The path across the ravene was just a fallen tree, wet and slimy after yesterdays heavy rain. Crystell had to cross it though, a lot of important people had invested a lot of money on this prodject and she couldn't let them down. Otherwise they would join the growing list of angry people.
Still the trunk was pretty wide, lots of branches if she needed them. Crystell took the first step, then the second and third and then...
EARTHQUAKE!
Almost instantly huge boulders started raining down from every where and all of them seemed to be heading for Crystell! As soon as the shaking stopped Crystell ran over the tree, when she was almost there, a boulder fell dead on the tree snapping it in half and flinging Crystell into the air!
Bumph...
After what seemed hours Crystell managed to wake herself up, even though her clothes had been shredded, she was relitivly unhurt.
"Where am I? How did I get here?" Crystell wispered as if the slightest nosie would destroy the world. Looking around all she could see was a faint glow eminating from a small tunnel which Crystell reckoned she could just get through.
Dispite a few places where her hips where just too big, Crystell managed to crawl into a small chamber. Inside was a pedistal and on the pedistal was a golden statue of a person. Interested Crystell looked closer, hey! It was her! Who else would have that horrible flat chest and norrmal hips, that messy hair
"If there was a trap, I would never get through that small tunnel in time, but this is rare it could pay for all my debts!" Looking around as if she would see the wires or trap door or even in the last cave, 'The swinging axe of doom'. Slowly reaching out, as if that would help, Crystell winced as her hands touched the statue.
Suddenly, nothing happened! Just then the celing oppened up to a blue sky and the cave floor rose to meet the surface. With a muffled 'thunk' it 'thunked' into place.
"How long was I out? It was storm clouds when I fell... I wonder what this statue does?" Holding it close to her chest she started the long walk home, when the sun was high in the sky, her stomach told her it was lunch time.
Finding a comfortable spot under a great oak Crystell sat down for what was left of her lunch. One problem her hands were glued to the statue and the statue was stuck to her stomach! Falling to the ground like a toddler with a surpressed cry, Crystell watched as the statue slowly let her hands free.
"Probable some sort of polish that stuck to my hands, no trouble" Ironically enough the statue started to glow brightly, it started to shrink. Still stuck to her stomach, it continued to glow.
"What's happening, what's... ooo my stomach it feels as if I've eaten too much." As the statue shrank Crystell's belly started to grow, pushing out the torn shirt to its limits. In five seconds she looked five months pregnant, after nine seconds of shrinking and growing, the statue was gone and Crystell was left with a nine month gone pregnant bump.
"O.K. that was... odd and... unexpected. But now what do I do, I can't go home looking like this it's just.. wrong! Ugh... preasure building up..." As the preasure grew her already large belly started to grow again at a faster pase, the shirt ripped open around her covering her breasts as the now beach ball size belly stopped growing again.
"Now this is just rediculous, I can't see my legs let alown my feet! What's doing this to me? If it grows again I won't be able to stand up! Maybe if I start now I'll be able to get back to base camp..." If you to look at Crystell from a distance now, all you would see is a huge pink ball. If you were to come closer you would notice that there was a 18 year old stuck to the back trying to climb up it.
"Not again the preasure's building up.."
[B]BANG[/
When Crystell woke up, her belly was back to normal size, the statue was stiff gone and all the leaves on the great Oak tree had been blown off.
"I have got to not make this a habit, at least that gaint of a belly is gone. Maybe it was just a dream, no it was too real and my shirt doesn't just rip like that. Hey! Does my belly usually do that?" Her now flat again belly had a gold mist swirling around underneath, a strange voice eminated out of it (see I told you it was just another quick written story with no plot to it!)

[B]tO BE CONTINUED BY SOMEONE WHO IS BETTER AT WRITING STORIES THAN ME...

I liked the bang part ^_^

It was pretty good all around, maybe you coulda tacked on another sentence... or just have had her stay popped... but oh well ^^