Note: Parody-clubs are fun. :lol:

A club to everyone's favourite couple - Lila and Stu! :wub:

Now, if you don't know who Lila and Stu are, I'll fill you in - the characters Seii and I christened as Lila and Stu are the main heroes (!) of Tifa Strife Queen of Hentai's wonderful fanfic, "Through Tifa's Eyes". In the 'fic, they masquerade as Cloud and Tifa, but it's quite clear that they're completely different characters.

Anyway, this club is to celebrate their love, and the love of all badfic representations of Cloud and Tifa - characters so mind-numbingly awful that they deserve each other!

We celebrate the sweet love of Lila and Stu as they share romantic moments such as:
* Stu feeling up Lila whenever he feels like it, whilst she always gives in to what he wants!
* Lila constantly whining and angsting over whether or not Stu loves her when they're hugging, touching and groping each other every two seconds.
* The way they put the romance back into horribly making fun of a girl who also likes Stu!
* The 10 million beautiful instances of Stu caressing Lila's cheek with his thumb!

Join me and proudly celebrate Tifa Strife's beautiful, tender and very romantic idea of what real love is. Because we're C/A fans, and we don't understand real love! We must all join this club, appreciate the pure artistic beauty of the LilaxStu pairing, and come closer to one day understanding that thing called realistic love, which Tifa Strife advocates so much in her amazing 'fic. :angel:

Join meeeeee... :lol:

Note: The club now has its own song! The lovely Madame Batolli wrote a fantastically funny parody to the tune of Placebo's "Every You, Every Me", which captures the beautiful essence of Lila and Stu's romance perfectly! I just had to make it our club's theme song (and marry Madame on the spot!). Enjoy, LilaxStu fans! ^_^

Why Don't You Just Goddamn Screw? (To the tune of Every You, Every Me)

Oh Lila, she’s heaven sent.
Stu gropes her til his passion's spent.
Olga’s a tart, her body's rent.
Once you buy a flower for 2 cents.

Carve the author’s name into your arm.
Show your devotion to her charm
Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?

Story’s over, a box I choose.
The box that’s clearly marked ‘review’.
Author, the grammar you abuse,
No circumstances could excuse.

Oh look - something so canon
Aerith’s dress has come undone.
Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you…?

My eyeballs this fic does sting.
Lila’s a clingy, pathetic thing.
Jeebus cripes, for heavens sake.
I’ve never seen such canon rape

What’s with all the Aerith hate?
All she asked for was a date
Oh dear Lila, oh dear Stu,
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you…?

Dreaming of Bartholemew?
Oh dear author, get a clue.

For goodness’ sake you must be blind.
Or maybe just out of your mind.
Best thing to do, I think you’ll find,
Is leave your hard-on for Tifa behind.

But no, there’s chapter twenty-nine
Posted to burn these eyes of mine.
Something borrowed, something blue.
Christ, Lila’s marrying Stu!
Amy’s the maid of honour too
...Eew

Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you just goddamn screw?
Why don’t you…?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:wub: :wub: :wub:

Members:
Hyper-Ballad
Materia Thief
Mira
Cloud's Girl
miracle_angel
Seii Monogatari
Sefie
Cloud Gainsborough
Rikkulicious
Sweet Janie
~Hopeful_Angel~
Kusari Yarou
Oddishness
Tacofoolio
Everchanging
Odango
Buhon
yin-chan

I MUST join! I walked around blindly saying that CloudxAerith were true love. That is, until Lila and Stu showed me the way. We must support them and their pure love! :lol:

(BTW, <3 the idea for the club. :D)

I want to join this awesome club dedicated to one of my FAVORITE pairings. Their love was so tragic and full of angst that it made me cry... a lot.

Glad to know that someone else has renounced their evil Cleris ways! Show support for Lila and Stu! LilaxStu forever! Theirloveissopure! :woot:

Welcome to the club, Materia Thief and Mira! I hope you have fun here!

LOL, I think we've all shed tears over Lila and Stu's beautiful moments together...

And I love your Yuffie avatar, MT! I think it looks great! ^_^

*LAUGHS*

Sign me up. Hilarity. :lol:

With pleasure, CG! :lol:

ill join even doe i never heard of them! :P

Lol, check out Seii's MST if you want to know more about our darling Lila and Stu! Be warned, though! :lol:

And thanks for joining anyway! Welcome! :D

Seii *MUST* join!! "Join" she says!!

JOINJOINJOIN!!!!!!!!!!

By teh way, the original two are here, so they should be added to the charter ...




*starts making new banners*

SEII! Great to see you here! You are so added to the members list - you must join! :lol: Welcome! :huggle:

Ah, the banners that cost me my ovaries... And I say it was worth it, because I still think that they rule. B)

::swoons::

*Gasp* Lila and Stu! FFVII's one true love! Sign me up!

W00t! I've converted another board member to the path of LilaxStu! :woot:

Welcome to the cult, Sefie! :huggle:

IM A HUGE LILA AND STU FAN SO I MUST JOIN11111 OMG WTF STUPID CLARITHS SHAL SE DA LIGHT AND LOV3 TAHT IS LILA AND STU!11!!11! WTF LOL I CANT BLEIV3 I WAS A S2PID CL3RITH

LILA!1!!!!! OMG WTF AND STU FOREV3R!!!!11!!1!1111!!!!!!!!!1 OMG


Sign me up...

After you expressed your love for the LilaxStu pairing so beautifully and eloquently, how could I not sign you up? :lol:

Welcome aboard! Consider yourself enlisted! :devil:

We'll get them all!! They shall see TEH LIGHT that is Lila and Stu's love!!

(And it's blue, by the way, as opposed to pink and red, which are NOT the colors of love, despite what you may have heard ... Angel Tifa told me so!!!)

Oh yes! I was HOPING someone would bring up blue!
You see, all these years everyone's been celebrating Valentine's day so WRONG! And when ladies wear red undies to be romantic? Tsh! They're backwards! For BLUE is the color of love!!
AND blue is also Lila/Tifa's character color, cuz there's blue around her in one picture an' she wore a blue dress for two scenes!

I wanna join! :woot:

Ha! You guys crack me up! :lol:

Yeah, all those people who associate blue with sadness are just numbskulls! They can't see the truth! When people who feel sad say they're "feeling blue", what they really mean is that they feel overwhelmed with pure love! And everyone knows that Blues music is focused on romance, not anything else! It is the colour of TRUE ROMANCE.

Edit: Welcome, Rikku!

Don't forget interpretive dance!

Omg, I can't believe I thought that CXA was the real couple, IWASSOF*C*I*GBLIND!!!! But now I see TEH TRUTH!!! Thank you sooo much, Lila and Stu!! I shall wear black and blue for the rest of my life!!XD

:lol:

The colors black and blue remind me of bruises which hurt when you touch them. o_O I must be wrong though, because everyone is telling me that they're the colors of true love so I guess I should beleive them.

Yes. They are the colours of love. Don't question us. :lol:

And welcome, SweetJanie!

So much LilaxStu-ness!! I'm in *HEAVEN*!!! So ...

Sti-La? Lu-Sti? Stu-La? Stu-Li? :wacko:

IM TORN!!!!111 OMG WTF LOL WHAT WILL SEII!!! DO!!! OMG!!111

XDXDXDXD!!! (I didn't even use teh translator, Seii's that good ... B) )

wow lila and stu look alot like Tifa an Cloud :blink:

but n e wayz thanx for the link hyper_ballard!! :)

to be honest even doe i never heard of them give me good reason why yous love them so much??

juss wondering! :D

but BTW they are lil cuties! :P

OMG!! Miracle, if you really want to read their story, I've been MSTing a fic ALL ABOUT THEM and their lil' escapades ... those lit-tul badgas!!

Basically, it goes like this:

OMG!! Lila has loved Stu for like eva, and turned down all teh other guys who asked her out (because shes a booty-ful angel!!) cuz shes waitin 4 Stu 2 come for her!! *ROMANCE*

She did have a crush on Jack (the character who plays Reno), but didn't act on it cuz she held on to teh hope dat Stu wud come back 4 her!! OMG!! & den ...

She finds him agin!! :wub:

Basically, this total biznitch named Olga, who cosplays as Aeris, comes and trys 2 brake up deir luv!!1 OMG shes such a skankho!!

Everyday, Stu gropes Lila, n Lila worrys about whether ppl will c, and then Olga comes along and is all up in Stu's face, tryin to ruin Lila and Stu's SECRET love!! Cuz NO ONE NOS!!!

So den Lila gets mad, n doesn't talk 2 Stu, who den cheers her up by:

1. Holding her firmly.
2. Rolling his eyes at Olga.
3. Brushing Lila's hair out of her face with his thumb.

It varies time to time, sometimes Lila will hug and/or kiss Stu, but OMG SHE CAN"T TELL HIM SHAY LUFFS!! HIIMM!!!

That's why their love is so beautiful and tragic.

I hope that helped!! ;)

Beautiful summary of Lila and Stu's love story Seii. *Sniffle*

very beautifull seii thanx for the info its so the on!! :D

*sniffles*

IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL SEII! :cry:

Their story always brings me to tears.... ;)

So romantic, Seii! :cry:

What I'm wondering is...WHEN WILL WE SEE THE FILM ADAPTION???

Everyone knows that a timeless love story like Lila and Stu's is just begging to grace the Silver Screen! What's Square waiting for? They're sitting on a goldmine! It's so clear that it'd be an instant blockbuster, would keep playing for weeks and weeks because of the massive audience interest. Obviously, there'd be a ton of Oscars too, it'd sell out on DVD within days of being released and somewhere, every person with a girlfriend or boyfriend will have seen it and groped each other while watching it! It'd be one of the top-grossing movies of all time! I have no idea why they're waiting so long to adapt it...maybe they're just teasing us, making us wait?

I think we should start a petition! :lol:

Seii- :cry: S-so beautiful..... :cry:

Hyper-ballad- I'd join the petition!!!! :lol:

Me too!! But make sure to use a picture of Olga and Stu on the petition, otherwise it won't work!! :lol:

RA1T3 TEH PATESHUN!!1!!11eleven OMG WTF!!11


Good idea...

I have just the picture too!

It shows how pure their love is!

Aw, so cute! :cleris:

Um, I mean...damn that Olga! That hussy! She can't have Stu! He belongs with Lila! Theirloveissopure! ::rabid rage:: :mad:

Calm down, Hyper!! You know Stu and Lila will patch things up again, all he has to do is feel Lila up and whisper to her how important she is and it's all good!! ::pimpsmiley::

But what about Bartholomew who is having an affair with Lila, Seii? :no:

Now now, Mira! We don't know for sho' yet, that fanart may have just been a digitally-altered photo put out by those evil, twisted, scheming, nazi StOlga fans!! (Those dastardly biznitches would try something like that, you mark my words!! :ph43r:)

Let's not jump to any confusions, Lila's a good, pure-hearted girl, she wouldn't let anyone have his way with her but Stu! :wub:

EDIT: Like, OMG, ssssstrait from TEH LT Mock Debate, a beautiful tale that Seii wrote. It was supposed to be about Cloud and Tifa, but then Seii realized that it was Lila and Stu she was referring to all along!! So, enjoy!! :devil:

It was a heartfelt promise, born of a beautiful childhood romance. A young boy and a young lady met at a well in the center of their hometown, love in their hearts. The young lad saw fit to become a warrior, brave and true, in order to win the young lass's heart. But what he didn't know is that the blossoms of amour were already budding in her bossom, and her heart would break at the very thought of her beloved parting. So, she and he made an innocent promise, that if ever she wished, her hero would come to rescue her from any danger, because she needed that experience. In shock by such a request from his sweetheart, he agreed and as he set of on the long path to become strong enough to save her, their promise would not be forgotten!

A treasured memory, held in their hearts throughout the years, their love endured, until one day, they met again, to continue, their beautiful romance ...

So beautiful!! :sad:

Plus, if Bartholomew (you'll never know how much I love that choice of name...) ever tried anything with Lila, who is OMFG NOT HIS TRU LUVE, then Lila would beat the Jenova-and-Mako-enhanced general to a pulp with her eyes closed, her hands tied behind her back, only using her big right toe as a weapon whilst breaking down the word antidisestablishmentarianism into morphemes. Cause she's uber-tough, uber-smart and UBER AMAZING ROX0R OMG OLGA SUX!!!! :lmao:

Edit: So beautiful, Seii! :sad:

Sing it H-B!! I sure hope Lila and I never fight, I'm to weak to take on that Momma-sita!!! Ow!!! :rolleyes:

Edit: Thanks H-B!! :D

No problem! I can recognise artistic genius when I see it! :P

I'm going to have that enchanting passage read out on my wedding day! :wub:

:lmao:

Anyway, before we get the LilaxStu Movie petition going, does anyone have any actors/actresses in mind for the characters? We must choose! Who would be your perfect Lila? And what sweet Hollywood teen-prince should play our beloved Stu? :rolleyes: