A man is out on the M50 and decides to see what his car will do. He opens it up to 135 MPH. Notices a Garda car behind him,accelerates for a few seconds then comes to his senses, slows down and stops. Garda says to him 'I've had a tough day and this is my last pull over, I don't really need the hassle or the paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I've not heard before you can go free'. 'Er,last week my wife ran off with a Garda' says the man 'And when I saw your car I was afraid it was him trying to give her back'. 'Enjoy the rest of your day' replied the Garda.

very good :rofl: (very old but still very good... :-)

oldie but a goodie :rofl: :rofl:

ha ha :rofl: ............ :wife: good one !

shes a gud un but an old un