An old couple are sitting in church one Sunday, and the old boy realises he needs to let one go he slowly eases up and lets off a long 2 minutes ripper, but is pleased that it was silent, even on the hard wooden seat.
But
.after a couple of minutes he turns rather perplexed to his wife and says I have just let a long silent fart go but there is no smell do you think my nose is okay?
She shouts her reply I think your nose is blocked and
. Your hearing aid needs new batteries!
If you thinks that's funny think about this -
You're on a bus when you suddenly realize that you need to fart, okay?
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat -- just a little pressure with each loud note.
After a couple of songs, you start to feel MUCH better as you approach your stop.
As you're leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and THAT's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod!
where dy'a get em? :rolleyes: :rofl: :rofl:
im steasling them from the Reading Forum...theres at least three pages to go yet...