Title: notice from management
eddie - July 10, 2009 11:07 PM (GMT)
early retirement
due to the financial situation management have decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over the age of 30 on early retirement. this scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged Personnel Early)
persons selected to be raped can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Retirement).persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme for Retired Early Workers).a person maybe RAPED once,SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as management deems appropriate.
persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (ADDITIONAL INCOME for DEPENDANTS of SPOUSE) or HERPES (HALF EARNINGS for RETIRED PERSONNEL EARLY SEVERANCE)obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management.
persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING)as possible management has always prided itself for the amount of SHIT it gives its staff .should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT please bring it to the attention of your manager .he has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle
signed the management
Quadzilla - July 11, 2009 12:35 AM (GMT)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Classic!!
David - July 11, 2009 12:46 AM (GMT)
That's hilarious!! :rofl: A copy of that is destined for our office wall... :rofl: :rofl:
Mike - July 11, 2009 08:51 AM (GMT)
escortwithsunroof - July 11, 2009 10:25 AM (GMT)
brilliant :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Bourkey - July 11, 2009 04:53 PM (GMT)
That is QUALITY!!! :rofl: :rofl:
copyed & pasted if you dont mind :up:
bosshog66 - July 11, 2009 09:00 PM (GMT)
i have that on paper from one of my supervisors its goin around a while but its class!!!!
JD focus - July 13, 2009 06:54 PM (GMT)
thats funny mate that feels like my own job :up:
foc-aye - July 14, 2009 11:42 AM (GMT)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: pmsl