ok well basically Swiis_boy_lover told me about her dream of a Green wing'd big brothere which gave me the idea to write a fanfic BUT as I'm not a writer type person, I'm kinda stuck Sooo... this is where you people can help I thought as it's a BB fic that YOU people could be the character's - basically I'll put in what I have written, and it would be great if you guys could continue it - does that make sense???

umm PM me if you want to write for a particular character and then I'll asign roles - do people get it? i don't know how to explain it any better

ummm anyway, here is what I have got so far:

Note: well Big Brother usually consists of people who do not know each other so, for this basis, everything that has happened in the show does not exist. Guy works with 2 different surgeons and Caroline and Mac don’t work with each other either. So basically none of the characters work or know very much about the other. This means that no one has kissed Caroline and Guy and Joanna do not know that they are related. Obviously though Martin and Joanna do know that they are related to each other but Joanna has not had any relations with Alan Statham etc. etc.

Ok now for the show to start!

Voiceover: 12 contestants, one house, £100,000. This is Big Brother!

Intro music and credits of the house are played

Davina: Hello and welcome to a very hospitalised version of big brother. I bet you are all dying to meet the housemates so lets bring out the first one!

The crowd cheers

Davina: Well first up we have Guy Secretan!

Guy steps out of the car looking suave as always and waves to the audience in a rather cocky way

Guy is an anaesthetist at East Hampton Hospital; he is half Swiss and enjoys playing guyball and the odd round of spoon of destiny.

Guy smiles a sexy smile before turning around and entering the house

Our second contestant is Dr Alan Statham.

Statham steps out of the car wearing a long white coat that he tries to swish as he walks

Alan is a Radiologist who is looking for love…

Crowd aww

Statham: Hey you look here:

Points finger a Davina

I, I, I, I, I, I am not looking for love and and and even if if if I was I, I, I, I, wouldn’t expect to find it here with these missssssgreients.

Davina: OK let’s have you cheer for Alan Statham everyone…

The crowd are a bit shocked and only a few cheers can be heard. Alan continues swishing his coat to face the door and walks in a little bit angry…

Davina: Well after that I think we need a break, see you in 3…

Ok well welcome back viewers, so far we have two housemates in the house let’s put in our third contestant. Harriet Schulenburg

Harriet steps out of the car wearing a green jumper that has fuzzy felt animals on the back of it, her hands are clenched/buried into her sleeves as she smiles to the crowd timidly.

Harriet has several children and works in the human resources office in the hospital.

Harriet nearly trips on the stairs before practically darting her way into the house.

And now for our fourth housemate: she’s the staff liaison counsellor, she’s Sue White!

Sue comes in BUT not in a car like all the other contestants but on an elephant. She is dressed in what can only be described as lingerie and nothing much else. As she poses for the cameras, her hair swishes rapidly as she loosens it from her pony tail

Sue is Scottish and enjoys having a bit of fun

Davina looks very shocked and scared of sue by this point continues…

Sue White everyone!

The crowd cheer hard as sue enters the house, sadly the elephant is pushed aside. Sue breaks down due to the departure of her elephant and the top of the BB stairs once the doors close. The housemates hear her scrams and turn to the door in confusion and surprise. Then the noise stops and they turn away. Sue regains her calm composure and enters the house.

Now it’s time for our next housemate: Dr Caroline Todd

Caroline steps out of the car wearing a jean/skirt and a pink floral patterned blouse, as well as some funky green shoes. Her arms swing rapidly as she walks in a rather rushed, thrumpy and stompy type of a way.

Caroline is reasonably new to the hospital and she enjoys the odd walk in the country. Her life long dreams include riding on a steam train and playing with a remote controlled car.

Caroline stomps up the stairs, and continuously touches her hair out of paranoia, and abruptly enters the house…

And now for the so-called “hottie” of the hospital, he’s the head of IT… He’s Lyndon Jones!

The crowd go absolutely mental as Lyndon steps out of the car wearing a plain black suit but looking sophisticated and effortlessly glamorous.

Lyndon is a rather introverted character who enjoys looking at the Binary code. Lyndon says he tries to be self-less and enjoys a wide variety of foods.

Lyndon puts his hand up by his face as a sort of a wave as he walks through the crowd.

Lyndon told us that he thinks he is rather straightforward and is not afraid of confronting people when he has a problem with them.

He gives the press one last smile, straightens out his jacket, and calmly enters the house........

Davina: Well half of the housemates are in the house let’s meet our 7th contestant: It’s Kim Alabaster!

Kim steps out of the car wearing a very classy black dress and smiles and waves to the crowd.

Kim – as you can see is often told that she looks like Liz Hurley. She intends on enjoying life to the full and having a good time.

Kim pulls her dress down a little more in order to reveal a tad more cleavage, the odd whistle from the crowd can be heard as she enters the house.

Our next housemate is the adorable Martin Dear!

Martin steps out of the car like he forgot where he was meant to be. He is in his normal work clothes with part of his shirt tucked into his pants.

Martin is a trainee doctor and is hoping that one day he will pass his exams…

Martin unsure of where he is going gets directed up the stairs by security. At the top, he realises that his shirt is in his pants and quickly re-arranges himself before scurrying in.

Next up is one of our top surgeons at East Hampton Hospital, its Dr Macartney!

Mac arrives on his motorbike in a suave looking shirt and jeans with his hair in its usual messy way.

This ‘strawberry blonde’ loves riding on his motorbike everywhere he goes, he enjoys spinning in chairs and getting quite dizzy…

Davina slows down at this point as she looks up at Mac in a confused way…

And believes that beer is good for the hair.

Mac tosses a jumper into the bunch of screaming girls and walks into the house as discretely as possible.

Next up is the head of human resources: Joanna Clore!

Joanna steps out of the car wearing a very low cut pink t-shirt and a rather short black skirt with her usual black knee-high boots and struts along with her back slouched forward and taking large strides in her usually bad posture

Joanna loves to take charge in situations, she gets on well with people who are ‘creative’ and loves to still get her ‘kicks’.

Joanna, looking slightly embarrassed at what Davina had just said about her tires to regain poseur and tries to show what she believes to be ‘sex appeal’ to the audience before striding into the house.

Now for the penultimate housemate, he’s the last guy to enter the house, meet Boyce!

Boyce enters wearing a lovely black suit and blue shirt with his bone-pen necklace on as usual.

Sorry Boyce you know you can’t have pens in the house – and I don’t care if it’s an accessory…

Davina Removes the pen from around his neck, Boyce leans in as if to kiss her but Davina quickly moves away…

Boyce is probably the tallest doctor ever and is a trainee in radiology. He loves to play practical jokes and is looking forward to a good laugh whilst in the house.

Boyce, still rather upset about loosing his bone, puts on a brave smile and enters the house.

Our final housemate is a receptionist at east Hampton, it’s Karen.

She enters in a thin green jumper, with the font part of her hair clipped behind her ears. She has a plain black skirt on with a pair of plain brown shoes.

Karen is rather introverted but she is always upfront about her feelings towards others.

Karen runs up the stairs, scared of the screaming crowd and runs in through the doors

Well, there are your housemates, now let the fun begin!

Voiceover: Day 3, 11:52 pm the housemates have been treated to a crate of alcohol. Guy, Caroline and Mac are in the living area…

The camera changes to see the 3 of them sitting on the sofa, Caroline is in between Mac and Guy…

Mac: So Caroline, you’re the new surgical registrar…

Caro: why umm looking rather uneasy at this point and unsure of what to say yes, yes I guess I am…

Guy: I’m surprised I haven’t seen you around as you know – I see everyone acting very flirtatious…

Mac: Jumping in In a rather sexual way in your case Guy.

Guy: looking rather hurt Hey! Ginger Pubes! You hardly know me it’s not fair that you judge me when I’m just so irresistible

Mac: Oh come on! You’re like the hospital whore! You’ve had everyone under the age of 25 in the entire hospital EVERYONE knows who you are!

Caroline looks very awqud in between the two and tries to slip away…

Caro: Ok you two can fight it out but don’t think that I’m going to be anyone’s next conquest because you would be very wrong if you did!

Guy pushes her back onto the sofa and smiles in that way that he does

Guy: Caroline, oh sweet Caroline, I could never see you as one of my “conquests”…

He starts running his fingers through her hair softly and gently

Mac: Don’t listen to him Guy is a jerk!

Caroline: Ok, Ok, I’m going now but you two obviously have issues she says rolling her eyes, then she gets up and moves away. She pauses and turns around to face them now you two be nice

Mac: Sarcastically, Well done!

They look at each other in an angry way and fold their arms as they sit and sulk…

Voiceover: 12:09 am Joanna and Lyndon are at the dining area

Joanna pours another glass of white wine out for herself as the camera zooms out to see the 3 empty wine bottles right beside her, she holds the glass of wine in one hand and touches her body with the other to try and get Lyndon’s attention…

Joanna: It’s a shame that we haven’t had many problems in the HR office lately,

Lyndon: Why is that a bad thing?

Joanna: Because it means I don’t get to see much of you Joanna laughs rather quietly to herself as to what she is implying

Lyndon: unconvincingly what a shame that is

Joanna: it is! I would love for you to show me how well you can mend equipment; I bet you’re very good at sorting things out, Joanna hints…

Lyndon: looks around for places in the house to escape to, just to be away from her. Quite

Joanna: I knew it she smiles a big smile and then knocks back the glass of wine down her thought, as she does so Lyndon runs and hides in the toilets, Joanna puts the glass on the table and notices that he’s gone before falling to the floor in a big heap snoring

Voice over: Meanwhile, Alan is in the Diary Room…

I think it sounds brilliant, and I'd defintiely be up for it, but I don't quite understand what we'd have to do...
Sorry, being a bit thick today :blush

This sounds fantastic! I would ask to be Guy, but I don't think it would be fair as I'm not on very much these days so the characters should really be given to regulars. :)
Ace idea though, and I loved the first bit!

well basically bingle as I'm not very good at this stuff, and probally don't have much time to continue it, if you wan to take part then YOU can choose what character you want to be and then i'll do all the voiceoiver bits i.e: alan is in the diray room and then whoever has been chosen to be alan has to come up with what he is saying etc??

sorry does that make more sense I'm soo bad at explaining things :(

Okay that makes sense. I'm not a huge BB fan, but I'd love to give a go Green Wing style! I'd love whatever character you choose to assign me... I love a challenge!

LOL

This sounds great!

*requests a charcter*

Can i be one? So long as it's not an office girl or Lyndon. I have problems with writing those.

Guyoline, I love what you've written so far - you've captured all of the characters so well! It's excellent.

This sounds really good :)
I'll be a character. I don't mind who reaaly just not someone boring :P

oh!
LOVE IT!
:wub:

This is a fab idea, Guyoline and of course, SwissBoyLover.

Love all the entrances, so right!!
:heart

wait does that mean we can be one of the doctors?

In that case can i be Sue?? pwease :D

OH i understand!!! i had no idea what you were on about when you were explaining it to me earlier! its a brilliant idea!!!

:D my weird dreams create great things lol! with a lot of help from you of course.

If you have a spare character that u need filling up i'll take it but give priority to everyone else.

ok I have 5 people now just another 7 to go PLEASE let me know if you want a part, if you specify someone I'll try and give it to you, if you don't mind you may get whoever's left :P

I'll post a list of names and who you will be playing once I get all 12 :D

*jumps up and down in frustration*

Come ooooon people!

if your having trouble finding people why don't you see if people will double up? have a main character (eg guy) and a lesser character (eg harrier)?

because some people's characters might get evicted so this way they can carry on even if one of them is.

basically - I REALLY CANT WAIT!! lol

Ok well from layle's advice I have decided that people have untill TOMORROW to request a part I may not be on untill saturday so if you are early enough on saturday then that would work too :)

I will post the character's etc when i get back home on saturday evening/afternoon

so yeah get requesting people if you want a part!!!!!

Which characters have already been taken?

I'm Caorline!

*dances*

and I have given XtinkerbellX - sue white other then that all the rest are up for grabs as the other 3 don't mind who they are :)

i'll be Mac if he's up for grabs!



god knows why but i've really been developing a "thing" for him :unsure:

Mac it is....

comeone people!! I need 7 more volenters please!!

can we like PM you if we come up with a random or related scene to whats doin on in the house!! cos i dont think i would be able to keep up with a character!

*dances and throws confetti* I'M SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huggles guyoline*

As I Keep saying SBL it's because he's irristible :D

that's fine jess, i'll try and incoperate that as much as possible for you :)

:lol: i wouldn't say that! but there's DEFINATELY a certain charm about him!

u know what? i think it's all the fan fics!

*runs off to write some more mac-loving sweetness*

:lol:

well even i've been all sweetening up to him in my fanfic! i woulda thought i would turn him into some evil person but i've been feeling sorry for him.

IT JUST ISNT RIGHT!!!

*thoughts of Guy, thoughts of Guy, thoughts of Guy*

but yes please write more fan fics coz i ADORE them! even if they are carmac :P

ooo i'll be Alan if you want B)

can i be KAREN??? the resemblance to me is striking ;)

yay that's 2 more more down - ill sort it out tomorrow, some of you wikll have to doubble up but i'll sort it out tomorrow.

this is amazing!!!!!! :notworthy love it!!! very original *pulls up a sit and eagerly waits for more*

ok well as I want to get this started and the fact that some parts will be bigger then others I am going to make people doubble up.... if people still want to join later on and choose to be a part then just let me know and I'll sort somthing out..

Ok well here are the list of names and the people who will be playing each role

me (guyoline): Voicerover, big brother, Davina (so I'll set up scenes and senarios etc...)

Pig Rescuer: Dr Caroline Todd, Lyndon Jones

Bingle: Dr Guimeme (Guy) Valarie Secrtetan, Kim Alabaster

xPingux: Dr Alan Statham, Harriet Shrunemburg (sp??)

xTinkerbellx: Sue White, Boyce

Swiss boy lover: Mac, Martin Deer

Madalinenancy: Karen, Joanna Clore

I hope that list is ok if anyone wants to change parts then I can see what i can do, just let me know asap.

Ok well we left it with Alan in the diary room so i guess it's xPingux's turn to start...


big brother: hello alan, how are you finding your time in the house so far?

*dances* f*ck yes, Sue and Boyce!!!

*huggles guyoline* I is happy :D

SCORE!!!

i'm martin dear the queer! funkeyyy!

:D thank you my love!

Ooooooooh! I got Guy!!! And Kim!!!

Although quick message here: Secretan Fan, I know you wanted to be Guy but you weren't sure you were on here enough, so maybe you could be my expert support for this? If I have any probs can I pm you for advice? And if you think I get him wrong you can pm me and tell me?!

Can't wait for this to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on xpingux/Alan!!!!

:cry damnit!!! why didnt i realise you were offering roles in this brilliant fic earlier?!!!! ah well ill enjoy reading it!!!!

you can share with me NGWF.

i don't know how often i'll be able to write since i'm up to my eyeballs in work so whoever gets on here first can write the part. that cool with you?

sorry i didn't give much time as i wanted to get the thing going but NGWF1 as SBL said you can share roles with her so you are martin deer and Mac if that's alright with you ?

Sharing roles seems a good idea as there will be times when people can't get on so two or three people playing a part will be good to keep it going.

What do you mean I said that just so I could still be in on the act?! How dare you?!! :ph43r: :lol:

Nah, whether I get to be part of this or not, the idea completely rocks big time. It's "funkeh" in the extreme. B) I love what was written at the beginning and, as someone said before, all the characters' entrances were v. typical of them. Fantastic capturing of the GW crew there. :D

Can't wait for this to get going properly. :wiggle

:D :hug thank you!!!!!