http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

Translate things to any tone, hic, jive, etc. I once even did it to my school's webpage. Hee. Anyway, you can take a page, put it in, translate. Here's an eample of a completely random webpage I found. Anyway, a different example:

One of the great mysteries of modern biology is how proteins -- the strings of amino acids that are the substance of all living things -- fold into precise and complex shapes when they are created inside living cells.

Proteins snap into their predestined shape within microseconds, but the multistep process by which they do so is so complicated that it would take a powerful computer centuries to come up with a model for how it is done.

Recently, however, some very smart chemists at Stanford University and the University of Illinois borrowed an idea from the SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) project to find an alternative solution.

The SETI@home project divvies out to 4 million PC owners chunks of raw data from the giant Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico. Those PCs, in their idle moments, filter this electronic noise for telltale signs of another civilization in the cosmos, and then ship the results back to SETI.

Folding@home, the brainchild of Stanford biophysics Professor Vijay Pende, similarly parcels out the protein folding computations among 43,000 active PC- owning volunteers.

In Sunday's online version of the British journal Nature, Pende reported success. The "distributed computing" system has modeled how a man-made chain of 23 amino acids called BBA5 snaps into shape over the course of 6 microseconds -- matching the time it takes the protein to form and fold in the lab.


to

One uh de great mah'steries uh modern biology be how proteins -- de chittlin's of amino acids dat is de substance uh all livin' doodads -- fold into precise and complex shapes when dey is created inside livin' cells.

Proteins snap into deir predestined shape widin microseconds, but da damn multistep process by which dey do so's is so's complicated dat it would snatch some powerful clunker centuries t'come down wid some model fo' how it be done.

Recently, however, some real smart chemists at Stanfo'd University and da damn University uh Illinois bo'rowed an idea fum de SETI (Search fo' Extraterrestrial Intelligence) project t'find an alternative solushun.

De SETI@crib project divvies out t'4 million PC owners chunks uh raw data from de giant Arecibo transista' telescope in Puerto Rico. 'S coo', bro. Dose PCs, in deir idle moments, filta' dis electronic noise fo' telltale signs uh anoda' civilizashun in de cosmos, and den ship de results back t'SETI.

Foldin'@crib, de brainchild uh Stanfo'd biophysics Super honcho Vijay Pende, similarly parcels out da damn protein foldin' computashuns among 43,000 active PC- ownin' volunteers. WORD!

In Sunday's online version uh de British journal Nature, Pende repo'ted success. De "distributed computin'" system gots modeled how some man-made chain of 23 amino acids called BBA5 snaps into shape upside de course uh 6 microseconds -- matchin' de time it snatch'd de protein t'fo'm and fold in de lab. Co' got d' beat!




another version

One of th' great mahsteries of modern biology is how proteins -- th' strin's of amino acids thet is th' substance of all livin' thin's -- fold into precise an' complex shapes when they is created inside livin' cells.

Proteins snap into their predestined shape wifin microseconds, but th' multistep process by which they does so is so complicated thet it'd take a pow'ful computer centuries t'come up wif a model fo' how it is done.

Recently, howevah, some mighty smart chemists at Stanfo'd Unyversity an' th' Unyversity of Illinois bo'rowed an idea fum th' SETah (Search fo' Extryterrestrial Intellyjunce) projeck t'find an alternative solushun.

Th' SETI@home projeck divvies out t'4 million PC ownys chunks of raw data fum th' giant Arecibo radio tellyscope in Puerto Rico. Them PCs, in their idle moments, filter this hyar eleckronic noise fo' telltale signs of t'other civilizashun in th' cosmos, an' then ship th' results back t'SETI.

Foldin'@home, th' brainchile of Stanfo'd biophysics Professo' Vijay Pende, similarly parcels out th' protein foldin' compeetayshuns among 43,000 ackive PC- ownin' volunteers.

In Sunday's online vahshun of th' British journal Nature, Pende repo'ted success. Th' "distributed computin'" system has modeled how a man-made chain of 23 amino acids called BBA5 snaps into shape on over th' course of 6 microseconds -- matchin' th' time it takes th' protein t'fo'm an' fold in th' lab. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker.


another version

One of the bloody great mesteries of modern biology is 'ow proteins -- the Emperor Mings of amino acids that are the substance of all livin' fings -- fold into precise and complex shapes wen they are created inside livin' cells.

Proteins snap into their predestined shape wivin microseconds, right, but the multistep Queen Bess by wich they do so is so complicated that it would take a powerful French Tutor centuries ter come up wiv a model for 'ow it is done.

Recently, however, some right keen chemists at Stanford University and the University of Illinois borrowed an idea from the bloomin' SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) project ter find an alternative solution.

The bloomin' SETI@home project divvies out ter 4 million PC owners chunks of ror info from the giant Arecibo radio telescope in Puerto Rico. Them PCs, in their idle muments, filter this electronic noise for telltale signs of anuvver civilization in the cosmos, right, and then ship the bloody results hammer and tack to SETI.

Foldin'@home, right, the Michael Cainechild of Stanford biophysics Professor Vijay Pende, similarly parcels out the protein foldin' computations among 43,000 active PC- ownin' volunteers.

In Sunday's online version of the bloomin' British journal Nature, right, Pende reported success. The "distributed computin'" system 'as modeled 'ow a man-made chain of 23 amino acids called BBA5 snaps into shape over the course of 6 microseconds -- motchin' the time it takes the bloomin' protein ter form and fold in the lab.



another version


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Have fun.

Brilliant!! I sent some Cloti stuff through ...

Slap Tifa's long flowin' brunette fro!! B) And let's not forget her sucka'ality!! (That sounds very dirty ... :blush: )

Tifa wears a black wee skirt, and her red mince pies attract many!! :lol:

Tifa sounds awful!! Pitting her white top and black mini skirt in a war that's held inside her red scrunchy? Shame on her!! :whistle:
Who know though, part of it could be true, because I don't think enny other in FFVII actually have "Varmintality." :lol:

I love this thing!!

LOL! Beautiful, just beautiful! :lol:

I edited with some other settings and boldened my favorite parts... It's actually a pleasent read this way!! :lol:

I love this quote. I want to marry it and bear its children. :wub:

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?...%3Didx&inside=1

:lol: I couldn't resist...just click dialectize!

Lol! Very cute, Rikku.

And on that version of the forum my name is apparently Hypeh-Ballad... :rolleyes:

I'm curious...why is it you chose to put us under "Moron" though, Rikku? :whistle: :lol:

Holy cow! I didn't know you could do it to whole sites!!

Heh, my name didn't change at all, I'm to cool, I guess ... B)

*hackyeahright* :angel:

Strife.nu be baaaaaad fo' ya'

:lol:

(Didn't change things very much, though :no: )

I actually decided to use my online blog page and put it in cockney. It's actually very funny.

My Blog in Cockney

Uhh....no reason....<.< :whistle: lol, I like the 'moron' one better than the others, so I chose that, I love this site put in moron mode...so beautiful...majestic.... :cry:


Seii_Monogatari- omg, that's so cool. O_<

Don't worry, Rikku. I'm just teasing you. :P

:P I know, but it's still majestic...nothing can change that... :cry:

Hey everyone, I was bored and I decided to try the translatlor on a Resident Evil fansite. :lol:

It's pretty funny. :lol: I just had to do it. I could not resist.

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

hey e\/aaryone, i w4z breod and i decdied to ry the translatlor on a rresidnet evil f4nsuite... LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ olololollol



hehehe... rabid-cloti friendly posts

A whole year later! Someone wanna put cloti evidence in gangsta language?

Hmm...The most common evidence CloTi have....

In Redneck..

Like, oh mah god, cuss it all t' tarnation. Cloud an' Tifa had hot sex unner th' Highwind, cuss it all t' tarnation.


In Cockney...

Like, right, oh me god. Cloud and Tifan 'ad 'ot sex under the bloody Highwind.

In Swedish Chef...

Leeke-a, ooh my gud. Bork bork bork! Cluood und Teeffa hed hut sex under zee Heeghvind. Bork bork bork!

And of course, Hacker.

liek,o hm y god!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ ClouD andt 1fa 4hd hoT seX0r u|\|dqar the higjwind!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~



What fun this is! I like the Redneck one best, it seems to show the CloTi stupidety more.

There was a site that did a valley talk translator. Anyway, I think translating website comments would be fun. This is all in good nature, not to be offensive to clotis (for the clotis reading this.) Oh, a message to the clotis reading this, if something you said on a site is here and you find it offensive, I'll take the post down. You have permission to do the same to my Cleris posts, too. Anyway, I meant to do this to websites. I was Cloti five years ago before I became Cleris, so I'm not mocking Clotis in general, just the evidence. Also, the people I knew in real life five years ago never found out that I supported Cleris and that I stopped being Cloti since I haven't seen them in five years, so if they read this they would think that I was someone else mocking me. I had those same opinions five years ago, so I could be mocking me just as much as you. So please, clotis, don't take offense to this, because five years ago I had your opinions before I changed them five years ago. I like saying years ago.

I know I shouldn't double post, but this is a spam forum, so it doesn't count anyway.

A Message to the cloti fans that were offended by this topic

Apparently, my post here was not appreciated by you. I didn't want to mention it, because I promised not to post anything about anyone's board, but I don't have a choice. I joined the Strifeheart board to look, not to post. I did not post any posts or information from that board onto this board. I did not mock any posts from that board on this board. I only joined to see other's opinions. If I said somewhere that I wanted to "spy" on your board, I was joking. I just want to look at different opinions. I didn't post anything from that board on this board. I didn't put any messages on that board. I was honest and said that I was from the Cleris board, but did not make any posts at all about the cloti/cleris stuff, I didn't debate cleris/cloti, I didn't pretend to be a cloti, I didn't post mocking cloti, I didn't post anything remotely related to Cloti/Cleris/the war or anything on topic like that at all. I didn't post my opinions or views on Cleris/Cloti. I didn't post anything about that. I didn't post about Cleris/Cloti and I didn't lie and say that I was cloti. I was honest and said that I was from the Cleris board to view another side, but did not make any posts and I promised not to copy any messages from that board here and I didn't. I didn't post any messages either.

I was banned before I could reply to private messages from the moderators/administrators I was banned by. I will not post anything about the messages I received from the administators/moderators or the contents of the messages or whether they were rude or not, because I think that posting personal messages and conversations is rude and people who post personal conversations are low. (I had that experience many years ago when a personal conversation I had online with someone from school five years ago was printed and the principal found it) and I respect the people on the boards because everyone should respect other people's personal conversations. Yep, five years ago.

Look, I respect your board. I might poke fun at cloti on this board, but I'm only joking around. I'm not seriously against you all. I used to be a cloti five years ago before I became cleris, well, I was a cloti five years ago and I think I became a cleris four years ago, but it may have been longer but anyway, so five years ago I understood your opinions before I changed mine, so I don't hate clotis at all. If I used to be a cloti five years ago, I certantly would not hate all cloti. It may have been many years since I liked cloti and I may not like cloti anymore, but I do not stereotype clotis. I have nothing against cloti. I just support cleris. I am not seriously making fun of cloti, it's only playful. I don't get offended if you make fun of cleris. I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings. If you want to do this on your board, feel free.

I just wanted to see other's opinions, I didn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings by being on your board. I didn't make any posts about the cloti/cleris war or about cleris/cloti or anything about that. I just wanted to look at your opinions as a viewer, not as a mocker. I did not want to give off the wrong impression and this topic is NOT meant to make fun of you or your ideas or posts. I did not plan on posting your messages, it's just to have fun. I promised I would not post your messages or Private Messages to me and even though I am banned, I still will not post your Private Messages to me to get revenge or be immature because I respect your board even though you banned me and I won't hold it against you or any of your members.

So I respect you so I hope you'll do the same.

I'd like to not be banned on your board and have my account back. You criticized Anastar for banning people who have made posts that were mocking the opinions of this board or being offensive. I did neither to your board. I did not mock your opinions on your board, I didn't post anything related to the cleris/cloti war except in the Private Messages you sent me. I was honest and polite and I was not there to spy and I did not plan on mocking your board in this forum. I got banned for supporting Cleris and being a member of this board. I was not there to spy, jsut to see other's opinions and I did not plan on mocking your board. People who mock other's boards are not nice. If you think Anastar's rules are strict, then banning me when I did nothing wrong and was polite and honest even after the messages you sent me is a lot more strict than that.


If you know someone from the cloti board, please forward this message to any of the members that were offended by this. I did not go back on my word not to bash you or post the messages you made to me and yell about them. I won't do that.

If anyone knows a way I can contact Aldo or Tana, or any of the administrators, let me know.

This translator topic was just for jokes, I didn't make it to offend your views.

I may not be a Tifa fan (I was five years ago but stopped being a fan a couple of years ago), but I don't support sites like http://tifasux.envy.nu/ .

Five years ago, the Cleris/Cloti wars were intense with anti sites being made every week. I thought it would've calmed down now, but it seems it didn't. I'm not going to trash any of you, because I still respect you all, even after your private messages.

Back on topic


http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?...Fjesuscarp.html <---- mocking the site that mocks our site.

Sorry for a triple post, but this is spam so it doesn't count. I just felt it was better than editing my long post. (I apologize for using this topic to state this, it's just the only way I know how to contact anyone from the board, since there's no in between board and this was the reason the whole thing happened.)

To members of board:

I was unbanned (Thank you), but my password doesn't work now... I think it was changed by someone, so I can't read my message. Please send me an e-mail to garnetdagger65@hotmail.com to let me know how to get my password back. Thank you. (Sorry, thsi is off topic, sorry using this topic as a way to communicate, but it is the spam topic.

Sorry for my off-topic ness on this board...

Back on topic

The star spangled banner, gangsta style

O say, kin ya' see, by de dawn's early light,
Whut so's proudly we hail'd at da damn twilight's last gleamin'?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, dro' de puh'ilous fight,
O'a' de ramparts we watch'd, wuz so's gallantly streamin'?
And da damn rockets' red glare, de bombs bustin' in air,
Gave proof dro' de night dat our flag wuz still dere.
O say, duz dat star-spangled banna' yet wave
O'a' de land uh de free and da damn crib uh de brave?


On de sho'e dimly seen dro' de mists uh de deep,
Where da damn foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
Whut be dat which de breeze, o'a' de towerin' steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches de gleam uh de mo'nin''s fust beam,
In full glo'y reflected, now shines on de stream, dig dis:
'Tis de star-spangled banner, dig dis: O, long may it wave
O'a' de land uh de free and da damn crib uh de brave! Right on!


And where be dat band who so's vauntin'ly swo'e
Dat da damn havoc uh war and da damn battle's confusion,
A crib and some country should leave us no mo'e?
Deir blood gots wuzh'd out deir foul footsteps' pollushun.
No refuge could save da damn hirelin' and slave
From de terro' uh flight o' de gloom uh de grave, dig dis:
And da damn star-spangled banna' in triumph dod wave
O'a' de land uh de free and da damn crib uh de brave.


O dus be it eva' when free-men shall stand
Between deir lov'd crib and da damn war's desolashun;
Blest wid vict'ry and peace, may de heav'n-rescued land
Praise da damn Pow'r dat had made and preserv'd us some nashun! Right on!
Den conqua' we must, when our cause it be just,
And dis be our motto, dig dis: “In God be our trust! Right on!”
And da damn star-spangled banna' in triumph shall wave
O'a' de land uh de free and da damn crib uh de brave! Right on!



On Sept. Man! 13, 1814, Francis Scott Key visited da damn British fleet in Chesapeake Bay t'secure da damn release uh Doc William Beanes, who had been captured afta' de burnin' uh Wuzhin'ton, DC. De release wuz secured, but Key wuz detained on ship overnight durin' de shellin' uh Fo't McHenry, one uh de fo'ts defendin' Baltimo'e. In de mo'nin', he wuz so's delighted t'see da damn American flag still flyin' upside de fo't dat he began some poem t'commemo'ate da damn occasion. 'S coo', bro. Fust published unda' de title “Defense uh Fo't M'Henry,” de poem soon attained wide popularity as rapped t'de tune “To Anacreon in Heaven. 'S coo', bro.” De o'igin uh dis tune be obscure, but it may gots been written by Raz'tus Staffo'd Smid, some British composa' bo'n in 1750. “De Star-Spangled Banner” wuz officially made da damn nashunal andem by Congress in 1931, aldough it already had been adopted as such by de army and da damn navy. Slap mah fro!

LMFAO!!!!!

YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?...et%2Fproject%2F

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Heres a sample of the fantastic page :P

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