Chapter 1: Duelist of balloons


Young duelist Sarah Rayes wandered the dark courtyard of Duel Acadamy, the school set up on a volcanic island that was ment to teach aspiring duelists how to play the game, and play it right.
The dorms were closed up for the night, and students normally were forbidden to leave their rooms at this time. Yeah, like anyone listens to teachers any more. Sarah was a free spirited girl with flowing red locks that drape over her shoulders and frames her almond face perfectly. She rarely listening to her elders, peers, parents, gym socks, or voices in her head. Also, before I continue, she's a cronic insomniac.
Now: she was still dressed in her day uniform; the obelisk blue third-year outfiet. Basicly it was a blue collored sleeveless button-up blazer that clung tightly to her curves. Really the only other part of the uniform was an itty bitty skirt that didn't leave much to the imagination. School's got a lax dress code, huh?
It was another one of those nights... Can't sleep, but everyone else can. The courtyard's a quiet place when no one else is in it, so to kill time, she sits on a cold stone bench humming Greenday songs, and swinging her thin legs back and forth. Then POP!
The noise of a balloon having a close encounter with a pin. The noise reverberated off the trees, seemingly intensifiying with each echo. The source of the sound unseen, Sarah's head turned on a swivvel to try and spot the balloon murderer.
"Young women shoulden't be out after dark..." came the suave reply to her panic. Her hair bobbed as she turned her whole body to face the man.
"Wh-who..."
"What? You an owl?"
The man was around 6'0 yet seemed taller. His voice had the tone of someone who carried themselves in high esteem, like an aristocrate or Bill Gates. His face was smooth. No scars, blemishes, and in this light, it didn't even look like he had a nose. His hair covered by a tall white top hat, and body in a white tux.
"Seriously, you look nothing like an owl..." he mused, resting his chin between his finger and thumb.
"Why'd you scare me you jerk?!" Sarah shouted as she jumped to her feet, hersel standing only inches below the man.
"Ah yes... The alterior motive... Lets see... scare you... hmmm... I just want to play a little game..." He snapped his fingers and a black duel disk strapped itself to his arm. "Your a student here, so you know the game of duel monster, correct?" Duh was her snotty reply.
"I see I see... Now we play. Ladies first!" The man bowed, and stepped back a couple feet. "What makes you think I'll duel?!" Sarah already had the clunky duel disk machine strapped to her slender wrist.
The man chuckled. "Because you're desperate for activity. you'd give your life if it entertained you. Who knows, this may even help you sleep!" Sarah nodded. Bingo, bullseye, right on the dot. This is the kind of thing Sarah would dream of if she were to sleep. But how did this strange man know? Who was he?
"Call me Santoro,"

Santoro: 4000
Sarah: 4000
She examined her cards. "Bad hand..." she mused. Quickly she plucked a card, and slapped it horizontally on the monster card zone of the duel disk. "I summon Amazon Archer in defence mode!" A young green haired girl in a fur brazzire and jacket materialized on the feild. She was kneeling, and her arms were crossed in front of her and her bow just sat on the ground. (1400atk/1200def)
"That all?!" Santoro sighed. "I expected a challenge..." He drew. "I'll play the spell card, parade balloons!" five blonde haired women with ample chests and red bikinis appeared on Santoro's field. "This spell gives me five babe token creatures. Each one of them can attack directly, but the only problem now, is that they have zero attack and defence. I'll set two cards face down, and end my turn,"
Sarah drew. "You got your little bimbo squad over there, but I have this! I summon D.D warrior lady, in attack mode!" A blonde in tight black leather appeared next to the Amazon. Her skirt was nearly shorter then Sarah's. (1500/1600)
"Now I switch my Amazon to attack mode!"
"And I activate a trap card. BE drops!" one of Santoro's face down cards flipped, and a giant medicine dropper appeared. Two drops of glowing blue liquid fell from it into DD warrior lady's mouth.
Silence for a minute... Then there was a sudden tearing of leather as DD's chest swelled forward. Her top split down the middle. Now contrary to her name; DD warrior lady, she was just a B cup, but quickly she ballooned to a d, then double f, and stopping at a point where each boob was the size of a sofa. Her cloaths remained on, and the rip only provided a view for her cleavage.
Sarah looked on in shock, "What have you done?!" The DD warrior lady didn't seem too happy eather. she pressed on her boobs, as if that'd revert them back to normal size. Then, with a chuckle, the man blew a kiss in the woman's direction, who just seemed to realize how top heavy she was, and fell forward with a 'bloompa' Her face was burried in her own cleavange, and her butt stuck up in the air as she tried to struggle to her feet.
"Lets see... what I've done... I tried to make her curves match her name, but I guess she over dosed... Now she can't attack, switch battle possitions, or be used as a sacrafice... And her removing monsters from play effect no longer applys..." Sarah growled in frustration, and ordered her remainin monster to attack. An arrow from the amazon's bow reduced one of the busty blondes to scraps.

Santoro: 2600

"Tisk tisk tisk... you angered my harem!" The other bathing suit clad girls gasped as there friend was destroied, scowled, then each inhaled deeply. Their bellys bulged, chest expanded, fannys fanned out, and cheeks puffed. They all now had a nice orb abdomen topped with d cups, and a face that seemed to strain to contain the helium that caused each puff ball to float. Did I say helium? Think another lighter then air gas...

To be continued...

Please tell me what you think so far. Critisim welcome, and adivce needed... NOTE: the above was written at three in the morining, so... yeah...

Finally something Yugioh based that wasn't here because of me! So far it seems lil' interesting, although I'm glad someone here likes Yugioh as well, I am slightly disappointed that an element of sexism and inflation was brought into the duel....it might be interesting to see what happens soon though, keep writing.

Thanks for the feed back, and I'm glad I'm not alone. I'll prolly have another part up next saterday or friday.

this story rocks please keep it up.

Chapter 2: Quick conclusion


The four bouncy inflated blondes strained and bobbed around. Not only had they ballooned up, but they each gained 500 attack and defence points with their new found size. Once in a while, they'd bump up against eachother, and whenever that happened, they'd wince a little bit, almost like they were in pain. Not only that, but DD warrior lady was still struggling, and Amazon Archer was takeing deep breaths. Why point this out? Holograms arn't supposed to do that, and Sarah was just noticing the continual movements of her creatures.
"T-this is... strange... Why are-"
"Why are your monsters moving still..." Santoro spoke as if he were teaching an ignorant child, "This is a shadow game... That means you're in deep doo doo if you lose missy!"
Sarah shrunk away. Proffessor Banner spoke of shadow games in his history of duel monsters class. Everyone, including Sarah thought of it as just a joke... But this... If she were to lose, game over for good. "I-I can do this... he's already at a point disadvantage. If I can hold out for a turn or two, this duel is mine!" She clenched her fist into a tight ball.
"Too bad this duel is over..." Santoro drew, and sighed. "Well, g'night sweet heart... Don't let the bed bugs bite... I play the spell, balloon conversion factory. Now at the cost of six hundred life points..."

Santoro: 2000

"...I turn your Archer into a full fledged balloon girl!" After a sudden white flash, Amazon archer was... untouched... Unless you count the new glossy sheen of her skin... I dunno. "Now my parade balloons, march past her monsters, and blow away her life points!"
One floating blonde rammed into Sarah, and exploded. I don't mean popped, I mean full fleged fire ball explosion. Sarah fell back onto her rump, and groaned.

Sarah: 3500

Amazon Archer made a small "huh?" noise, and in a split second time, the petiet archer expanded to the size of a house. She was 100% sphere, save for the groaning head, wiggling useless feet, and flailing useless hands. Sarah screamed, "My monster!" before scrambling to her feet.
"Ah, so you noticed... keep watching," Amazon archer was still slowly growing, signaled by a dull hissing sound, and whines of pain from rubbery lips. But whats this? The amazon archer's not the one who's body is in protest. As the balloon continued to grow, she was slowly expanding ONTO the DD warrior lady, who with one hand tried to keep her bloating companion off her and with the other continued to massage her breast back to origanal size.
Speaking of DD's chest, it was also growing... no, spreading. She was being squished by the archer's girth. She moaned loudly in pain as her outfeit tore a bit more down the middle, and her flesh squeezed out. Another loud rubbery strain, and her struggling ceased. A creak, and a KABOOM. "No! What just happened?!" Sarah was confused and startled at the same time.
Your archer kinda swelled onto your other monster, and applyed some unneeded strain to the swolen area which resulted-"
"I mean card wise!"
"Well now! Interuppting me...Sheesh. Ok, the other effect of my spell is that all monster you control are destroyed except for the effected monster when you take damage... Oh, and now, all five monster card zones you own are taken up... Now if you excuse me..."
Another one of the parade balloon babes rammed into Sarah, throwing her to the ground with an explosive blast. Then another before she could recover, then the last one went kamikaze, knocking the air from the helpless girl's lungs. "Your turn," Santoro said in a meloncoly monotone. No more monsters were present on his side of the field.

Sarah: 2000

Sarah drew. "not something I can use... But my monster can still attack!" The archer rolled over, and fell on Santoro, knocking away 1400 more life points.

Santoro: 600

"Since you can't summon anything else, I assume it's my turn?" the man asked, dusting of the sleeve of his tux as if the heavy balloon that just rolled over on him was nothing but a gust. Sarah reluctantly nodded. Santoro drew his card. "Well now, origanally I was going to say good game, you win BuuuuuuuuT, I drew a monster card that'll pull me from this little rut... I summon Pokie!" (2000/0)
A little Kirby-esque figure materialized. Unlike the cute pink puff ball that was everyone's favorite super star, this monster was silver, and had a flawless wide smile that took up almost half of the little fluff ball's body. Stubbs acted as his legs, and stick-figure quality hands gripped a giant needle.
"So you don't get your panties in a bunch trying to figure out why you lose, I'll explain. My pal Pokie here cannot attack directly at any time under any condition, and when he attacks a non-inflated monster, it costs me 2000 life points...But now that your monster's a sphereical thing of beauty, YOU'RE the one that takes the damage instead of me! Go Pokie, have a blast!" he concluded with a sinister grin as his monster waddled over to the helpless female. "Pokepokepokepokepoke!" was his fearsome, blood curdling battle cry. He stopped and held the tip of the needle millimeters from the large fleshy belly...
Amazon archer clenched her fists, curled her toes, bit her lower lip, and wimpered.

"POKE!"

The creature's needle was jabbed into the archer's gut, and the resulting explosion wiped out the rest of Sarah's life points, and cost her the duel. Completely and utterly speechless, Sarah dropped to her knees, and Santoro walked closer.
"Your turn my dear..." There was a glint in his eye, and Sarah's following scream echoed threout the island...

To be continued...

Told ya it'd be a quick conclusion ;)

(bowing)your my hero.

Wow... I have a fan... I didn't know my story was that good. :blush:

ok quick request

i was hoping you could turn the girl into a balloon-girl and give her the ability to inflate any part of her body(with either air or helium) and also make her skin tough enough to not be able to be punctured by anything

that way youll be able to continue writing and get more kudos from fans

Future plot twist? Good idea... Origanally, I was just going to burst her and jump to a new target... hmmm... :innocent:

thank you


also she should have some level of mental control of the inflation(size location air or helium etc.)

and she should get sort of a giddy feeling as a side effect to the inflation


oh and the rubbery body sheen wouldent hurt

Again, some good suggestions... Thanks!

I dunno seems like animenerd's suggestion would change the whole plot of the story. We go from bady dude giving the girl a gift so she can eb all happy and swelll to world izes and things. Sounds out of character. Bursting sounds more in line with his image, or at least ballooning her and lettign her float off unable to stop her fate. Although a bit quick on some descriptions it's so far turning out ok.

you really cant blame a guy for being creative


if it livens up the story a bit instead of giving her mental control he can give somebody(jaden?)a remove control thingy to control the inflation tohis liking

even going so far as to inflate her in publicand/or blackmailing her to be his own personal infladable maid



oh and f.y.i. :I HATE BURSTING!!!!!!!

True we can't blame you but comments should kinda keep the characters as is since that's the way the author made them. He's free to pop or not pop her. After all he's the author as the inflation community shall say time and time again. Don't like the content? Don't look.

OKAY! OKAY! IM SORRY! Damn....

Many interesting comments, now here comes a curveball! [Baseball hits Nogard's Jester's headand starts making it spin like mad] NOW I BELIEVE THAT THIS STORY WAS VERY STRANGE [Head stops spinning], but in a good way. I think the duel may have been a bit quick as well, let's see if I can take a shot at something like this.........Oh yes, I think this may have been very well done.

And as an answer t your PM, I am a duelist, as is another group of persons here....You may meet them soon enough...

Well, I have a MUCH better idea then giving anyone control over her expansion... She's not going to burst right away eather... but I have an evil plot brewing in my head... You'll all just have to wait and see...

BTW, there will be longer duels in the future.

Ah good evil plans may they come to fruition soon... I mean all hail good for it is righteous or something *cough.

..........oh what the hell


ill go with it

*pat pat* Good choice man.

1.thank you

2.please dont do that(moves hand away from head)

This may be my first post here, but at least I know a lot about both inflation and yugioh that I can make some suggestions. Most of these ideas I've probably roleplayed with another fan, and I had a custom deck designed specifically for those roleplays. Granted, this custom deck is a lot like Santaro's in the sense that mose of the cards are made up and involve inflation in some way. However, it is full of creatures that are a little more creative than what we've seen so far (no offense, but Pokie is not a card that can be taken into any other deck. I think if you're gonna make a card, you should at least make it playable in any deck on its own [although there are currently real cards that are exceptions to this, I just mean that you should make it so its usable a little more often if it ever became a real card]). Anyway, here are some of my ideas.

First, have a duelist who is a little more like Evil Marik from the original yugioh. By this, I mean have something happen other than the duelist getting knocked over by the explosion. In case I'm still not clear, let me give you an example of something I've done in my yugioh inflation rps. When a duelist loses lifepoints, something actually happens to that person's physical body, such as breasts inflating 2 inches for every 100 LP lost. You could also apply it to the duelist's belly or butt, or you can even change it a bit. I mean you could instead have a duelist gain 5 lbs of fat for every 100 LP lost, and the fat could be evenly distributed. Now, this is similar to the shadow games Marik has done, and I can tell you what he did in each duel during battle cuty. In his duel against Mai, if a duelist's monster was destroyed, said duelist would lose all memory of a significant someone in his/her life. In his duel with Bakura/Good Marik, Bakura's body faded as he lost life points, as did Evil Marik's as he lost his own life points. A similar rule applies during his duel with Yugi. The only difference was that the good half (or light side if you will) of the duelist faded, as opposed to the actual duelist. Anyway, last example is during his duel with Joey, where Joey felt pain whenever one of his monsters was destroyed. This rule is actually very similar to the rule used in Marik's duel with Mai, in the sense that something happened to the duelist when a monster was destroyed. I just think you should include a few duels where something like this happens. And I actually have a few ideas as to effects that could happen when a duelist lost one of his/her monsters.

Secondly, please try to make sure that the cards used are actually balanced. Your Balloon Conversion Factory is a very good example of this. For only 600 life points, you can restrict your opponent to a single monster that's already on the field, that you can't do anything with other than attack. Granted, the other condition is that an inflated monster is destroyed (I have an idea on this tho), but that's still a LOT of advantage for minimal cost. You'd have to use at least two Ground Collapse cards to get even part of the effect of that. And the other condition on Groun Collapse is that the monster zones targetted must be empty to start off with. Your card also destroys every monster but the one targetted. Now, if your card cost 600 LP and ONLY had the effect of destroying every monster but the targetted one, then that'd be alittle more appropriate. But all of those effects for only 600 LP is very unbalanced. Pokie was actually pretty balanced, but he would be next to useless in a duel where he's part of a normal deck.

Anyway, those are just some general suggestions to help make the duels more exciting and the inflations a little more serious. Give me an E-mail if you think I can be of even more help.

Hey, I just got a great idea. I think since we have a few people who are actually into yugioh, I think we might be able to get a roleplay started that's in the same setting as yugioh g/x. We could each have our duelists, but we'd need to have a couple extra rules. For example, characters in the middle of a duel can only be controlled by the person who that character represents. I already have my character all picked out, as well as my two decks (one for regular duels, the other for shadow games). Anyway, I'll see if I can get one started in the RP section of this site. Thanks for helping me get the idea FS.

*whistle* Hmmm I enjoyed the story so far for the content but man Zero you are a strictler for real game use. Nice points though for making it a more... fair duel anyways... Not that fair can be really said when the outcome is sealed hehehe.

Yeah, well, sometimes, it isn't a fair duel even when you're using more balanced cards. I've got a ritual deck that gets high level monsters out like nobody's business. It's a deck that duelists usually can't overcome very easily, since most of the monsters in it have more than 2500 ATK. Also, if you'll check out my Balloon monsters in the yugioh gx rp, you'll notice that they are pretty balanced for real game use. But, with a good hand, their power can be abused easily. I'll give you an example of one of my Balloon Monsters.

Balloon Magician Girl (based off Dark Magician Girl)

Level 6

ATK 1500
DEF 500

Light
Spellcaster
Balloon
Effect

During your standby phase, you may place one inflation counter on this card. This card gains 300 ATK points for each inflation counter on this card. When this card attacks a monster, you may remove one inflation counter from this card. If you do, this card can attack again. Remove the counter before the attack.

Now, she seems like she can be pretty nasty, and she is if she's got a lot of inflation counters on her. But, she can only attack again if you remove an inflation counter from her before the first attack. What makes this fair is the fact that if she has an advantage of less than 300 points on a monster, she isn't able to attack again because you would remove the counter before she battles with the first monster.

I quit Yu-Gi-Oh but I still have good knowledge of it. I'm all for a shadow game, anything that involes darkness and unspeakable evil is good for me, and so is a bit of inflation. Now, as with any normal episode, say a 2 parter, you have one episode on the duel and another just talking and introducing a back-story. I like what you've done so far, but if you want to take this further, include a bit of history just to give it a future. This always annoyed me, but for the sake of this, I can handle it.

Lol. Yeah, I like dark powers too. But, I don't like it when dark powers are used for evil. Lots of people assume that dark people or dark powers are evil just because they are dark. This is simply not true. Dark can be both an ally to good AND evil. It only seems like it's never an ally to good because it is used so often for evil. But, if you'll check out the yugioh RP I've started, I have a character that uses the dark powers of the shadow realm for a little additional, but still harmless fun. You can join in if you want, but you'll need to have a character and at least one deck that consists of cards that exist in the real world. However, you can also make up your own cards for a shadow deck (your deck for shadow games your character participates in). Although it would be a good idea to ask people if the cards you make are balanced or not. Although that's not to say that the duel can't be a predetermined win or lose for someone. If your character will only exist in the Yugioh GX rp, then include a full description of him/her in your post if you join. You may also divulge that character's deck theme if you want, or keep it a secret until your character is in a duel.

Hmm, well my current deck is evil enough, but it's small so shadow cards would make an excellent addition. Just to let you know, though, they would be powerful, raw power, but not inflation. I dunno why, I just prefer evil more. Would that be a problem?

Thanks for the comments and such Zero, but this deck was actually ment to not fit in the actual game... BUT there is another reason then being too one sided... that will be revealed in a future plot twist however...

Oh, and one last thing about the topic of shadow games. Santoro's shadow games will change. I just figured: A generic female duelist, generic shadow game.

I just think that your decks should fit in a little better, that's all. It's ok for a duel to be one-sided (most of my duels with one of my two dream decks are). I just want it to be a little more realistic in terms of balance of cards.

Hmm for the sake of writer's lisence i couldn't care how overpowered the stories cards are. After all it;s just a story and every tradign card game has overpowered cards. We can just say that Fiendish's character being evil and cool just happened to get them and then some.

Except, Tippsey, when a card is overpowered, the people who make the rules make it limited or semi-limited. If you've read the Yugioh RP thread, you'll have seen my balloon monsters. Now, they can become pretty powerful if they've got lots of inflation counters on them. However, they don't get a lot of ATK for each counter, they get no DEF for each counter, they normally only get one counter per turn, and they have low original ATK and DEF. The level 4 Balloon Monsters I've created get minimal ATK and have only 1000 original ATK. Alone, they can't really hold their own against many monsters that are out there. Its with magic cards that support the Balloon monsters that makes them much more dangerous.

Too bad ^_^

ok

if youre going to finish the story could you do it alredy?

Wait till Friday, and I'll put chapter 3 up.

Actually that ussually happens to late or not at all. Only when a card is not only overpowered but unstoppable does it get semilimited/banned. Look at magic the gathering a game which has many more cards then yugioh and more depth. It always has at least one infinite combo neither banned or limited. Also no need to continue this or rant on your cards. I never said they were overpowered in fact I didn't mention anything on them. So let's all quiet up and let Fiendish write.

Chapter 3: Purple Haze


The school was in an uproar. Students pulling off dissapearing acts was common-place at the school of dueling. But so many students in the course of three weeks. Rachel was probably the fifth to go missing. Classes were called off for the day, and the students were left with nothing to do but sit in their rooms and wait for this situation to clear up...
It was getting late, and rumors started to circulate among the students via Email. Stories told of a giant who clubbed girls over the head, and dragged them off to his lair, cave man style. Or another one stating that government agents were using girls for odd research. However, the most talked about rumor was that the girls were being taken by a duelist who'd play them in a shadow game.
As the good professor Banner explained to the students of the slifer red dorm, shadow games haddn't been held since ancient eygypt times. Of course, this knowlege didn't stifle the intrest of our young brown haired slacker hero, Jaden Yuki.

"Hay Sy?" Jaden asked as he put away his cards, and folded up his plastic duel mat. "Jaden, please don't ask me to help you look for the prowler..." Syrus Trusedale whined, "Its getting late and I just wanna go to bed.
"Yeah yeah... Thats not what I was going to ask... Did you hear the other rumor?" Little Sy was half way up the side of the bed, to the second bunk, "What?"
"I heard they were sending professionals in to deal with this guy..."
"You mean like the feds?"
"No, duelists..."
"Why-"
"Because! This guy's doin' shadow games all over the island. They're going to fight fire with fire,"
Syrus put his head down on his pillow. "And let me guess..." He yawned, "You want to duel these pros too?"
Jaden also yawned. "Yeah... If they can...huuhh... beat this guy, that means, they're really good. I wanna see how I stack up!"
"Thats nice... now... Dark Magician girl... atta-" Syrus started snoring rather loudly, almost matching Chumly.
Jaden looked around for a moment. Somthing wasn't right... The dorm room was silent, except for the sound of his roomies sawing log. Before he could grasp what seemed amiss, he too passed out, snorring ofcourse...

"Well kid, we'll get our chance to duel when the time comes..." Santoro said, slowly stepping away from the door. "If there really are some top-notch duelists out to get me, then I gotta stay on my toes. Soon, all the peices will be in motion..." Santoro made a quiet gentle man-ish giggle... Ya know, the snooty kind, and faded into darkness.

While students were passing out, a boat was docking out on the peir. It was a small speed boat, built for two or three passengers. Two shadowy occupants stepped from the water craft, and tied the vessel down, so it wouldn't be going off on it's own adventure. One of the men carried a radio over his shoulder.
For the rest of the night, the opening cords of Jimmy Hedrix's "Purple Haze" pounded across the school grounds.

(Sorry this part isn't up to snuff... I promise, future additions will be better... and with inflation)

Chapter 4: Stressful night


Another night, and another victim. The school was now on red alert. Students had been cationed that remaining on the island was not a good idea, and it may be bright to leave the acadamy. However, many of the students remained cooped up in their little dorms, seeing as noone's been taken from within a dorm room so far.
It was getting late now, and e-mails bounced from room to room, spreding rumors about these pro duelists, and this night prowler. One rumor depicted this night-stalker as some sort of womanizing ninja. Another stated that Muji Marafu, a well known pervert from the slifer dorm, was up to no good. Ofcourse, like all the other students, he was locked up in his room as well. Every night, the rumors would become more outrageus and blown out of proportion from that point on.
Once in awhile, a letter would say that they'd hear the two pro duelists mummbling outside their rooms, but noone ever dared open their doors, just incase the mummbling came from the prowler. Fear. This is part of what good 'ole Santoro wanted...

"I can't take it anymore!" Jaden shouted while hopping to his feet. "What Jay?" Syrus sleepily mummbled. "This-this guy, snatching girls... It's just not right..."
"Let it go Jay..." Syrus set his head down on the lumpy pillow.
"Syrus... You and I both know that sooner or later Alexis is going to go visit the abandoned dorm room... And what happens if the prowler catches her?" Syrus sat up but didn't reply.
"Exactly... Now I'm going to warn the pros to steak out at the abandoned dorm, or just do it myself, whatever comes first!" Jaden slipped on his boots, and swiftly swung the door open. He turned back to see if his side kick was following, but the turquise hair'd kid had fallen asleep. Jaden shrugged, and sprinted in the direction of the abandoned dorm.

"Sleep tight..." Santoro mummbled to himself.
"What?"
"Nothing Alexis, my dear... Just focus on the duel..." Santoro smirked.

Alexis: 2050
Santoro: 3000

Alexis' move. "I'll activate polymerization, and fuse the blade skater on my field with the Etiol Cyber in my hand to create: Cyber Skater!" (2100 atk)
A blue hair'd woman with skates on her feet, blades on her arms, and a red and blue unitard fell from a vortex in the sky. "Now I shall have her attack your life points directly!" The over glorified figure skater gracefully glided over to Santoro, and gave a quick upward slice with her left blade.

Santoro: 900
Dispite the actual pain inflicted in a shadow game, Santoro barely flinched. "I'll activate my face down card. Patchie's appointment book. When I take 1000 or more damage from a direct attack, this card allows me to special summon "Patchie" to the field from my deck, graveyard, or hand..." There was a pink puff of smoke, and a brown fuzzball with nubby arms and legs and a round kirby-like body sprung out. (0/0) "Now, when my pal here is special summoned, I return two monsters from my graveyard to the field with 1000 attack points or less... I pick Busty Bomber(1000/200), and Rear Commander!(550/500)" The first one was a blonde bombshell. She was dressed in baggy camo pants with a matching camo-print barret. Her lips were thick and red, and her golden locks fell to her shoulders. Now, finally... her chest. It looked like she was smuggling twin tan beach balls held in place with a straining nigh-bursting tank top. Oh, and yes. Cleavage abound...
Now the next one was flat chested, and wore an army jacket to hide that fact. Her hair was a deep purple, and the thin strands stopped just below the ears. She too had a barret, but rather then camo pants, she had a short skirt that really didn't do anything to cover up the duo-ham sized buns of hers that struggled to remain within the confines of her streached out pink panties.
Both balloon warriors stood on either side of their master, who dispite their overexaggerated features, never let his eyes wander for a moment. Alexis too didn't dwell on the fact that she didn't even compair to either beautys. Rather, she sighed, and remembered what had happened the last time Busty bomber had been summoned. The other one was new... Maybe it'd been discarded from his hand. "Make your move, but remeber... Now that you have a total of three monsters, my Cyber Blader is no longer effected by spells or traps,"
Santoro shrugged and drew. "First, I summon Pokie, in attack mode" (2000/0) Santoro's voice was monotone, at best as our familier silver little pal joined the frey. Alexis was squirming now. She wanted to run. She knew she'd already lost, but she knew she would be unable to excape. Shadow game. No running. Duh...
"Next, I sacrafice Patchie to activate his other effect... I summon another monster with 1000 or less attck from my graveyard... I'll bring out Jiggle Maiden LV 2" (200/300) a short pot bellied lady hopped up from the ground, causing her meaty chest and round belly to giggle sunder her clining white robes. Her face was round and pudgy, and she had the start of a cute double chin. Her deep brown hair was tied back in a bun with a hair clip that looked like a french fry.
Alexis haddn't had to deal with this monster before. She had destroied it while it was in face down defence a couple turns back though. "Now, because you have a monster with over 2000 attack, Jiggle Maiden's attack goes straight for your lifepoints!" The plump girl giggled, then jiggled her belly with both hands. Soon the ground started shaking, and Alexis stummbled a bit.

Alexis: 1850
She was still bracing for what was to come next... "Now, I activate my Busty Bomber's effect! Cleavage cannon!" Pokie hopped into the vally between the nice lady's huge guns, careful to point his needle away from her balloon flesh. She tossed her hair back, and "oohed" as her chest slowly expanded, straining the tourtured top even more. Her hands were clenched into fists, her top's straps snapped and fell atop her swelling bosoms, and grunts and groans of strain and pressure excaped both her lips and her breasts as they doubled in size and reached their limits. Simoultainusly, both fleshy strained orbs burst, leaving no sign of Pokie or Busty bomber... but not even half a seconed passed before Pokie spiraled down from the sky, flat as a sheet after the Bomber's effect.
The flat and destroyed Pokie sliced a few hairs off Alexis' head, then shattered. "As you know Miss Rhoads... I sacrafice Busty Bomber, and destroy one monster I control. Then, you take damage equal to the destroyed monsters attack points... I win..."

Jaden arrived in time to watch a man carrying Alexis vanish into nothingness...

To Be Continued

wow... this is a good story you and Nogard know how to write...
so is there anymore?

There might be... I just don't know yet...