Hi all

I'm gonna try to finaly wright this story i've been kicking around in my head for a while now. I'll post as often as i can. My apologise in advance for typos this forum has no spell check but i'll try to keep on top of them.

Well since i'm no good at comeing up with my own people i'll be drawing off anime for help. That said FullMetal Alchemist an all things elateing to Fullmetal are registered trademarks of Blah Blah Blah

On with the show
WARNING! this story contains an off camera poping just to let you know.

Al alway gets squeamish about this sort of thing. Sometimes even I forget he's only 14. The armor makes him look much older. That being said I wasn't suprised when I found him hideing in a corner.
"Come on Al it's just Expandoline. Roy said he's always wanted to go there. What's you malfunction kiddo?"
He looked at me, those big pink eyes alway look inocent to me but now this time he could have gotten the pope to hand over money.
"Brother you know all the women there are....well.." He put his hand in front of his chest to illistrate the point.
"Oh come on Al. What's a cuppala big brested women got to do with any thing.?" I know he has no insides no bodily fluids but I could sware his nose was bleading.
"Anyway they'll be all over the famous Fullmetal. I'll have do deal with them don't worry."
He let the matter drop and in a few days AL, Roy,his second in command Hawkeye, and myself where all standing on the train platform in Expandoline. All of us but Hawkeye had a jaws on the floor.
"Why did you have to drag me along" Hawkeye glared at Roy. He may be the Flame alchemist but Hawkeye can always put out Roy's flame.
"Well..."Roy took amoment to compose himself "It seames there is a problum going around. A female problum and last episode we established that i am definatly a guy so that is why you are here."
Hawkeye didn't seem to swayed but she's always had a little thing for Roy so she let it drop.
"So why are we here" I heard Al squeak
"Look around. See anything funny to you" Roy jestured grandly with his hand at the croud.
It was a small city but one that seemed to compact all the things that went in a huge city in a dozen or so blocks of land. There where a few men around but most of them where just as slack jawed as our group. The women on the other hand where out in force. I've herd tales about the women of Expandoline but that was nothing comepared to the sight of it. IF I was to wager a guess I'de have o say the smallest breast size we saw was a DD and that was on a 14 year old. I knew the girls here where big but this... Little did we know there was a reason and that reason had already put his eyes on Lt. Hawkeye.

To Be Continued.
Please let me know what you think

good one

not done yet i'll post more asap. But being my first story i have to wright this down before i put it on the board

that a good idea.if you need a chaticter you could use hero or piper it be a great thing to see two of my charicter in your story. :D

if i'm going to use them i want to do them justice, so send me a PM if you feel i'm taking them in the wrong direction

We walked along the street and headed for the hotel where Roy swore he would give us all the details. It as kind of hard to see all the girls and not gawk but with Hawkeye right behind us I thought it would be a good idea to study my feet as we walked. One girl grabed my attention right away and not for the size of her top, which was very big, She had bright pink hair and was looking at her chest and yelling something like "How do I alway get caught up in this crap." I figured the shop keeper had just taken her for the shirt she was wareing. It look much to small for her. I looked back to see Al looking in her direction his shiny metal faceplate was at least three shades of red. He caught me looking at him with a cat like grin and he went back to studying the groud. When we arived at the hotel Roy sat us all down and gave us all the info he had.
"Well you may have noticed the *ahem* large women as we came in. I asure you that this has not always been the case. This case was actualy started by Gizmo in Central"
"The Arcticfire Alchemist?" Al piped up.
"That's the one. Seems a few month ago one of our former state alchemist fled the Eastern outpost and has been on the run ever since. He has dubed himself *Ahem* the Expanding Breast Alchemist" Roy blushed not something he does offten. "Anyway seem he has a knack for controling air and has been useing it to strike unsupecting towns in the area."
I had to ask. "But the women here don't look all that frightened I think many of them are enjoying it. Althou there was that pink haired girl." So that's what she was yelling about. Thae fact that she seemed to have gone thru this before went right over my head.
The was a crash as the door burst open.
"That's what he does. He makes every one happy and then the women realize there breasts are still expanding. Before they fully know what's going on POP!" The man in fromt of us claped his hands to ilistrate his point. This must be the Arcticfire Alchemist. He was a little bit taller than me but not by much and beause I had read the "Reacuring" post in the RP board I pretty much knew all I needed to know about him. He ran a hand thru the ratsnest on top off his head and stuck out a hand. "Nice to meet you Ed."
I took his hand and could sware that it was ice cold. I didn't have time to think about it because the same pink haired girl that i saw on the street came bursting thru what was left of our door. "I know it was one of you alchemist that did this. I'll go thru every one of you to find out which one."
I could almost hear Al's nose start to bleed
To be continued

good story.nice way of useing piper,i'll trust you on how you use hero and piper.if you have any question about hero or piper pesonalitys or what they can do just pm and ask me okay.

With out a second thought I brought my hands together and transmuted my Automail into a blade to defend my self. Almost as quick Gizmo was between me and the girl with his hands out streatched holding us back. "Now's not the time or the place. Young lady...." It was then the he noticed he had actualy placed his hand on her still growing chest (she was even bigger than before). The resulting slap could be herd for miles. After Gizmo had unbaried himself from the wall we all disided that introductions where in order. Roy acted the way he always does around a pretty girl and Riza was just about to strike him when Al piped up. "I'm Alphonse." I have never to this day or pryer heard Al use his full name...he must have had it bad. Gizmo bowed politly and begged forgivness...he was given an evil stare. I was just about to introduce myself when a button hit me in the eye. It was Riza's. We all looked and Roy when't pail as we watched Hawkeye's uniform jacket burst wide open. The fact that she was wareing a black undershirt hid the real effect of her growth but we could still see that she was bigger that Piper ( we finaly got her name after she stoped yelling at us) and still growing. Gizmo shot up out of his seat. "He's here!" Gizmo claped his hands in much the same way I do however when he pulled them apert his left was on fire and his right was covered in ice. So that's the reason they call him Arcticfire. Any way I heard a snap like a camera and then there was the voice. "No I don't need to be in in the area to have my fun. Air is all around you and I control the air!" With that Riza's chest when't back to the task at hand and started growing again. The voice wsa strange like it was comeing from everywhere at once but almost like comeing from nowhere. The voice wasn't done. "Now that I'm "in" your friend I think I'll have some fun" With that Riza pulled her gun and pointed it right at Roy.
"Riza what's going on?" Roy looked scared I don't see him like that a whole lot. She looked at him teares in her eyes as she tryed to look over her breasts. "I'm sorry I can't stop" There was a moment and then.....she shot him. However it seemed Hawkeye still had some controle as she only got him in the arm. "Piper, Al get Mustang out of here, we'll deal with this!" Gizmo was already on top of things. Al protested but one glance at me and he went over to help Piper. Before she left she turned back to me. "Get that basturd or I'll kick your ass!" and then she was gone. Nice girl, I'm gonna kill her and Al is starting to like her. With them out of the way we got down to business. Gizmo made the first attack. "Riza I don't wan't to harm you." She just looked at him "You have no choice. If he get's me he'll have the power of another State Alchemist and I'm not to shure how much longer I can fight him" To my suprise this seemed to make Gizmo more determined. " I see then so be it!" He brought his hands back together. Even a novice alchemist knows that to bring two things together with vastly diferent tampratures will have exploseive results. This was what Gizmo was counting on..he directied his blast at Riza and gave it every thing he had. Riza opened her mouth and a storm of air came out, her chest even deflated just a bit but started growing again after Gizmo hit the wall. This one realy got him he was out cold. So now it's just me against the woman who has looked out for me since I became a state alchemist and the woman Roy Mustang loves, though he'll never admit it. What was I saposed to do. She just looked at me and started crying. "Ed you have to take me out there's no other way!" "NO!" I couldn't belive she was giveing up like this. "Tell Roy I .....love him Ed" This was enough "Your going to tell him yourself!" I dove for her as she raised her gun. I...struck slashing scross her bust line. I heard the gun hit the floor in two pieces. She screamed and I was hit with so much air. All of it escapeing from her chest. When I came to Roy was back in the room. He had her in his arms, she looked ok, she was bleading but it was managable. I colected Al and Gizmo and headed outside. Al was doumbfounded. "But Ed why, she said you had no choice!" "There's always a chioce Al. She's going to need fixing up and a few weeks in recovery but she'll live. By the way what ever happened to that weird girl you where so enamered with." A big sweat drop roled down his helmet. "Um...her well once you poped Riza she went back to normal. Most everyone did. She said she would see you again Gizmo to even the score and then she just ran off....didn't even say good bye." "Oh well you'll real in the next one little brother" I patted him on the arm and the three of us left for the train station.

Huges ajusted his glasses. "So that's it huh Ed." It was three weeks later and Mase Huges had just got Ed to tell the tail. "Yep that's about it." Ed got up to leave. He turned back, "Gizmo is off hunting the Expanding Breast Alchemist again and I bet Piper is off hunting Gizmo. I'd better get back and see how Al's doing in the library" Ed once again turned to leave but Huges stoped him. "Ed you said that you heard a snap like a camera, well what was it?"
Ed grined "Turns out it was a camera. Sick basturd took pics of all the girls he inflated. We found Ria's picture after we surched the room we where staying in."
"So he was there" it was Hughes' turn ti grin. "Yep right next door" Ed opened the door to leave. "Here it make's me sick just thinking about it." He whiped the picture onto Hughes desk and was out the door. Hughes took amoment to compose himself.
"Well now that is a sight."
He tucked the photo away in his pocket next to one of his daughter Elisia.


The End.

Well that's about it folks. I'd like to thank Silver Dragon for the use of Piper even if it was kind of short. And if any one would like to answer my post about an inflated Riza Hawkeye Pic I can put it in the last post to give a nice little end to my story. And don't forget there are Bio's for bolth Gizmo and the EBA in the reacuring thread in the RP board.

Untill next time story lovers

Darth "Love ya mean it" Inflater

HAHahaha, thats just what Central needs :D..I can just imagine Winry and Hawkeye...hehe...not to mention Lust and Envy:D.. and people who don't watch Full Metal Alchemist will have no idea what I'm refering too :D..*goes to read your story..*

This note was found at the scean of the EBA's most reacen attack


"Lust...that would be to easy but Envy.....well now that poor girl has nothing to begin with well we'll see what I can do about that!"

We sill don't know why he wrote this down??


(Hay maybe I can turn this into some kind of a series. Tell me what ya'll think. Do ya'll want to hre more about the EBA and where would you like him to strike next :Show barriers shouldn'r be a problem for him: Let me know True Beleivers)

Darth "Make mine Marvel" Inflater

Hello True Believers!

I'm getting ready to wright another EBA story and I would like a little help. Where would you like him to strike next (Any Show Any time) it doesn't even have to be anime. Iwould like howevr to keep this in the "Horror" setting not that I have any probems with a "Sexy" Setting I just don't .eem to wright many good "Sexy" stories. The first EBA story was an attempt to make a BE story that didn't have the girl just inflate and love it. (Again not that I have any problems with the just not my style.) Post your comments here and the best ones I'll use (If you let me) and you'll get much in the way of recognition in the end cap polst. You can post here as offten as you like and I'll use this board to reply and then I'll put the new story in a new Post once I have a few good ideas.


And untill Gspoons Avi stops bouncing "Make mine FIR!"

Darth Inflater

*drool*

great story, very well done :thumbsup:

It's a little short, though. But I loved the 1st person from Ed's perspective.... and I'd love to face Gizmo in a battle RP....

excellent story i like it and yes i am new to this site thuogh i have been lurking around as a guest for a while