Three guys, one Army, one Navy & a Marine are taking the test to join the SAS. They have all passed the mental & physical sections & are back in camp for the final interview.
The Guy from the Navy walks in & is confronted by head of SAS training, who hands him a pistol & says "There are six bullets in this gun & your wife is upstairs, now just go up & kill her".
The Guy disappears, but comes back a few minutes only to say;
"Sorry Sir i'd really love to join the SAS but i love my wife too much & just couldn't do it"
"OK then" says the training officer "But if you can't follow all orders we don't want you".
The man from the Army walks in & after getting the same instructions is handed the gun & sent upstairs, but alas can't do it either so is told "He's not for the SAS either"
The Marine walks in & is handed the gun. Off he goes & suddenly six shots ring out from upstairs, followed by an almighty commotion. 10 minutes later the Marine walks back into the room drenched in sweat.
He throws the pistol at the training officer & says "Well you evil bast**d they were all blanks & i ended up having strangle the bitch
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ..........good one