:rolleyes:

A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.

She replied, ''I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans."

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What's brown and black and blue all over?

A brunette telling too many blonde jokes!

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A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are.

The salesman replies, "Try the other side."

So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"

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One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time.

''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''

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My favourite is the blonde walking alongside the Grand Canal who spots her friend, another blonde, on the other side

"how do I get to the other side?" she shouts

"you are already ON the other side" comes the reply.

ye, thats a good un :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: