passion for pig-rescuing, bananary kisses and George Michael's early hits (including, but not limited to, 'Kissing in the Toilet').



replies to follow, probably tomorrow night, for Caroline's ad, as I've written most of them, but need to re-edit a bit!

Dear Editor,

I'd like to reply to the ad in Issue 371. Firstly, I suggest she forgets about ginger hippy tosspot surgeons: anaesthesia's where it's at - it's the new rock 'n' roll, which makes me the new George Michael: 'don't flush, it's lush' is lyrical genius. I've never actively rescued any pigs, but I've certainly done my bit for charity with a few, and I do pride myself on being something of an expert when it comes to 'undercover activities'. That's 'undercover', if you get my meaning. Hopefully I'll hear back before I have to fly out for my skiing weekend in Switzerland.

Yours,
Dr Guy Secretan, c/o the anaesthetist's room at East Hampton hospital (or Zurich, Switzerland)

:excited I love it, it's just like Guy as well :lol: excellent work bingle.

One more for now, then maybe Caroline's other replies later!

Dear readers, as editor I fell duty bound to present a full picture of the replies, and as such, I feel it necessary to point out that this reply was sent in to us written on the back of an envelope, with a coffee ring on it, and complete with smiley faces over the 'i's. Enough said.
Editor.

Dear Editor,

Regarding the ad in issue 371, I'm not actually a surgeon... In fact I'm not even a proper doctor yet, so she probably wouldn't be interested in me anyway, but I thought I'd reply anyway. On the off-chance. I'm not strawberry-blonde, but I guess I could dye my hair. I've got my own wheels. But it's a scooter. Ummm... what else... oh yeah, a friend told me that women want money and protection, so if she's interested, she should know I carry a credit card and a helmet at all times.

Marty D, c/o doctors residence, East Hampton Hospital

LMAO!! I love it well done :D i'll reply to one soon and pm you when i think of something good to write :D

oooh question when I reply can i be a made up character or a real one??

You can be anything you like, as long as you ARE NOT a named character from the show. You can be yourself, or you can be a fictional character, as long as you're not one of the characters from the show.

:)

aww haha these are brill! :D

Dear Editor,

In response to the ad in Issue 371, I am a single mother of one (completely shaved), seeking a substitute father-figure for my newborn cub. I’m not a great fan of ‘Kissing in the Toilet’, but ‘Kissing in the Doorway, Office, and Corridor’ is on repeat on my iPod. Please pass my details on.

Susan White, c/o staff liason office, East Hampton Hospital

Note from the Editor:
Dear readers, we did point out to Ms White that, with reference to her seeking of a father-figure, the ad was placed by a woman, but she refused to acknowledge this, and afterall readers, who are we to judge? So we have published the reply and will forward Ms White’s details if necessary.
Editor.

Dear Editor,

I am, by happy coincidence, a fraise-blonde surgeon, and therefore I am replying to the advert placed in Issue 371. I am a huge fan of ‘Kissing in the Toilet’, although I rather favour his follow up hit ‘Proper Kiss’ (released with the bonus
track ‘Physical Apology’).

Regards,
Dr Macartney, c/o surgical department, East Hampton Hospital.

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:lol: i luv it!!!


mac is luvly

Bingle, has anyone ever told you that you are HILARIOUS?

Well, I have.


Fookin Brill, bingle!

Carry on. Now. Please?

Thanks to everyone who has commented! I'm glad you're finding these as much fun to read as I'm finding them to write! Last post for today, and it's only a repeat of the drabble, but by tomorrow I should have finalised the replies for this one, so more tomorrow night!

WifeWomanDoctor Weekly, Issue 397

Female paediatric registrar wltm a replacement Paul to reform the best combination in the world. Must be willing to overlook previous mistakes and indiscretions (shares in Autumn Blaze haircare products would be a bonus).

hee hee this is hilarious Bingle, I loved your drabbles, but this is just sheer brilliance.

:wub: isn't Mac luffly.

:lol: brilliant bingle!

you are a genius

aww Mac :wub:

oh ok thankies bingle i'll try and send you a few pm's ;)

love them soo much they make me smile :D

AH

These are AWESOME

i see Xmas Lyndons heading your way!

If we do them, that is.

I will be replying.

you HAVE to do x-mas lyndons because it means I will get to take part in the joy yay :D

Thank you all so very much for the lovely comments! :) Can't single anyone out as you've all been so lovely about this so far... I just hope i can keep them funny... writing the replies is much harder than writing the ads!! And I've still got writer's block over Martin's ad...!

And x-mas lyndons are a MUST!!! I only just joined in time for the Mindons voting, but I had to miss the actual Mindons night, so I'd love a Lyndons night that I could actually participate in (whether nominated or not - it's bad form to count ones chickens before their hatched PR, but bless you for suggesting it!!!)

that won't be a problem for you!!

Aww thank you. I've never been described as particularly funny before. I'm usually the serious rather straight one! So it's nice that people are actually finding these laugh out loud funny!!

:roflmao Genius, Bingle!

:roflmao wonderful. inspired. :lol: especially sue refusing to acknowledge that caroline is a woman!

Dear Editor,

In response to the ad in Issue 397. First off, who wants a poof's name like Paul anyway? 'Guy' is far more macho, and baby any combination that includes me is bound to be, by definition, the best.
I'm more than willing to overlook previous mistakes and indiscretions, as although I may be many things, not being indiscrete isn't one of them.
Yours,
Guy Secretan c/o anaesthetist's room, East Hampton hospital.